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Posted: 01-May-2009, 04:47 PM
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw
the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to
his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife
looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the

Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that
the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the
wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid
me, Mom. They're the only feet I got!"

On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher
said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little
voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting
away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread
them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box
says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking
for the seal."

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams

Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee

For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV)

The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)
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Posted: 29-May-2009, 06:24 PM
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My son was 7 and my daughter approaching 6. My son was working on a model at the dining room table as I was preparing the evening meal. It was near Christmas and his sister was close by inspecting packages under the tree when he passed gas. She said nothing. After a min. or so he asked if she would please get him a klenex. She fired right back, "that won't help you (name)!" I chuckled about that all evening. I wrote it in the journal that each will get a copy of one day.

Kids can come up with some good ones!


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