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| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 21-Sep-2006, 09:39 AM |
| I thought this was true on both parts, so I thought I would share it 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4. BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument. 6.CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 7. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 8. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 9. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does. 10. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 11. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 12. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. __________________ |
| Posted by: sisterknight 21-Sep-2006, 10:02 AM |
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| Posted by: jedibowers 21-Sep-2006, 10:45 AM |
| Ouch. I feel a sharp pain in my back. |
| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 21-Sep-2006, 12:25 PM |
it wasn't that bad.....lol, look at # 11, that was def a compliment for men....rofl   |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 21-Sep-2006, 07:28 PM |
| Let us not forget: A man goes in, finds his size of pants, pays for them and goes home. A woman will try on 12 different versions of the same thing, and then buy the first pair she tried on!  |
| Posted by: haynes9 21-Sep-2006, 07:40 PM |
Yes, Dog, you are right! My wife (who is just about perfect except for her bad taste in men  ) does that very thing. Great list, Lady! |
| Posted by: BluegrassLady 21-Sep-2006, 10:18 PM |
| Funny but, oh, so true!! BGL |
| Posted by: ballydun 22-Sep-2006, 12:24 AM |
| I LOVE IT!!!! |
| Posted by: MDF3530 22-Sep-2006, 02:01 AM | ||
Those are nice names we call each other ! I can't say the 'other' names we call each other. |
| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 22-Sep-2006, 06:18 AM | ||
 rofl...I hate to admint that cause I am soooooooo guilty of it....hahahahaha |
| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 22-Sep-2006, 06:19 AM | ||||
rofl, I can only imagine... |
| Posted by: Rindy 23-Sep-2006, 04:52 PM |
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| Posted by: Roberto Phoenix 23-Sep-2006, 08:30 PM |
We men never kick the cat-it is know as swiftly increasing the animals departure rate.  |
| Posted by: ballydun 23-Sep-2006, 11:00 PM |
| ROFL too funny! |