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As The Teacher Turns, Or Does She???

Did JaneyMae finally find my stash of Tullamore Dew? Is she in the drunk tank? Is she hiding in her cabin? Is she murdering poor, innocent fishies?

Is she murdering not-so-innocent students?

Why are you still in the corner WizardofOwls? Aren't they serving fries from the Kiosk in the commons area? Rindy, has the teacher turned? Turned to the dark side or the light side or the left side? Wizard, did you clean up your sneeze from the corner? Does anyone know how to make my java script errors disappear from this old computer? Should I use one of the other computers? Isn't the hall pass sitting in the marker try of the whiteboard (no more chalkboards)? Are my keys locked in the faculty bathroom again? Who put the tack and super glue on my chair this time?

Shall I play more tomorrow instead of teaching English? Would the kids care if they watched Ferris Buhler's Day Off?

I think you should play more tomorrow JaneyMae, the question is do you? If the kids don't want to watch Ferris Buehlers Day off who cares? As far as the teacher turning are you the teacher? And for real are you a teacher? And what grade do ya teach? Doyou don't mind me asking? Am I in the corner now?

Is this a drive-by posting? Why would she NOT play more? Wouldn't the kids RATHER watch an inane movie rather than studying?

Did JennyMae play more today?? and did the kids enjoy Farris Beuhler's Day Off??

Gee Annham, I haven't heard from Janeymae have you? Maisky you didn't do a drive by did you? Do you know where you will go if you do that? JaneyMae where are you? Teacher? Teacher?

Why couldn't I find Ferris' movie anywhere? Could it be obsolete? Would it be okay to have all of next week be Lord of the Ring: Return of the King week? Does anyone know how to fix my computer at home? Is Wizard still in the corner? Is Rindy being a good girl so Santa will visit her? Is Maisky still up to no-good?

Why is it that they insist that I try to teach these little boogers? Why is it that I can't just duct tape them all to their desks with a strip over their mouths?

Is Janey Mae the best teacher in the world or what? (Can I get out of the corner now? What if I promise to be good? Did you see that I cleaned up my sneeze?)

I do think JaneyMae is the best teacher ever don't you? I think I am being good don't you? Did you hear that Santa? How did you clean up your corner? Where is Maisky? Where is JaneyMae now? What are we going to do next?

Isn't JaneyMae the best teacher AND the best sister? Can I keep saying nice things about her so she doesn't rat me out to Santa?

Can you bribe her? That always worked with my brothers, so why not with her? And why not LOTR:ROTK all next week? Can I come? And why do I always wake up at work every morning? How do I get here? Why can't I go home?