And should we mention the blow up sheep they gave Gordon?
Flora
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"Nature always wears the colors of the spirit." -
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
K. Gibran
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
John Muir
"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves."
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' he said, and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
flora,,,I have tears in my eyes and tears running down my face. Craig Feiguson had none other then Gorden Ramsay on tonight. OMG so much bleepin going on.It was so funny. Can't wait for reruns.
O.K. Ladies. Out of all the popular tv shows on now, which character is the closest to your husband (past or present) and why?
As for my husband I would have to say Gibbs, on NCIS series. Just his mannerism, the expressions on his face and the lack of carrying on a conversation is my husband down to a tee.
O.K. Ladies. Out of all the popular tv shows on now, which character is the closest to your husband (past or present) and why?
As for my husband I would have to say Gibbs, on NCIS series. Just his mannerism, the expressions on his face and the lack of carrying on a conversation is my husband down to a tee.
Flora
We are avid "24" fans, and I kinda had a crush on Bill Buchanan 'cause he reminds me of my husband: the grey hair, height and build, those nice eyes. He was calm and cool, a voice of reason (like my husband can calm me down when I go ballistic) And Bill had such a great voice, I loved to hear him talk.
But then he got killed off the other week! I nearly started crying!
Good thing hubby is still healthy and here.
Susan
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"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king..."
Ok Ladies,Have you heard what the burning question on every British Women's mind?
Why doesn't Michelle Obama carry a handbag? I heard this on the news, they think they can't leave home without it. I do have one but sometime when I know that I will not need I won't take it with me. So I was wondering to you take one with you every where you go?
If I am by myself, it's too easy to just slip card and i.d. in a pocket and off you go. But if I have grandkids I usually have backup in a purse which I can easily leave locked in car until needed.
flora, You sound like me take a purse with lots of gum!
One new thing...I watch my two grandkids every Wed. night so I was there tonight. I could not believe what was hanging in my sweet little grand daughters room...A Deer Head!!!! I asked my son in-law if he has ran out of room for the heads, he always laughs at me.
Well, Easter is upon us. I usually cook a big dinner, with china, crystal and etc... My husband offered to take us all out to dinner. His thinking is it would be easier on me (does that mean I'm getting old?). But I refused. How many want to smack me on that one? I just like to linger over a meal and watch the grandkids go wild with a sugar high. What do you do?
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.'
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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