When you can't remember what you were doing last or why you went into a room.
I once forgot a cousin's name really! It took me about six months to recall what her name is! Luckily (or not) she is one family I do not get to see much anymore. Actaully I wish I did get to see her and her family more. But alas! This world we live in now, we are all way too busy!!
JP, I once was introducing my own flesh and blood sister to a friend and I forgot my own sister's name! Funny, I remembered the friend's name! We all got a good laugh out of that one!
When a nice young boy scout asks if he can help you across the street and he is serious!
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JaneyMae
Tangle Goblinwitch: She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking
"Never miss a chance to shut up." Will Rogers
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!
When one of your students looks up at you with big round eyes when you talk about the sixties, and says "WOW!! Did you KNOW any hippies?!" And then the eyes get even rounder when you say, "Oh, yeah. The one I still sleep with every night." (Meaning yourself, but why should you tell the kid that?)
When the restaurant workers as you if you are a senior citizen (for discount). I was appalled as I am not and asked them if I look like one! I am so bad, but they have never asked me that question again!
How about you get down into a crouching position and you start looking for stuff to pick up because you know you're going to be down there for a while?
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Mike F.
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
This week I learned - that when you fall - you better have a book.
Stay the heck away from the pool when the grade 2's are in there. Not having much contact with the wee people myself, I was startled as all get out at how ruddy small they were!
When someone asks you where the eye pillows are - and you really do know what they are asking for.
When listening to "Oldies" meant a big band! Well, okay, more like Sinatra, Perry Como and Jerry Vale!