A problem my make-believe government was presented with: Wha
The Issue Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange peckery-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.
The Debate "This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Johan Wong, an angry farmer. "The peckery was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish." [Accept]
"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Jean-Paul Mombota, owner of Irish Beer Lovers's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!" [Accept]
"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Gregory Winters of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The peckery is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe! [Accept]
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan
My friend, What you need is a full contingent of Irish wolfhounds. We are currently an out of work breed. See we were so successful at hunting wolves in Ireland that there are now no wolves to be found. No Red Deer for that matter either.
We are an effective lot especially when working in pairs. We do not eat much, just a rabbit or small child once in a while. We also like an occational sock when our masters are pleased. You can ask mine about his being bare footed most of the time.
My friend, What you need is a full contingent of Irish wolfhounds. We are currently an out of work breed. See we were so successful at hunting wolves in Ireland that there are now no wolves to be found. No Red Deer for that matter either.
We are an effective lot especially when working in pairs. We do not eat much, just a rabbit or small child once in a while. We also like an occational sock when our masters are pleased. You can ask mine about his being bare footed most of the time.
Are the Irish wolf hounds out of work due to a shortage of wolves in IReland???
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My friend, What you need is a full contingent of Irish wolfhounds. We are currently an out of work breed. See we were so successful at hunting wolves in Ireland that there are now no wolves to be found. No Red Deer for that matter either.
We are an effective lot especially when working in pairs. We do not eat much, just a rabbit or small child once in a while. We also like an occational sock when our masters are pleased. You can ask mine about his being bare footed most of the time.
Are the Irish wolf hounds out of work due to a shortage of wolves in IReland???
Yeah, all the wolves have been right-shored to India.
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Cheers! Todd
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Funny, Wild Concepts have been doing the same thing in Free Mystic Memories! What's next? the Peckery mating with a Wild Concept?!? Ohh dear!
Same with party animals in Corona Nation...probably soon to happen with the beavers in Bush Draft Dodgers !
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maybe I *should* have told them they could kill the dogs! That's the only constant. I honestly don't recall what I did on this. think I dismissed the issue.
Do I need to take him to the Health Dept for a shot? Should I have him tested for RABIES-V? I hope Sakie doesn't start stuff like this. What's a mother to do? The shame!
Annabelle, was that necessary? I could've made it through the rest of my life and not missed that mental image! Oh well, I have they have a 12 step program to help me recuperate!
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Slàn agus beannachd, Allen R. Alderman
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Oh my God, I can't stop laughing. I have tears running down my face and my co workers are looking at me like I'm crazy.
I just can't get the picture out of my head, a peckery mating with a dog. Of course no one was specific on what kind of dog so my mind stuck in a taco bell dog.
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