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haynes9 
Posted: 06-May-2007, 08:34 AM
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Show the teens that you're a cool dude! Let them all take it for a spin around the block! After all, they'll be very careful with it!

I'm buying new leather furniture for the wife. What should I do with the old stuff?


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Posted: 07-May-2007, 04:05 PM
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throw it out on the side of the road so it can draw bugs, animals and more junk and make the highways look a little more trashy


I am frustrated with everything today, what should I do?
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Posted: 07-May-2007, 04:49 PM
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Get a couple pounds of C4 and a 9V battery. And then take it to Washington DC to see how far you get. And if anyone in any manner of uniform asks you about it, tell them it's a joke. bet they'd think it's really funny. Might even give you free room and board for a while.

Heading out to the desert for a while to get away. Advice?


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Posted: 07-May-2007, 06:14 PM
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For starters, don't take any water, or anything to carry water in. Don't bother with sunscreen either- all that talk about skin cancer is just a marketing ploy. Other things you won't need- a tent, sleeping bag, hat, food (there's a McDonalds practically everywhere these days!), and compass or GPS. When you get to the desert, just pick a direction and walk for a couple of hours, then see where you end up! You'll probably be away from it all!

I don't want to go to work tonight. Should I?
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Posted: 07-May-2007, 07:54 PM
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Go to work? Why do that? Better to go to a bar for a couple dozen drinks. Then you can go back out on your street corner... biggrin.gif

My wife is frustrated with housebreaking the puppy, what should I do?


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Posted: 08-May-2007, 02:59 AM
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Get a new wife.


The hard drive in my laptop no longer has room for additional "critical" updates from Microsoft. What should I do?
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Posted: 08-May-2007, 08:14 AM
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If it’s “critical” rush it to the emergency room, then you can visit it in ICU. Or you can just throw it into the dishwasher. That should clean it out.

When ever I’m driving, my wife flinches so much. I have to breathe into a paper bag to hyperventilate, any ideas?


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Posted: 10-May-2007, 12:07 AM
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Just go ahead and hyperventilate! That will teach your wife to stop flinching! And while you're at it, act like you've passed out at the wheel. That's always great for a few laughs!

Gotta replace the catalytic converter on the church van. Any good recommended shortcuts on this job?
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Posted: 14-May-2007, 12:05 PM
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Just don't replace it at all. Who cares about the extra pollution anyway?

I want to get a different job in my field, but my contract has a three year non-competition clause. What should I do?


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Posted: 14-May-2007, 09:51 PM
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Walk in the office and ask your boss what he's so afraid of! DARE him to invoke that clause! Tell him you're not afraid because you don't think he has the guts!

BTW, I'll be starting a jail ministry soon. See you there tongue.gif !

My youngest son is coming home for a couple of days this weekend. What can we do to make it special?
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Posted: 15-May-2007, 09:26 AM
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Why bother doing any thing special? Assign him all the chores he didn't have to do while he was away.

I can't listen to Highlander Radio at home because I can only afford a dialup connection. What should I do.
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Posted: 18-May-2007, 08:29 AM
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Throw a rent party and invite “the Chieftains”.

My house is overflowing with stuff, and my daughter just came home from school. With twice as much stuff as she left with.
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Posted: 18-May-2007, 09:30 AM
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Have a garage sale and sell all of her stuff without her knowing it. If she gets mad, tell her it's your way of showing her that materialism is an inherent evil. (and duck while she throws what's left at you!).

I need to visit with some folks that are staying at the cabin next to our house, but I also have a ton of work to do. Advise me, oh great ones!
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Posted: 18-May-2007, 01:34 PM
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Visiting always trumps doing a ton of work. Besides you might get a hernia.


Please not another garage sail. Why these days even The Salvation Army locks the doors, whenever they see me coming. Now she’s talking about putting her stuff in storage, but what I’m wondering is: who is going to pay for it?
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Posted: 18-May-2007, 08:23 PM
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you are of course, cost you an arm and a leg for the smallest one there, but then that isn't big enough to hold it all, and it will cost you more money than you expected every month!

got a ton of homework to do, how do I get motivated?
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