OK guys, let's talk about beer, sports and fart jokes.
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Mike F.
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
Boy- I found some good stuff at an older liquor store in town- Alhambra Negra from Alhambra Spain. I like to stop at this store because they have Quiness Stout in quarts, but, low and behold- there, shining so deliciously looking and glistening in all it's glory- was a six pack of this exotic, dark brew and I couldn't resist. MMM- great flavor, strong heady maltiness- exceptionally good brew.
the age old keep the women out of the men's club is out... sorry!!! It's ERA, Eve ruling Adam!!! I still prefer Guinness, straight out of the bottle!!! so let's get out the cigars and deal the cards, maybe a litle poker...
and by the way I don't think there's alot of women hater's here, thay only let on to their beer drinking buddies they do!!! you know you guys love coming home to a woman that smells all sweet and pretty and meets you at the door with a smilin' face with a drink in her hand and a kiss that promises more to come just for her one true love. Kinda of a June Cleaver woman. She has the six pack in the fridge chillin, the house all spiffy, your dinner ready on the table, uses her feminine charms on you and you agree to any thing the little woman wants, which is...your checkbook along with your credit cards. Why would any man want to go out and drink beer in a smoky ol' pub, watch a football game and blow wind when he can have his best friend sittting by his side, his companion, the mother of his rug rats, his lover and his best friend watching The Soap Net, watching Luke and Laura. Ha, The He-Man Woman's Club my foot...it's the whatever you say sweet gentle wife and companion of mine, you have been a jewel and I want to reward you by letting you use my credit cards and you can buy anything you want!!! Your wish is my command!!! You guys have a wonderful week!
Why make fart jokes? With no women around we can just fart as loud as we want.
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Caw
"I am a Canadian by birth, but I am a Highlander by blood and feel under an obligation to do all I can for the sake of the Highlanders and their literature.... I have never yet spoken a word of English to any of my children. They can speak as much English as they like to others, but when they talk to me they have to talk in Gaelic."
-Alexander Maclean Sinclair of Goshen (protector of Gaelic Culture)
Why make fart jokes? With no women around we can just fart as loud as we want.
I thought you guys did that anyway with or without women in the room. it's gettin' a bit smelly in here, so I'm out, you guys DO know how to get rid of a woman!!!
Oh hey, fart jokes aren't just manly, they're very celtic. This is from "Rabbie Burns" (courtesy of Celtic Pub Radio -- I heard it recited and then looked it up on the web):
TAE A FERT
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Just as ye sit doon amang yer kin There sterts to stir a 'normous wind. The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Stert workin like a gentle breeze But soon the puddin wi the sonsie face Will have ye blawin’ aw ower the place. Nae matter whit the hell ye dae Awbody’s gonnae have tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle, It’s like a bullet oot a rifle. Haud yer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try and stop the leakin air Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek Pray tae God it disnae reek. But aw yer efforts go asunder Oot it comes like a clap o’ thunder Ricochets aroon the room Michty me, a sonic boom! God almighty it fairly reeks; Hope I huvnae shite ma breeks Tae the bog I’d better scurry Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry. Awbody roon aboot me choking, Wan or two are nearly bokin I feel much better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile. Wis him! I shout with accusing glower, Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare I dinnae feel welcome any mair. Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free Sounds like just the job fur me Whit a fuss at Rabbie’s perty Ower the sake o’ wan wee ferty.
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Am fear nach gleidh na h–airm san t–sith, cha bhi iad aige ’n am a’ chogaidh. He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war.
"We're all in this together , in the parking lot between faith and fear" ... O.C.M.S.
“Beasts feed; man eats; only the man of intellect knows how to eat well.”
"Without food we are nothing, without history we are lost." - SHADOWS
Is iomadh duine laghach a mhill an Creideamh. Religion has spoiled many a good man.
Oh, and we can also talk about tools and our favorite hardware/home improvement stores.
My favorite hardware store is the nearest Ace Hardware. My favorite home improvement store is Menards. No offense to Home Depot and Lowe's, but Menards actually looks like a store.
and by the way I don't think there's alot of women hater's here, thay only let on to their beer drinking buddies they do!!! you know you guys love coming home to a woman that smells all sweet and pretty and meets you at the door with a smilin' face with a drink in her hand and a kiss that promises more to come just for her one true love. Kinda of a June Cleaver woman. She has the six pack in the fridge chillin, the house all spiffy, your dinner ready on the table, uses her feminine charms on you and you agree to any thing the little woman wants, which is...your checkbook along with your credit cards. Why would any man want to go out and drink beer in a smoky ol' pub, watch a football game and blow wind when he can have his best friend sittting by his side, his companion, the mother of his rug rats, his lover and his best friend watching The Soap Net, watching Luke and Laura. Ha, The He-Man Woman's Club my foot...it's the whatever you say sweet gentle wife and companion of mine, you have been a jewel and I want to reward you by letting you use my credit cards and you can buy anything you want!!! Your wish is my command!!! You guys have a wonderful week!
maggiemahone1
Why indeed? Testosterone!! Cool stuff and actually quite unpredictable!
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