Peckery is still behind bars after accosting the head military El Presidente with Banana peels and excessive drinking and radical behavior. Although none of these simple allegations have been proven. *the video tape has disappeared*
While awaiting arrangement, Peckery has been continuously singing "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts" along with #9 of his all time favorite hits of "Margamonkeeyville" of which you can call and order at 1-900-monkees. If a person with a sexy voice answer's leave your credit card number and they will return your call as soon as possible.
When Mr. Peckery was denied bail at his formal hearing he broke into "Born Free" and "Free Willey" chants.
Upon hearing this depressing news, Sockabelle called the local chapter of the "Flying Monkeys of America" and is flying at 2500feet to rescue her oppressed mate from the torture chamber Mr Peckery has been commited to where "Hey Hey the Monkee's" is being played 25 hours a day. Chuck the Munk of Delta force fame is in charge of the rescue attempt and Raven is flying recon so we are in hopes Peckery will be released without blood shed or loss of his deodorant stick. We will keep you posted of the impending battle.
............. of which you can call and order at 1-900-monkees. If a person with a sexy voice answer's leave your credit card number and they will return your call as soon as possible.
Hey Sis,
I called that number you left here. And I am not quit sure what they were even talking about. There was something about Banana peels and Socks and something about $20.95 per three minutes.
I am not sure what this Sock Monkey is getting you into but take some of your Wise Brother's Advise and not start darning any of his wounds.
Now if this is none of my business just let me know so that I can get our Sisters involved in getting you back on the right track.
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Hey Sockabelle, who's watching the triplets?? (Or are they your secret weapon--Diaper Brigade, HO!)
I sure hope that Peckerymonkey appreciates what you do for him! Go Mommabelle!!
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Yes, med's now come in the convient his/her pack's. No longer need to get refills, just walk up to the Pharmacy with the shot gun under your arm...now there's express service.
I'll look for a rubber peckery that when you pull the string it says "banana daquari's over here " the new updated model say's "really, I'm with the band".
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