The Druggist
A young man went into the drug store and told the druggist he
wanted to buy 3 boxes of candy; a one pound box, a 3 pound box, and a
5 pound box. The druggist brought the candy then asked, "I'm curious
why you're getting 3 different boxes."
The young man replied, "I have a date tonight with a girl I've
been wanting to date for months. I'm going to her house for dinner
and, afterwards, if she goes out to sit with me on the swing, I'll
give her the 1 pound box; if she lets me put my are around her, I'll
give her the 3 pound box, and if she lets me kiss her, I'll give her
the 5 pound box." The druggist agreed that the plan was ingenious.
That night the boy arrived for dinner and when they sat down to
eat, the father asked the boy to say the blessing. Well, the boy
prayed and prayed and prayed until the girl had to elbow him to stop.
Afterwards as they sat on the porch swing, the girl said, "I didn't
know you were so religious." To which the young man replied, "And I
didn't know your Daddy was the druggist."
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MacEAKA Steve EwingI know that my Redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand upon the earth. Job 19:25 "Non sibi sed patriae!" Reviresco (I grow strong again) Clan MacEwen motto Audaciter (Audacity) My Ewing Family Motto (descendants of Baron William Ewing of Glasgow, born about 1630) "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln "Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." from "Epitoma Rei Militaris," by Vegetius 
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The Druggist, An Oldie but Goodie
