Help Me Remember The Song Names Please!

[dmcclain]

There are a few songs I've heard several times now, but it's been awhile. I'd like to get the albums these songs are on but I can't remember what they were called!

The first one was about a guy telling his boss why he wouldn't be in to work that day, relating a series of mishaps on the job that would have killed any normal person.

The next tells about a fire at a pub and everyone was down in the celler drinking up all the stock while the firemen were trying to break in.

The next was about nursery rhymes 'you didn't hear in school'


Also, I'd appreciate being directed to any titles for comedy type songs, such as those 3.

[Aaediwen]

The titles are as follows:

"Dear Boss" (Alex Beaton)

"The Old Dun Cow" (Seamus Kennedy)

"The Alphabet Song" (Barnbrack)


Some others you may or may not be familiar with:

"The Scotsman"

"The Fly"

[dmcclain]

Thank you very much!

[WizardofOwls]

The song about the guy writing in to explain why he won't be at work is also known as "The Bricklayer's Song."