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Posted by: dragonboy3611 16-Feb-2005, 12:34 PM
Heres a thing I put together. Just to show what's come out of that 4 word story post if you don't get to the bottom to read..it's just to page 7! Wow theres a huge story in there!

The kinkajou of the
Denver Chamber of Commerce
pasted paper to the
bulletin board covering up
The want add for
"Kucinich for President" volunteers
. But spam was needed
Then, out of nowhere
ninjas appeared with their
clan warrior friends and
Their fearsome, bloodthirsty weapons
climbing equipment and swords
their Umbrellas and Lace
And a partridge in
A pear tree. The
Ninja's danced the macerana
as they smashed grapes
long into the night
falling against each other
in drunken stupors while
stuffin their faces with
The band played on
the table as Sun
...worshippers worked on their...
plan to conquer the
Seventh Day Adventists and
Surfers in the southern
seas, but then Tam'oshanta
decided to buy the
goat for the open
hunting season, thinking that
his brother Angus would
trade it in for
a '69 Dodge Challenger
However, the goat ate
Tam'oshanta (the head ninja)'s
Bagpipes, causing the wind
to hiss through the
bag, making a loud
Phut. before exploding, causing
the goat to haul
The twisted remains of
the bagpipes far far
into the middle of
the ninjas' dance party.
The ninjas tripped on
the ruins.
"Oi! My
While at the same
twenty women named, Helen
flailed their arms wildly
desperately searching for their
name tag that they
lost at the rave.
Angus walked in and
Presented his mystical blade
steel folded over 200
blankets out back of
the horse's rump. What
happend to the Ninja's,
squealed the pig when
it saw the boy
pull out his sword.
The sword was not
as long as he
had remembered it. Maybe
a sword gremlin ate
the tip. Gremlins love
to do that when
swordsmen don't pay attention.


(This is Just to Page 7...It's amazing were it goes!)

Posted by: Aaediwen 16-Feb-2005, 06:53 PM
That's a riot to read smile.gif

Posted by: IrishBecca30 17-Feb-2005, 10:42 AM
It's actually really funny to read. Maybe we should publish it! Ha Ha happy.gif

Posted by: dragonboy3611 18-Feb-2005, 08:57 AM
That's just what I was thinking! Who wants to publish it! ...ugg...all the copying and pasting for 597 or so pages....that's a lifetime job!

Posted by: dfilpus 18-Feb-2005, 05:45 PM
As a long-time contributor, I have two opposing reactions to publishing the 4 word story.

1. It is an amazing study in stream of conciousness creativity.

2. There a lot of in-jokes. The story makes less sense if you do not know the real life CR posters referenced in the story. Currently, Sockabelle the sock puppet has made an appearance.

Posted by: Haldur 22-Feb-2005, 03:58 PM
Lord knows we all miss Sockabelle! wink.gif

Posted by: IrishBecca30 16-Mar-2005, 01:26 PM
Leaving it as is..that's the best Idea. and being a "Newbie" I'll not change things. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Richard Bercot 02-May-2005, 10:44 PM
Personally as a Contributor to this story it would be quite enjoyable to read all at once. But trying to reading 4 word then carried on to the next block and then to the next page would almost take forever to do. Maybe someone who has nothing else to do (Ha Ha) could put it all together in a Word or Works program then after it is completed cut and paste it in here.

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