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"regimental" only way to go!!!
Ah the "shrinking butt" never undertood it myself... but it does happen! I have to hang handcuffs and a large radio off of my belt and by the end of the day I am tugging my trousers up every 2 minutes!!! Then I go to work....
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I support the separation of church and hate!
IMAGINATION - the freest and largest nation in the world!
One can not profess to be of "GOD" and show intolerence and prejudice towards the beliefs of others.
Am fear nach gleidh na h–airm san t–sith, cha bhi iad aige ’n am a’ chogaidh. He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war.
"We're all in this together , in the parking lot between faith and fear" ... O.C.M.S.
“Beasts feed; man eats; only the man of intellect knows how to eat well.”
"Without food we are nothing, without history we are lost." - SHADOWS
Is iomadh duine laghach a mhill an Creideamh. Religion has spoiled many a good man.
Yuck, you guys talk grose! Butt sweat, gas and belching! Next you will be talking jock itch!
Thanks for reminding me, meant to bring that up. Hey, what's the problem with scratching where it itches. For some reason it seems like an awful lot of the secondary gender are offended by that. Cripes! Certainly not as bad as leaving lip prints on a cup, yuck!
Leo
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Consistency. It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
Ita erat quando hic adveni.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz
"No matter where you go, there you are." - R. Young
I'm timing how long it takes you to get to the toilet seat issue.
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Compassion is the sometimes fatal capacity for feeling what it is like inside somebody else's skin. It is the knowledge that there can never really be any peace and joy for me until there is peace and joy finally for you too. - Frederick Buechner
If society prospers at the expense of the intangibles, how can it be called progress?
I'm timing how long it takes you to get to the toilet seat issue.
Well, you got it then, but hey, I really don't have a big problem with that now. The little woman has never made an issue out of that at all as long as what is supposed to go inside really does go inside. The seat has never been an issue, but then you probably should understand that down here the sanitary toilet (as opposed to a one-holer) is a fairly new device as well, and that not everyone uses seats believe it or not. Not joking here, but it is true that a lot of the older country women will raise the seat themselves. And please, don't ask me how I know. I just know.
I do know that for most American women that toilet seat thing seems to be a big deal and an issue worth risking the big D for. Sure was for my first wife, but then see there, that's what I mean.
With a barely six year old male in the house, as well as a thirteen year-old and a forty something year old, I too am happy if it just makes it in. The all swear they don't miss.....
Well, I guess I can't speak for anyone else, but I been handlin' that old breech loader for quite a few years now, and I really think I would know if I was off target.
And, furthermore, on the really rare occasions when I might miss, like when a bug flies in my eye or an earthquake hits or something, then I do clean it up.
My husband and his friends always said - get up in the morning, scratch their balls, put on a baseball hat and they were good to go. Perhaps I should have been more discriminating in my choice.
Leo, in my house they don't clean it up. Denial. The little one got some slack until I discovered him experimenting with the sounds he could make depending upon where he aimed.
I'm timing how long it takes you to get to the toilet seat issue.
BTW, we don't like those foam-padded toilet seats! They're not that comfortable, they don't fit right, and the seat falls down when we pee! Standing up to pee is a two-handed operation.
(BTW, ladies, get your minds outta the gutter ! Aiming requires two hands!)
This post has been edited by MDF3530 on 08-Jan-2004, 09:46 PM
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Mike F.
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.