God then made man. The Italians for their beauty. The French for their cuisine. The Welsh for their voices. The Germans for their cars. And on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, "This is all very well, but no-one is having fun. I'll have to make an Irishman."
Song title-Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict-Pink Floyd "Works" CD CD title-You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish-REO Speedwagon.
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Unavoidably Detained by the World
"Irishness is not primary a question of birth or blood or language; it is the condition on being involved in the Irish situation, and usually of being mauled by it."-Conor Cruise O'Brien