Newspulper Headlines!

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The Patriot Post (www.patriotpost.us/subscribe/ )


Two Presidents in One!: "Obama Won't Negotiate With Republicans on Jobs" --USA Today website ++ "Obama Says He Is Prepared to Work With Republicans on Jobs" --Bloomberg

Questions Nobody Is Asking: "Would You Get a Tattoo for a Discounted Sandwich?" --Globe and Mail website (Toronto)

He's Lost Middle America: "Obama Loses Hulk Hogan's Support" --Politico.com

Too Bad Ted Kennedy Drove an Oldsmobile: "Chinese Keep Saab Afloat" --Deutsche-Welle website

We Blame George W. Bush: "Anita Perry Blames Obama for Son Quitting His Job" --Yahoo! News

Bottom Story of the Day: "Al Gore Backs Occupy Wall Street Protests" --TheHill.com

AND hard to believe!!

Bizarre: "Herman Cain is pandering to white Republicans out there who don't like black folks." --MSNBC's Ed Schultz

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1. Every time Obama has reached across the aisle, he's gotten his hand slapped away by McConnell and Boehner because they'd rather play the Rebel Alliance (when anyone with a functioning brain knows they're the Galactic Empire).

2. ?

3. I'm sure Obama is heartbroken that he's lost the support of an old pro wrestler .

4. What does this have to do with anything other than taking a swipe at an old favorite GOP target?

5. See #4.

6. It's true. The only reason he's there is to make middle class Northern suburban moms feel less guilty about voting for a party whose base is uncomfortable around people of other races.

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The one common denominator on each of the original posted "HEADLINES"-----

Each was published in a "definitely liberal" newspaper. Therein is found the humor.