Yea Lord Showann, your clan seems mighty fine.
Alas, many (such as the prosperous kingdom of Kilkerran) would need to fight you first just to see if you are indeed worthy of our allegiance. Mind you, joining a clan is a serious matter and places one kingdom at risk - sometimes as much as remaining clan-less. Fight, that is, not your entire clan, but just with a member kingdom who is fair near my own. A honest sport, if you will.
Is your clan of peace accepting of such a challenge, or would you bully-protect such an honorable wager with wrath of your entire clan?
Rest asssured that Kilkerran enjoys supporting fellow kingdoms despite clan affiliation or non affiliation, but we also need to resolve some matters. Say for instance that the putrid odor of some Lord's unwashed feet begins to contaminate the fair glens and moors of Kilkerran. Why then, we truly would send forth one of our Dukes with a sizable contigency to bathe that stinky Lord's feet for him either in water or in blood.
So as stated above, my Kingdom first needs to test one of your clan before even considering to join. Are you too peaceful for that? Too beatle-like?
Awaiting your emminence's reply, Lord Englishmix Newstead Abbey, Kilkerran
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