Wish Corruption, game

There you sit on stage dressed elegantly, and playing out of tune.


I wish I could have enough money to live comfortably and not have to work EVER again.

Now you can stay home from work and eat candy and watch T.V., and every single one of your friends, work peers, and family members hates you fiercely for it.

I wish for once I could go to someone's house for Christmas instead of forever having them at mine.

Granted: You are walking out side on Christmas and kidnapped and taken to a house in the country never to be seen again.


I wish I had enough money to spend a week in Irland playing darts and drinking in an Irish Pub.

Shazam! You work up the money for a long vacation of dart-throwing and Guiness-drinking. Too bad you blew it all in the first night, so you spend the rest of your life wandering around a Dublin airport asking for donations.

I wish nothing started on Monday morning until noon.

Oooohhh. . . dangerous thing, time. Nothig starts until noon on Mondays, but it's still six AM at noon, and you have the whole morning and the afternoon to squash in between noon and quitting time.


I wish I wre independently employed and had no boss.

Now you can sit at home for months on your own time. Unfortunately, your computer broke during the second day and the repair cost is sending your wallet contents into negative numbers. You can fix this only by working for a living...back at an office.

I wish vacations were always free.

Vacations are now free..... Your choices any third world country.... And the weather will always be inclimate.


I wish that everyone knew who Allbanach are.

Bang! Everyone knows who Albanach are! You can never get away from them. Albanach posters are pasted over the streets and your car is stolen because it contained an Albanach CD case inside it. When someone says, "I don't really like them," there is instant destruction involving smoke and gunfire.

I wish the radio (not CR specifically but any station) played my favorite song whenever I wanted.

Boom! All radios play ONLY the songs you like. Now everybody is jealous and you get hate mail from everyone who would like to hear songs that THEY like for a change!

I wish my wife would surprise me with an all-expenses paid trip to Scotland for Christmas!

Woo-hoo! She does do that! But she got the money from a source she refuses to tell you anything about . . .

I wish bits of bread and fish would rain on all the cold, sad-looking seagulls on Brighton Beach boardwalk once a day.

Shazam! Bits of bread and fish rain down on Brighton Beach daily! Unfortunatley, the birds got tired of waiting so they wnet to a different beach... Now all that stuff is ongering on the beach and piling up... SHEW! What a stench!

I wish everyone on earth had a friend this Christmas...

Walah, Everyone has fights with their vast hordes of friends so that they only have one left.

I wish I could make the opposite sex do whatever I asked.

Poof. Now all women obey your every word, and men always tell you to shut up and stop bossing people around when you speak.

I wish we could find a more enviornmentally-friendly form of wrapping paper every year.

CACHIIIINGG!!! From now on wrapping paper will be created from thin air - however everyone will stop buying presents since there is no fun when you can see what you'll get through the wrapping.

I wish I was given a house on the Isle of Lewis in Scotland to where I could travel from my home in Sweden whenever I wanted

POOF! That's all very nice, but the locals get a bit sick of having a foreigner pop around town whenever he feels like it, so they move your house to the most freezing, desolate part in Lewis.

I wish CDs weren't so expensive!!