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Posted by: Eventide 17-Aug-2005, 03:23 PM
I started this on another site and the responses were so funny I thought I'd try it here.
Basically you make a wish and the next person grants it but with a twist.
And then they make a wish of their own.


I'll just make a wish since there is no one above me...

I wish to be famous.

Posted by: Celtic cat 17-Aug-2005, 03:36 PM
Poof! You are now Adolf Hitler....good luck with that whole tyranny thing.



I wish to be Happy!

Posted by: stoirmeil 17-Aug-2005, 03:46 PM
Hey, Happy! I'm Sneezy, and this here is my brother Dopey. . .


I wish to be in the Highlands.

Posted by: Aaediwen 17-Aug-2005, 04:14 PM
You're exiled to Scotland with a spot on the FBI's 10 most wanted list.

I wish for world peace

Posted by: Eventide 17-Aug-2005, 04:51 PM
*blinding flash-mushroom cloud* you got it!


I wish there were no bad drivers.

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 17-Aug-2005, 06:27 PM
A wave of the magic wand and there are only irons and putters left.

I wish I were young and frisky again.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 17-Aug-2005, 08:28 PM
Here kitty, kitty! smile.gif

I wish I had a million dollars

Posted by: stoirmeil 17-Aug-2005, 08:44 PM
QUOTE (WizardofOwls @ 17-Aug-2005, 09:28 PM)
I wish I had a million dollars

*POOFF* There: a million singles, still growin' green on their trees. . .


I wish I got roses every day



Posted by: Celtic cat 17-Aug-2005, 10:16 PM
Ta Da! you get roses every single day from a stalker that thinks your his one and only.
eeww.


I wish for healthy food sold in local grocery stores at cheap prices.

Posted by: CelticCoalition 18-Aug-2005, 10:00 AM
Poof....here's your order of soylent green.



I wish a had a harem of beautiful women.

Posted by: oldraven 18-Aug-2005, 02:51 PM
Poof. All of their mothers have moved in with them. smile.gif

I wish I had grown that last half inch. (I'm 5'11 1/2")

Posted by: CelticCoalition 18-Aug-2005, 03:22 PM
You grow that last 1/2 inch, plus 5 feet.



I wish I had a guinness right now

Posted by: oldraven 18-Aug-2005, 03:56 PM
You are in the Guiness book of world records, for having received the highest voltage electricution from a ps2 mouse.

I wish I could get more respect.

Posted by: Celtic cat 18-Aug-2005, 04:49 PM
Poof! you have now have a thousand copies of Aretha Franklin's single "Respect"

Posted by: Celtic cat 18-Aug-2005, 04:51 PM
Oops forgot my wish......


I wish to never be forgetful again.

Posted by: Eventide 18-Aug-2005, 11:58 PM
Your wish is granted, you now have a little helper who tells you to never be forgetful.




I wish for a decent job.

Posted by: Shamalama 19-Aug-2005, 07:01 AM
** POOF **

You now have a job modeling burkas in Afghanistan, showing how modestly clothed you are.

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I wish I had more free time.

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This reminds me of the old adage: Be careful what you wish for - you just might get it.

Posted by: oldraven 19-Aug-2005, 08:07 AM
*alakazam* Your leg is broken in three places. smile.gif

I wish my car had a new paint job.

Posted by: dundee 19-Aug-2005, 08:24 AM
QUOTE (oldraven @ 19-Aug-2005, 09:07 AM)
*alakazam* Your leg is broken in three places. smile.gif

I wish my car had a new paint job.

poof... hope you like shocking pink......


i wish ..... dam i seem to be content.....
ahhhh i wish lets redheads.....no.. ahhhh
i wish you all happiness and contentment.

Posted by: Celtic cat 19-Aug-2005, 09:37 AM
Poof! Everyone on earth is so happy and content that even if they want to they can't cry or mourn when something truly sad happens. They all blame you.


I wish for the gas prices to go down.

Posted by: CelticCoalition 19-Aug-2005, 09:45 AM
Poof, all the cars disapear.



I wish I could fly.

Posted by: dundee 19-Aug-2005, 09:47 AM
QUOTE (dundee @ 19-Aug-2005, 09:24 AM)
QUOTE (oldraven @ 19-Aug-2005, 09:07 AM)
*alakazam* Your leg is broken in three places. smile.gif

I wish my car had a new paint job.

poof... hope you like shocking pink......


i wish ..... dam i seem to be content.....
ahhhh i wish lets redheads.....no.. ahhhh
i wish you all happiness and contentment.

as you wish the price of gas hits all time lows...... as the price of clean breathable air skyrockets disproportionally high................

i wish i didnt have gas.... fart.gif fartnew.gif

Posted by: Eventide 20-Aug-2005, 05:40 PM
@CC Your wish is granted you may fly but your feet never touch soil again.

@Dundee hehe well, extreme continence comes to mind. (polite)



I wish I could sing.

Posted by: Aaediwen 20-Aug-2005, 08:01 PM
You've got the press breathing down your neck and have to work your way through thousands of screaming fans with the help of 5 bodyguards as you make your way from gig to gig. Your most private moments are all over the front page every day.

I wish for financial independance

Posted by: Dreamer1 20-Aug-2005, 09:07 PM
*poof!* You're now King of the Country, and everyone streams in from far and wide to put their requests/complaints/problems in your hands for resolution.

I wish I could magic the chores away!

Posted by: stoirmeil 22-Aug-2005, 09:18 AM
*shazzam*
You've been awarded a lifetime house elf who does all the chores then follows you around griping and wiping after every fingerprint.

I wish I would never lock myself out again. sad.gif

Posted by: Copar a'Beannichte 26-Aug-2005, 11:45 AM
simsalabim....... You do not have to pay for gaz at all, we have ran out of it....worldwide.




I wish to own a castle that is not haunted

Posted by: Copar a'Beannichte 26-Aug-2005, 11:47 AM
sorry wrong reply oooooops.

Posted by: Copar a'Beannichte 26-Aug-2005, 12:08 PM
[QUOTE]I wish I would never lock myself out again

knibbel-knabbel-knuisje, jij komt nooit meer uit je huisje!!
translation: By the tale of Ole Mouse, for a thousand years you will not leave your house!!!
If you take a shower it will be pouring keys to remind you of the stupid mistake you made. If you listen to Highlander radio you will only hear the sound of clashing metal.




I wish for a castle that is not haunted

Posted by: CelticCoalition 26-Aug-2005, 02:59 PM
Granted, you now own a castle that is falling apart and condemned.



I wish I didn't have to look for a new job.

Posted by: Copar a'Beannichte 26-Aug-2005, 04:52 PM
Wazza, wazza, wazza.........................
You now own five million pound sterling! king.gif The news will be broadcasted around the world. People will chase you all the time and everywhere begging for your money to look after their families and/or demanding you will provide them with a job.




I wish for tools and materials to rebuild my castle unsure.gif

Posted by: Eventide 26-Aug-2005, 05:22 PM
Oh yes all shiny for you! Only you never receive them, they get lost in the delivery.



I wish there was more laughter in the world.

Posted by: Aaediwen 27-Aug-2005, 09:35 AM
All you hear now is laughter. all the time. it never stops

I wish for an end to stupid people winning stupid lawsuits over stupid stuff

Posted by: stoirmeil 29-Aug-2005, 09:53 AM
*KABLAM!!* The world is now full of smart people and ultra smart lawyers, and between them they file 1,000,000 times more complaints every day -- and nobody ever wins, but they don't stop trying. There is no more paper in the world and no more trees to make any more, so all the pleadings and documentation have completely filled all the internet space instead, and you can't get any on line celtic radio anymore.

sad.gif SHEESH!!

I wish I had never worked as a paralegal.

Posted by: Eventide 30-Aug-2005, 09:17 AM
Wish granted, and on your first day as nightly janitor you sorely wish you were a paralegal again.




I wish I were a fluent speaker in many languages.

Posted by: CelticCoalition 30-Aug-2005, 09:26 AM
Poof, you can fluently speak all the ancient languages no one speak anymore, so no one understands you.


I wish I didn't have to work.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 01-Sep-2005, 03:55 AM
Poof! You're now a cat, but your owner is very abusive and enjoys using you for a soccer ball.

I wish I had a better job

Posted by: stoirmeil 06-Sep-2005, 04:04 PM
KABLAM!!!!
You are now the President of the United States. Grab a shovel.

I wish fried chicken had zero calories.

Posted by: Eventide 07-Sep-2005, 11:24 AM
yes it does now...and tastes like it too.




I wish everyone was happy.

Posted by: Celtic cat 07-Sep-2005, 04:55 PM
Poof everyone in the world is happy and you now live in a world like the Truman show where everyone is exceedingly happy all the time.




I wish my cat hadn't died.


Posted by: Aaediwen 07-Sep-2005, 05:28 PM
Rather than dieing, your feline friend is in agony and pain, requiring regular, expensive trips to the vet for even temporary relief. :'( (Man that hurts to type. Poor cat) :'( :'(
/me almost literally sheads tears

I wish I didn't have to be teathered to a desk at work.

Posted by: stoirmeil 07-Sep-2005, 06:07 PM
BrrrrMMMMMM!!

You are now shackled with an iron neck ring to a bolt in the floor of a diamond mine 200 feet down, that has not produced a diamond for 15 years, but you can't come up til you find one. (But there's no desk anywhere smile.gif )


I wish the grass was soft and green all year long.

Posted by: Danann 07-Sep-2005, 09:16 PM
GRANTED! You now have to mow the lawn every day.


I wish my allergies wouldn't act up!

Posted by: Eiric 08-Sep-2005, 02:30 AM
Tada! Granted! You now have no allergies, but instead you have lost your senses so you cannot react!!!!!!!!!

I wish to speak fluent Gàidhlig!

Posted by: Eventide 08-Sep-2005, 03:04 PM
Tada! Fluent Gàidhlig! that's the ONLY language you now speak...


I wish for most people not to pass the buck, when the chips are down. I'm tired of all this finger pointing.

Posted by: Danann 09-Sep-2005, 10:02 AM
POOF! Now no one has fingers to point. Hope your happy, drinking coffee is gonna be a pain!


I wish I would stop forgetting things at home when I need them at the office!

Posted by: Celtic cat 09-Sep-2005, 12:49 PM
Ta -Da You can't forget anything at home for the office because you now live at your office and survive off of crackers and complimentary coffee.


I wish I didn't have to take chemistry to get my dream job.

Posted by: stoirmeil 12-Sep-2005, 09:22 AM
Shazzam!
You are now getting your NIGHTMARE job instead, for which you had to take seven years of statistical analysis.


I wish dimes didn't get stuck in vending machines becuase they are too light to fall down.

Posted by: Aaediwen 12-Sep-2005, 04:37 PM
Now Not only do dimes not get stuck because of being to light, no matter what you put in a vending machine, half the time it falls past the sensors too fast to get counted, so it get stuck in the machine and even if you press change return you don't get it back. And as if that's not enough, the proces have trippled to pay for new vending machine technology!

I wish for a video projector and a 110' wall to project it on.

Posted by: Celtic cat 13-Sep-2005, 04:33 PM
You will get your video projector and a 110' wall to project it on in the next 24 hours but the box it is packaged in will contain a dead body. You are now a murder suspect.



I wish condensation didn't leave rings on wooden furniture.

Posted by: birddog20002001 13-Sep-2005, 07:34 PM
Condensation doesn't leave rings on wooden furniture because there is no wooden furniture, it is all 100% Iron and you have just been evicted from your house and now have to move it.


I wish I had the worlds largest super ball collection.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 13-Sep-2005, 08:24 PM
Poof! You got it! One billion super balls! And You were keeping them all in the world's largest plastic bag. Problem is, you just got a hole in the bag and they all got out. Now YOU'VE got to pick them all up!

I wish I never had to mow again.

Posted by: stoirmeil 13-Sep-2005, 10:10 PM
Shazzam! We are sending you a small flock of sheep that will eat your grass down past the roots every day and cry piteously 24/7 when they run out and get hungry. (And a billboard with a haggis recipe on it, which will make them cry even harder.)

I wish bottles of white-out didn't get all gloppy after just a few uses.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 14-Sep-2005, 03:50 AM
Allakazam! You got it! White-out never gets gloppy - and it never dries! Now every important paper you need to send that you use white-out on stays wet and gets white out all over everything it comes in contact with!

I wish my cat wouldn't shed all over everything!

Posted by: Celtic cat 14-Sep-2005, 12:52 PM
hehe Poof! Your cat is now bald and cries at you all the time because he is cold. Of course now you have sheep wool all over everything because of the sheep Stormeil put in your front yard.



I wish I could get all my homework done today and have time to play a game online.



Posted by: Aaediwen 14-Sep-2005, 04:27 PM
Boom, your homework is done, and you've got all the time in the world to play a game online. Only one problem... your computer was just struck by lightening. Although your hard drive is ok, you now have to replace the power supply, motherboard, processor, and RAM before you can do anything with it.

And I nearly forgot the hardest part of these posts.....

/me wishes for a multi-lingual keyboard so I don't have to manually enter keycodes to type in languages other than the one the keyboard is designed for.

Posted by: birddog20002001 14-Sep-2005, 05:26 PM
You get your multi-lingual keyboard but before you hook it up you lock the door to your computer room and accidentally get your digits caught in a chinese finger trap and are stuck without any one around and no way to call for help.

I wish for no tuition, optional attendance and strait A's in school.


Posted by: stoirmeil 14-Sep-2005, 05:54 PM
Fwoomm!!
You get it all -- but while you are lolling around in your underwear, scarfing pizza and swigging beer and skiving off classes, racking up the free A's, a glowering Highland Presbyterian minister bursts into your living room and makes you feel like an irredeemable worm for it.

I wish all library computers had complimentary hot tea and toast carts beside them for each user.



Posted by: Celtic cat 15-Sep-2005, 02:12 PM
Free complimentary tea and toast for you today! Oh and every day for that matter, not just in the library but for every meal. Hope you like tea and toast. One more thing, the toast is always stale.




I wish dolphin safe tuna really was dolphin safe.


ps please save the dolphins. smile.gif

Posted by: WizardofOwls 18-Sep-2005, 08:23 AM
Poof - dolphin safe tuna really is dolphin safe, since tuna have become extinct, and several species of animals are now endangered!

I wish my knowledge of the Scottish Gaelic language would improve!

Posted by: Celtic cat 18-Sep-2005, 09:18 AM
Your knowlegde of this language has improved greatly. So much so that you can't stop bragging about how well you are doing. No one like a braggart.



I wish I could find "I love Lucy" again.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 18-Sep-2005, 10:15 AM
Bamf! Now all channels show endless reruns of I Love Lucy, night after night, day after day, even the talk shows discuss nothing but I Love Lucy reruns. Now, everytine you hear "LUUUCCCYYY! I'm HOOOOME!" you want to throw something at him...

I wish we got more snow in the wintertime.

Posted by: Aaediwen 18-Sep-2005, 02:23 PM
Granted, now every winter your home stays completely buried in snowdrifts from Late September to March. In April, your home makes what BigJim just went through look like a spring shower.

I wish fossel fuels were almost completely replaced with Fuel Cells, and other eco-friendly sources.

Posted by: stoirmeil 18-Sep-2005, 02:29 PM
Shazzam! Your wish will be granted after some beta testing, and you have been designated to test drive one of the cars that runs on purified leftover frying oil recycled from fast food restaurants. Now they can smell you coming, dogs chase your car, biting the tires, children follow you up the street demanding a happy meal, and the very sight of a McNuggett makes you want to barf.

I wish peoples' irrational fear of each other would go away forever.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 30-Sep-2005, 07:03 PM
Boom! Your wish is granted! Now everyone trusts everyone else - even when they are scamming them out of everything they own, or preparing to slice their throat for the fancy watch they are wearing!

I wish Celtic music got more air time on the radio stations where I live.

Posted by: Ceciliastar1 30-Sep-2005, 08:08 PM
Kablooy! Now every station and every channel plays nothing but bagpipe music day in and day out. At first it was lovely...but there was no way you could connect to the outside world. No news, no other forms of music or talk radio. You became disconnected, alone. Now you are livining in your bedroom with endless bagpipes playing in your head.... Wuuuurrrrrrrr!!!!!

I wish I was thin.

Posted by: CelticCoalition 30-Sep-2005, 09:05 PM
Poof...now yoour skin and bones, literally.

I wish I had an oscar mayer wiener.

Posted by: Ceciliastar1 30-Sep-2005, 09:36 PM
Kazamm. You now own the oscar mayer weiner car.

I wish I had a sandwich from Subway right now.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 01-Oct-2005, 06:35 PM
Boom! There you are! Snatched right out from under the nose of some poor woman who had spent the last of her money on it, and now must go beg for something to eat!

I wish someone would invent grass that only growed 2 inches tall and then stopped growing, and would sell it at a price everyone could afford!

Posted by: stoirmeil 03-Oct-2005, 10:00 AM
Shazamm!! They have accomplished your dream grass after years of genetic engineering, and you'll never have to mow again. And they will do your whole yard over for less than fifty bucks! The only hitch is the grass has razor-sharp edges and such a spreading root system that no flowers can grown near it. Oh, and the deep purplish-gray color, but they are working on that.

I wish I owned a good bed-and-breakfast inn for hillwalkers in Sutherland or Ross-shire.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 12-Oct-2005, 04:07 AM
Boom! You've ot your inn! Now if only all of your customers would quit acting like the people in "An American Werewold in London"!

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Posted by: stoirmeil 12-Oct-2005, 10:51 AM
Ta-daaaa! You don't! Work is coming to you, and you are all camping out and doing the work in your kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and living room in bathrobes and slippers until all the work is done. (Is it fun to picture this? biggrin.gif )


I wish rainy days were as much fun now as they were when I was little. sad.gif

Posted by: Ceciliastar1 12-Oct-2005, 12:18 PM
Bam! You are eternally three-years-old and it rains everyday.

I wish I had a hamburger right now. I'm hungry!

Posted by: WizardofOwls 12-Oct-2005, 08:00 PM
Kazam! You've got your hamburger! Too bad its got one of those awful vegetarian things instead of a real hamburger patty!

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not get fat from it! smile.gif

Posted by: Eventide 15-Oct-2005, 01:35 AM
well you know as they say careful what you wish for! You eat and eat and never tire but age a year every time you finish a meal...



I wish I had a quarter horse and a lush green pasture for it.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 15-Oct-2005, 08:56 AM
Bamf! There you go! A quarter of a horse lying motionless in a BEAUTIFUL green pasture! Might make a nice place to bury it!

I wish my daughter would let me get some sleep on the weekends! sad.gif

Posted by: Celtic cat 15-Oct-2005, 10:55 AM
Poof...you daughter lets you get sleep on the weekends but your pets won't stop making racket.


I wish people weren't so ethnocentric in America.

Posted by: Aaediwen 15-Oct-2005, 01:47 PM
boom, noone cares about ethnicity anywhere in the world anymore, because Hitler won WWII and we're all blond-haired blue eyed Facists. It's like a borg collective now, and any religous facility has been destroied, as well as most libraries, in an effort for total government control. Should I keep going?

I wish Paul and I both could be full time paid employees of Highlander Radio.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 18-Oct-2005, 07:07 PM
And I'm supposed to corrupt that into a BAD thing? sad.gif Hmm let's see... How in the world could that be a bad thing... Ahh yes... Boom! You are now both full time paid employees... and there is such a sudden rush of new members with questions and problems that you have to work overtime everyday and never have time to enjoy all the money you're making!

I wish I could play the tin whistle like a pro...

Posted by: stoirmeil 19-Oct-2005, 08:32 AM
WHAM!! You CAN play the tin whistle like a pro, but the pickup band you gather around yourself knows only one song (Roamin' in the Gloamin') and they don't play it in any key there's a whistle made in.


I wish they'd come up with a way to mass produce good vaccines very fast.

Posted by: Aaediwen 19-Oct-2005, 04:27 PM
well, now vaccines are synthesized by thousands of doses every second. However, there are now no remaining resources to produce anything else, so the price of any manufacturerd goods skyrockets. Hope you've got $300 for that next toothpick you use. Ohh, and then a few months later, there's a security breach at one of the warehouses. So someone has released the entire store of virus into the environment, causing an epidemic.

I wish for a Gigabit Internet link with a static IP and no usage limits.

Wiz: the half of this thread involving comming up with a wish is what I find so difficult. Not that I really care about actually getting some of what I list. I generally try to think of something outlandish that would be kinda neat (like a Gigabit link to the Internet)

Posted by: Celtic cat 20-Oct-2005, 02:19 PM
You get all that gigabit stuff and ram and whatever else you computer guys can think of and it works great, but after three days someone steals your car, breaks into your house steals your stove and your microwave. Hope your computer can order pizza.


I wish I didn't have to live off of ramen noodles so much. tongue.gif

Posted by: SCShamrock 20-Oct-2005, 04:34 PM
Your wish is granted. You are now a cow grazing on the lushest green grass in Kentucky.

I wish the temperature never got above 72 degrees.

Posted by: stoirmeil 21-Oct-2005, 11:51 AM
Shazzam! The termperature never gets above 72 degrees wherever you live. It also never gets below 72 degrees. And you are so bored you want to scream, but perfectly controlled climate follows you everywhere.


I wish we could invent little tiny black holes for waste disposal, to cut down on the environmental trash load.

Posted by: Celtic cat 24-Oct-2005, 03:12 PM
Brillant! Your idea has been successful, there are tiny black holes for waste disposal, but it didn't take America long to create another form of pollution to destroy our perfectly God given beautiful earth that...Oh sorry I got ahead of myself. smile.gif


I wish I had a personal hearth stone to teleport back to home after a long trip.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 27-Oct-2005, 03:55 AM
Boom! You have your stone. Only problem is, while you were gone, your house burned down, so now you are teleporting back to a pile of ash and rubble.

I wish winter would hurry up and get here!

Posted by: stoirmeil 27-Oct-2005, 09:25 AM
Wham!!! You are now covered in six feet of pure, fresh powder snow, right where you sit. (The mug of hot chocolate is buried in there somewhere with you, so take heart.)

I wish fall would last long and fade gradually into the holiday season with nippy air and good cheer.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 01-Nov-2005, 08:31 PM
Boom! You're stuck in a continual loop. It's never spring or summer, only fall graually fading into the holiday season. Unfortunately after the first time, there aren't anymore leaves to fall, since its never spring and it stays a nasty grey year round.

(Sorry, that was a hard one! tongue.gif )

I wish my daughter would do her homework without argument!

Posted by: Eiric 21-Nov-2005, 09:26 AM
Granted! She will do her homeworks as if it was a funny game, but instead she will argue about having a scabby elephant all year round without ever being silent!

I wish I will pass my CAE exam with at least a B, and that I would speak fluent English!

Posted by: celticfire 25-Nov-2005, 11:49 AM
Poof! You get an A+ on your exams but you discover you are so tired from worrying over them that you cannot remember any English!

I wish I could play any instrument beautifully, while never having to practice.

Posted by: tiggerman74 02-Dec-2005, 11:31 AM
There you sit on stage dressed elegantly, and playing out of tune.


I wish I could have enough money to live comfortably and not have to work EVER again.

Posted by: celticfire 02-Dec-2005, 04:45 PM
Now you can stay home from work and eat candy and watch T.V., and every single one of your friends, work peers, and family members hates you fiercely for it.

I wish for once I could go to someone's house for Christmas instead of forever having them at mine.

Posted by: Perkeo 03-Dec-2005, 10:22 PM
Granted: You are walking out side on Christmas and kidnapped and taken to a house in the country never to be seen again.


I wish I had enough money to spend a week in Irland playing darts and drinking in an Irish Pub.

Posted by: celticfire 04-Dec-2005, 12:42 PM
Shazam! You work up the money for a long vacation of dart-throwing and Guiness-drinking. Too bad you blew it all in the first night, so you spend the rest of your life wandering around a Dublin airport asking for donations.

I wish nothing started on Monday morning until noon.

Posted by: stoirmeil 05-Dec-2005, 05:22 PM
Oooohhh. . . dangerous thing, time. Nothig starts until noon on Mondays, but it's still six AM at noon, and you have the whole morning and the afternoon to squash in between noon and quitting time.


I wish I wre independently employed and had no boss.

Posted by: celticfire 05-Dec-2005, 07:21 PM
Now you can sit at home for months on your own time. Unfortunately, your computer broke during the second day and the repair cost is sending your wallet contents into negative numbers. You can fix this only by working for a living...back at an office.

I wish vacations were always free.

Posted by: tiggerman74 07-Dec-2005, 10:37 AM
Vacations are now free..... Your choices any third world country.... And the weather will always be inclimate.


I wish that everyone knew who Allbanach are.

Posted by: celticfire 07-Dec-2005, 07:59 PM
Bang! Everyone knows who Albanach are! You can never get away from them. Albanach posters are pasted over the streets and your car is stolen because it contained an Albanach CD case inside it. When someone says, "I don't really like them," there is instant destruction involving smoke and gunfire.

I wish the radio (not CR specifically but any station) played my favorite song whenever I wanted.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 08-Dec-2005, 08:34 PM
Boom! All radios play ONLY the songs you like. Now everybody is jealous and you get hate mail from everyone who would like to hear songs that THEY like for a change!

I wish my wife would surprise me with an all-expenses paid trip to Scotland for Christmas!

Posted by: stoirmeil 12-Dec-2005, 02:28 PM
QUOTE (WizardofOwls @ 08-Dec-2005, 09:34 PM)

I wish my wife would surprise me with an all-expenses paid trip to Scotland for Christmas!

Woo-hoo! She does do that! But she got the money from a source she refuses to tell you anything about . . .

I wish bits of bread and fish would rain on all the cold, sad-looking seagulls on Brighton Beach boardwalk once a day.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 12-Dec-2005, 03:06 PM
Shazam! Bits of bread and fish rain down on Brighton Beach daily! Unfortunatley, the birds got tired of waiting so they wnet to a different beach... Now all that stuff is ongering on the beach and piling up... SHEW! What a stench!

I wish everyone on earth had a friend this Christmas...

Posted by: tiggerman74 14-Dec-2005, 12:48 PM
Walah, Everyone has fights with their vast hordes of friends so that they only have one left.

I wish I could make the opposite sex do whatever I asked.


Posted by: celticfire 14-Dec-2005, 06:40 PM
Poof. Now all women obey your every word, and men always tell you to shut up and stop bossing people around when you speak.

I wish we could find a more enviornmentally-friendly form of wrapping paper every year.

Posted by: Eiric 19-Dec-2005, 09:03 AM
CACHIIIINGG!!! From now on wrapping paper will be created from thin air - however everyone will stop buying presents since there is no fun when you can see what you'll get through the wrapping.

I wish I was given a house on the Isle of Lewis in Scotland to where I could travel from my home in Sweden whenever I wanted

Posted by: celticfire 19-Dec-2005, 10:03 AM
POOF! That's all very nice, but the locals get a bit sick of having a foreigner pop around town whenever he feels like it, so they move your house to the most freezing, desolate part in Lewis.

I wish CDs weren't so expensive!!

Posted by: Eiric 19-Dec-2005, 10:07 AM
HAHAHA WHO CARES wink.gif
And cachingi!!! From now on all CDs will cost no more than £ 1 - however everything else will cost no less than £ 100

I wish I could speak, write and read all languages that I had once heard a word from fluently.

Posted by: celticfire 19-Dec-2005, 10:21 AM
And you can do that, but you can't speak your native tongue because you've obviously heard more than a word of that in your life.

I wish I could turn invisible.


Posted by: WizardofOwls 28-Dec-2005, 04:59 AM
POOF! You are now invisible - and inaudible and intangible and stuck! You can't turn back!

I wish my daughter would get out of this Goth phase she's stuck in !
sad.gif BRRR!

Posted by: celticfire 28-Dec-2005, 09:08 AM
Poof! She exits the goth phase only to jump happily into punk instead!

I wish there were a bookstore, everything free, right down the street.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 06-Jan-2006, 08:40 PM
Poof! There's your bookstore! But everyone beat you to it, and its now completely cleaned out! Sorry! Try back next week when a new shipment comes in!

I wish we had a decent bookstore in the town where I live

Posted by: Senara 07-Jan-2006, 08:11 AM
*wiggles nose*

there's your Adult Bookstore boff.gif ....just might want to stay away from the toy aisle though otherwise you'll never have time to read. book.gif


I wish I could see the sun today, it has been two weeks since it's shone anyway.

Posted by: celticfire 07-Jan-2006, 10:13 AM
You can see the sun all the time, every day, 24/7...too bad about any winter skiing you had in mind.

I wish my breakfast would make itself.

Posted by: blackcloud1129 07-Jan-2006, 02:33 PM
You got it but you can't eat it

I wish my children would listen to me

Posted by: celticfire 07-Jan-2006, 03:13 PM
They hear you but always do the opposite of what you say.

I wish computers never crashed/froze

Posted by: stoirmeil 08-Jan-2006, 02:50 PM
So -- shazzammm!! They have made it so computers never crash or freeze again. However, it took a pact with the devil, since there was no other arrangement with a guarantee, and now it's humans themselves who have to take the brunt of crashing and freezing.

I wish I could learn to draw in 3-D perspective (never could). sad.gif

Posted by: celticfire 08-Jan-2006, 04:09 PM
You can but now all you can draw are blocks and random shapes.

I wish I could draw hands.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 09-Jan-2006, 09:11 AM
Ta Daaa! Now you can draw hands perfectly - but only in one particular position (a fist with one particular finger raised). They didn't particularly like it when you did that mural for the church....

I wish the neighbor's dog would leave my cats alone.

Posted by: stoirmeil 09-Jan-2006, 10:03 AM
ABRACADABRA!! The neighbor's dog has suddenly become completely indifferent to your cats. However, it has showed up at the door with a bunch of flowers and respectfully asked to marry your daughter.


I wish a truly non-allergenic strain of cats could be bred so I could have one.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 09-Jan-2006, 10:44 AM
SHAZAM! We have now bred a strain of completely non-allergenic cats. Unfortunately we had to cross-breed them with rabbits, and so now your two little sweet non-allergenic cats have now bred to 4,000. I know I had a couch here somewhere....

I wish they would create a completely virus-immune computer.

Posted by: Senara 09-Jan-2006, 02:47 PM
*wiggles nose*

*poof* one anti-viral computer coming up, however you now live in a bubble with no internet access available and it only can support the game Pong.


I wish I had a tree that grew money for leaves.

Posted by: celticfire 09-Jan-2006, 06:20 PM
Shazam!! Now you only have counterfeit money trees and all other lovely peach blossom trees are nowhere to be seen.

I wish we had a poverty-free planet

Posted by: Senara 10-Jan-2006, 08:50 AM
*wiggles nose*

Ahh...here we are...no more poverty, however everyone is now arrogant, vain, and miserable...


I wish everyone would leave me alone at work today.

Posted by: celticfire 10-Jan-2006, 08:35 PM
Now they always leave you alone and you have no friends at work.

I wish the sun would go on strike for a little while.

Posted by: Senara 11-Jan-2006, 10:03 AM
*wiggles nose* wa-la...you and all of your posessions have moved to Wisconsin for the next month and a half...and you get a bottle of anti-depressants to help with your seasonal affective disorder.


I wish I could have slept in this morning.

Posted by: kiltedlover69 19-Jan-2006, 04:28 PM
Poof, you slept in this morning, the boss is really mad at you, there was no coffee in the house,the kids missed the school bus so you are now home with them all day, by 5:00p.m. you wish you would've gotten up this morning.

I wish I could talk to my grandparents in heaven.

Posted by: AyaLove 26-Jan-2006, 03:53 PM
POOF


You now see dead people and are your way to going insane eek.gif aaaaaaaaaaaah




I wish could sing on key

Posted by: celticfire 26-Jan-2006, 07:10 PM
Voila...you can sing on key but always hear the music as out of key...

I wish I had a pet owl.

Posted by: WizardofOwls 14-Feb-2006, 09:00 PM
TAA -DAAA! You have a pet owl. However it has a severe digestive track problem and is constantly pooing all over the place! Hope you gots LOTS of newspaper!

I wish I didn't have such a terrible memory!

Posted by: celticfire 15-Feb-2006, 05:02 PM
Poof...you now have incredible mental ability, so powerful that it conjures the most potent memories--like that time in the high school play when your costume pants fell down in front of 400 people.

I wish instruments never went out of tune!!

Posted by: stoirmeil 16-Feb-2006, 09:44 AM
Shazzam! Instruments never go out of tune, and you now have a huge protest march of professional piano tuners ringing your house and threatening to string you up.

I wish there was a pine-fresh cleaner that really did smell like fresh pine. smile.gif




Posted by: sisterknight 16-Feb-2006, 04:09 PM
abracadabra!!!!now your poop smells like pine trees!!!





i wish the weather would warm up a bit!

Posted by: Senara 16-Feb-2006, 04:30 PM
*wiggles nose*

The temperature climbs to a nice toasty 90deg F. Unfortunately it's stuck there and will never come back down. The ice caps have melted and the oceans are drying up, and you can hike out to the Titanic museum and see Leo giving the latest tour of the wreck.


I wish it would snow more!!!!!

Posted by: marti64 17-Feb-2006, 04:40 PM
MUMBO JUMBO, GOBBLEDEGOOK, AND BALDERDAsh!!

The entire United States is blanketed with snow and the president has declared a National Emergency. All military troops are called back from oversees to help deal with the National Disaster.

I wish for peace, harmony, and love!!!! ( and a million dollars, if anyone has $$$$ to give away...or can I only wish for one thing?

Marti

Posted by: sisterknight 22-Feb-2006, 12:15 PM
well i'll send you so much money that you are buried in it and it floats out doors, windows,chimney etc...



i wish i could play(tinwhistle)better beer_mug.gif

Posted by: marti64 22-Feb-2006, 02:40 PM
CHACING$$$$$!!!!

You can play tin whistle, and are scheduled to play at Carnagie Hall with the Three Tenors. As the curtain goes up, you become extremely nervous, and swallow your tin whistle....now you SOUND LIKE A TIN WHISTLE!!!! biggrin.gif note.gif


I wish to get the job I just interviewed for today!!!!!

Posted by: sisterknight 22-Feb-2006, 04:17 PM
wink.gif smile.gif now not only do you have the job but the boss is so inpressed the your work ethics that he has loaded so much on your broad shoulders that home has become a distant memory!!!




i wish i could travel over the "big pond" to scotland/ireland

Posted by: sisterknight 22-Feb-2006, 04:18 PM
wink.gif smile.gif now not only do you have the job but the boss is so inpressed the your work ethics that he has loaded so much on your broad shoulders that home has become a distant memory!!!




i wish i could travel over the "big pond" to scotland/ireland

Posted by: marti64 22-Feb-2006, 04:57 PM
Now wait a minute!!!!! is that what work is supposed to do?


You are able to travel over the big pond to Ireland and Scotland, but you have to take the slowest ship in the fleet....the dinghy!!!!

And it sunk in the middle of the ocean....you are stranded on a rock for the rest of your life!!!!!


I wish that I could live in a castle in the clouds(Or near Lake Tahoe, CA)
and not want for anything!!!!!!!

Posted by: sisterknight 23-Feb-2006, 10:51 AM
if i'm stranded can i pick with whom??


note.gif note.gif note.gif now you live in the clouds which by the by have been blown directly into hurrican force winds and shredded your beautiful castle and you are forced to pick up all the pieces!!!!



this one is serious so treat it gently please:
i wish no mre canadian soldiers would be shot/injured in the "war"

Posted by: sisterknight 23-Feb-2006, 10:52 AM
if i'm stranded can i pick with whom??


note.gif note.gif note.gif now you live in the clouds which by the by have been blown directly into hurrican force winds and shredded your beautiful castle and you are forced to pick up all the pieces!!!!



this one is serious so treat it gently please:
i wish no mre canadian soldiers would be shot/injured in the "war"

Posted by: JaneyMae 23-Feb-2006, 01:42 PM
*with a wave of my wand*

The war is over and all of our soldiers are home -- I couldn't think of anything other than that so......

I wish my students would write so I could read it!!!

Posted by: marti64 23-Feb-2006, 08:14 PM
Your Students can write, read, sing, and dance!!! and they all become Senators, Representatives, and Presidents of 27 new countries!!!!!

(I used to teach, too!!!!)

I wish that the sun stayed out every day(I'm sick of cold and snow!!!)

Posted by: morgana_l_f 24-Feb-2006, 10:23 AM
***Poof*** Welcome to the Falklands. They should still be in 24 hr sunlight. PS Penguins and sheep are not quite as cute and friendly as on tv, but as they are the only other inhabitants, try to get along.

I wish I was a writer.

Posted by: sisterknight 25-Feb-2006, 06:38 PM
i wave my magic pen and there you are bigger than danielle steele with all sorts of kooks following you around with theie ideas for your next book!!!



i wish there was no such thing as wind chill factor!!

Posted by: JaneyMae 27-Feb-2006, 03:18 PM
*waving my magic penguin* the wind chill is gone and all air flow, what there is of it, comes straight from the equator. Warmth wraps you in its sweaty arms............

I wish our school board would settle our contract so we don't have to strike.

Posted by: sisterknight 16-Mar-2006, 08:53 AM
shuffle,shuffle,shuffle of the magic contracts......nope got to waft, waft, waft....ahhhh that's got it.....


may years have now past and now all children are home schooled, so you don't need to worry about striking!!!!



i wish that my looto numbers would come up... king.gif

Posted by: Monarchs Own 16-Mar-2006, 10:19 AM
Your wish is granted - but only one number per week - so you spend all the money and won't win anything.

I wish my ex-husband wouldn't call my house anymore and never come by again either.

Posted by: Senara 16-Mar-2006, 10:26 AM
*makes a phone call to Cousin Vinny and Salvatore*

wish granted...he's sleepin with the fishies.....and a nice pair of cement shoes besides.....unfortunately all the rest of the male population still remains and so does the annoyance factor....


I wish I could catch a leprechaun and nab his pot of gold!

Posted by: stoirmeil 17-Mar-2006, 11:59 AM
Begorra!
You nab the little spalpeen and his pot of gold, but he runs up and sits on your shoulder with it and it's a drag, because he wont let go of one coin of it, he never shuts up, and the gold is getting very, very heavy.

I wish all the green beer in New York today turned into food for hungry children and went right where it's needed.

Posted by: LoriCelt 17-Mar-2006, 01:49 PM
Your wish has been granted. . .the hungry children have all the Twinkies, Ho-Ho's and Cupcakes they can eat. They then grow as tall as the skyscrapers and take over New York City.


I wish to Time Travel.

Posted by: sisterknight 27-Mar-2006, 04:17 PM
with a shake of my eggtimer......you're now in the 10th century europe,one of the many wives of a desert tribe leader!!!!


i wish that all my flowers wil bloom this year

Posted by: Dogshirt 27-Mar-2006, 08:26 PM
POOF! All yer flowers burst inta bloom and yer alergies keep ye indoors til they are done! wink.gif

I wish the mud would dry up.


beer_mug.gif

Posted by: Monarchs Own 28-Mar-2006, 05:37 AM
You wish is granted!

Unfortunatly your car is stuck so deep in it that you can't drive it anymore until it rains and washes the mud away.

I wish for a package full of German Chocolate! biggrin.gif

Posted by: gypseyreyne 04-Apr-2006, 03:41 PM
In a flash of brilliant blue your package of German chocolate appears. As you open it you notice it is covered in German cochroaches.

I wish that the view out my window was of the ocean.

Posted by: gypseyreyne 04-Apr-2006, 03:42 PM
In a flash of brilliant blue your package of German chocolate appears. As you open it you notice it is covered in German cochroaches.

I wish that the view out my window was of the ocean.

Posted by: sisterknight 05-Apr-2006, 08:26 AM
blow into the wind......
not only do you have an ocean view but your house is on the brink of falling in!!!!



i wish the weather would make up her mind!!

Posted by: marti64 05-Apr-2006, 08:59 PM
Mother Nature doesn't remember how to make Spring!! Heat Miser and Snow Miser are fighting so much, they have screwed up every thermometer in the world, and the Earth is stuck in icicles!!!

I wish for happiness and prosperity in my new job, and the ability to pay off all of the debts that I have.

Posted by: sisterknight 06-Apr-2006, 07:52 AM
oh marti...i really don't have the heart to screw this one for you, i wish all goes well and that you have fun!!!!
vik

Posted by: marti64 06-Apr-2006, 07:10 PM
Thanks Vic!!! That's OK!!!!

I wish I could fly over the ocean to Finland, and meet my relatives!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 07-Apr-2006, 02:49 PM
With a wave you fly over to finland but your arms are too tried to enjoy you relatives. sad.gif


I wish I could be a better person

Posted by: sisterknight 10-Apr-2006, 09:43 AM
now that's a mighty request oh master!!!!i'll have to go into my bottle and ponder a bit on that one!!!

poof, nod, snort, laugh, poof


now not only are you the bestyou can be but the american army is hauling you all over the place as their newest poster boy!!!!hehehe

Posted by: marti64 11-Apr-2006, 08:24 PM
I wish for big pots of gold, rainbows and sunshine for everyone!!

Posted by: Monarchs Own 12-Apr-2006, 07:12 AM
granted - but now it's sunshine all the time - people can't sleep because of all the sun. they start hating rainbows and steal now all your big pots of gold to compasted themselves for the mess you made.

I wish for a new bookshelf so I can put more books in it unsure.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Apr-2006, 07:38 AM
with a nod of my head......poof

now you've got book cases all over the house with tiny pathways to the bedroom and bathroom only!!!



i wish for a day off!

Posted by: Senara 12-Apr-2006, 07:49 AM
*wiggles nose*

there you go...you have today off...and every day after that....should give you plenty enough time to work on your resume, cuz you won't be returning to your current job ever again.


I wish I could focus on what needs to be done.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Apr-2006, 08:02 AM
a wave of my -- you can now focus to the micro level as the stuendts adjust your eletro maginfiting lense.

I wish that we all will have love peace in our lives.

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Apr-2006, 08:55 AM
wiggley of the butt et volia!!!!



now we've got soooo much love and peace that there is a population explosion and people are moving to the moon to get peace and quiet!!



i wish that it would remain a constant warm(not hot) temperature!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Apr-2006, 09:01 AM
a wick of the eye constant warmth is now yours a privte summer if you know what I mean ! laugh.gif laugh.gif
I wish to be good looking?


Posted by: sisterknight 12-Apr-2006, 09:05 AM
tom cruise eat your heart out......but now you've got all his problems!!!!



i wish to travel

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Apr-2006, 09:19 AM
QUOTE (sisterknight @ 12-Apr-2006, 09:05 AM)
tom cruise eat your heart out......but now you've got all his problems!!!!



i wish to travel

Ocuh

A shurg of the shoulder you are the moon without a suit.

wish to be a big fish

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Apr-2006, 09:23 AM
the big trawler just found you and they're getting the big gaffer to bring ya in!!!!!


i wish to be free of debt

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Apr-2006, 09:31 AM
A slam of the gavle your in the State Pen. debt free thanks Goveror!!!

I wish to be enlighten

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Apr-2006, 06:14 PM
wink,wink,nudge,nudge wink.gif wink.gif


you are soooo enlightened that you must be chained down so you don't float away!!!hehehe


i wish it were may

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Apr-2006, 06:15 PM
oopps....i'm canadian you can't lock me away,eh!!!! laugh.gif

Posted by: marti64 12-Apr-2006, 09:19 PM
With a wave of my sunshine wand, It's May, and there are so many flowers on earth from the April Showers, that there is nowhere to go, and nowhere to hide!!!!!!!!!(does that sound dumb?)

I wish to go back in history and live life as a Shaker!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 13-Apr-2006, 08:35 AM
Poof The Qukwer pick you up and seasons his meal.

Iwish to become graceful

Posted by: sisterknight 13-Apr-2006, 08:37 AM
magic wand in hand........


you become so greatful for everything that you tell everyone and now no one wants to haer about it again and again and again!!!!



i wish my choirmaster would calm down

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 13-Apr-2006, 08:50 AM
A wave of the baton his calm his a clam and you are now ChoirMaster supberm

i wish to make all your wishs come ture

Posted by: sisterknight 13-Apr-2006, 09:13 AM
ditto big guy!!!! wub.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 18-Apr-2006, 08:31 AM
QUOTE (sisterknight @ 13-Apr-2006, 09:13 AM)
ditto big guy!!!! wub.gif

Steate your wishes and they wll be granted.

Posted by: sisterknight 18-Apr-2006, 03:20 PM
can it be something big like world peace or small like catching a nice pickerel??or something for me, or for my family or for......ooooooo my head is going to explode with so many choices!!!i guess my best wish would be.....i wish all of you happiness, love and a full belly and great friends!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 18-Apr-2006, 03:26 PM
Aye a grandwish I can only but obey!!!



I wish ,I wish, i could be brigth and heplful?

Posted by: sisterknight 18-Apr-2006, 03:30 PM
the magic wand waves.....


you are so bright that everyone near you must wear sunglasses constantly, and so helpful the the boy scouts have named a new badge of helpfulness after you

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 18-Apr-2006, 03:35 PM
How you know I has in scouts


Please make your next wish known!!






personal note before go offline the cxheck my pome in celtic Hearts froum

Posted by: sisterknight 18-Apr-2006, 05:36 PM
who didn't go to cubs/scouts, or in my case brownies/guides/rangers??



i wish for blue skies and rainbows for all those down in the dumps

Posted by: Senara 19-Apr-2006, 07:30 AM
*wiggles nose* there you are..every landfill now has nothing but blue skies and rainbows....however the smell...well, it's not indescribable....

I wish gas prices would drop as fast as they risen.

Posted by: sisterknight 19-Apr-2006, 08:11 AM
nod,nod,wink,wink....twirl the magic pump nozzle


now the prices are sooo low that you can no longer get gas!!!you have to use electricity or olive oil!!!



i wish that the waether would stay exactly as it is today!!!(a high of 20C, blue skies with white fluffy clouds and a soft wind, sigh)

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 19-Apr-2006, 10:15 AM
A wave of the weather wand the weahter never changes,the trees are in bloom the grass is green, the sky is blue, your living in a Ruben paniting.




I wish for more kilts

Posted by: sisterknight 19-Apr-2006, 06:10 PM
knit,knit,knit magic needles flashing......


you have the longest kilt in the world and you must wrap around yourself so many times that now you look like the micheline tire man!!!!



i wish i could make fudge that didn't turn out like soup!!

Posted by: Dogshirt 19-Apr-2006, 07:53 PM
POOF!!!! New yer fudge turns oot lak a rock!

Ah wish ah hade another bottle o' MacAllan's 18 year old!


beer_mug.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 20-Apr-2006, 06:41 AM
Knock knock Your boltte is deilved by an 18 year old , Hand sup your blast by the cops tank.gif toot.gif



wish for a day of peace

Posted by: sisterknight 25-Apr-2006, 11:07 AM
blink.......

no not only do you have a day but you have all the days of peace and the quiet is driving you nuts!!!



i wish could get a bigger boat

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 25-Apr-2006, 11:11 AM
Asplash of the wave, your on a bigger boat, the tianic Icebrug ahead!





I wish to be able to walk in more faith?

Posted by: sisterknight 25-Apr-2006, 11:17 AM
not only do you walk, but right now your running because you are in lebenon!!



i wish i had powers to enthrall....

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 25-Apr-2006, 11:36 AM
pooff you enthral all to the piont of crawling.




Iwish to

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 30-Apr-2006, 10:23 AM
QUOTE (crazykiltedcelt @ 25-Apr-2006, 11:36 AM)
pooff you enthral all to the piont of crawling.




Iwish to

I wish to fish a big fish?

Posted by: marti64 30-Apr-2006, 08:48 PM
You have caught the biggest fish on Earth, and before you can reel it in, The Big One swallows up your boat, spits you out, and has Wood for Lunch!!!!!!!

I wish for my life to be happy, healthy and prosperous!!!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 01-May-2006, 07:19 AM
A wave of the wand :You are healthly, weathly, and wise.Ben Farnklin so its early to bed and early to rise for you Misses.



I wish for a rainbow's end to shine on me!

Posted by: sisterknight 02-May-2006, 09:40 AM
why wish for what you already have??!!all those beautiful colours,now you have a dilema of which colours you like the best!!!



i wish for hope in the world...

Posted by: gypseyreyne 02-May-2006, 10:22 AM
flashes of brilliant pink light cause you to close your eyes. As you open them you are starring in wonder at a room full of cribs containing newborn babies and their eyes are full of hope.




I wish to cherished by one strong person

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 05-May-2006, 07:47 AM
Poof,You see a strong and vile man rumlbing with muscles and flowing hair, waking up No its not Fobbeo its your soul mate





I wish to find my happy place?

Posted by: marti64 05-May-2006, 06:07 PM
The Happy Place is at the Rainbow's end....the black clouds roll in, and you have to fight off the crazy gnome to get to the smiley faces that are buried in the pot of gold!!!!

I wish that the cars with the loud stereos would just go away!!

Posted by: Dogshirt 05-May-2006, 06:59 PM
POOF! They're gone, and try as I might, I can't think of single way to corrupt that one! Just make the pinheads go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish those same BOYS, with their cars that sound like a lawnmower on steroids would disappear!


beer_mug.gif

Posted by: marti64 06-May-2006, 08:14 AM
the magic fairy has given me her wand to make them all go away!! With one pass and a few magic words($$##@@$$%%^^&&****) they fly through the sky and land on the gnome guarding the pot of gold!!!!

I wish for a million dollars!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-May-2006, 08:55 AM
a nod fo the head a wik of an eye you have a millon dollars rain down on in one dollar bills, now you need a sholve to get out of the room.

I wish for a new car

Posted by: haynes9 18-May-2006, 10:04 PM
A wiggle of the nose and you have your new car, but it is a Hummer and you have to take out a loan every time you put gas in the tank!

I wish we could get this move of our mobile home over with!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 22-May-2006, 08:46 AM
a wish like this must be granted unfortuneing not without hard work on your part. liove to help if I were closer!




I wish could help all my friends wishes be ture

Posted by: Elspeth 22-May-2006, 11:20 AM
Poof! You now will spend the rest of your days running from place to place granting wishes.

I wish I could name this character.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 22-May-2006, 11:38 AM
twickle twickle you are now able to because you are one of the wee fairy fock.


I wish to could retire and travel to all the pacles i like to see?


Posted by: marti64 22-May-2006, 07:14 PM
Can I have one of your previous wishes, Ken?

I also wish for a new car!!!!! or at least one that will run!!!!

Posted by: Elspeth 23-May-2006, 05:48 AM
*Poof* You've now been granted a wind-up clown car that runs, but only in reverse.

I wish I didn't have to go on vacation with my in-laws.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 23-May-2006, 06:20 AM
A shoot of my gun you are on vaction with your Outlaws. alucard.gif gunsmilie.gif wallbash.gif

I wish Matri good luck with her new car clown2.gif clown.gif clown.gif


Wish to have a great summer trip anywhere?

Posted by: sisterknight 23-May-2006, 10:31 AM
pack your woolies big boy!!!!you're headed to the north pole with pit stops along the way to the south pole, alaska and the north west territories!!!



i really wish the rain would stop! censored.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 23-May-2006, 10:50 AM
"How high the water momma" A bolt of lighting an ark away and the rian stops as you don your fins and snorle.

I wish ,oh I don't know, I wish , hummm, Iwish i knew what to wish for?

Posted by: sisterknight 23-May-2006, 10:58 AM
the giant green genie with purple toenails nods his head drooling all over you***** there ya go ya had yer wish!!!!


i wish the mosquitos would not come out this year!




Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 23-May-2006, 11:19 AM
the minntsoa state bird grants your wish they don't come this year they all come in to Your house.





I wish that genie qute drooling I'am get all wet?

Posted by: sisterknight 23-May-2006, 11:23 AM
what do you mean getting???? laugh.gif well i'm off to get some work done, i'll talk to you later....



i wish you never have a sad moment in a wonderful life!! hug.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 23-May-2006, 11:48 AM
HAHAHAHAHA



may all your wishes come ture but be careful what you wish for.



wishing all a great week

Posted by: marti64 23-May-2006, 05:23 PM
I'll have a great week if I don't have to walk everywhere!!!

I wish I had wings, so I wouldn't have to drive!!!!! tomcat.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 23-May-2006, 05:27 PM
filp flap your a emu a large flightles bird



I wish i did not have a gas eating car?

Posted by: marti64 23-May-2006, 05:43 PM
Your car runs on water, but youhave to go to the car wash to get it filled...and the car wash is only free with a fill-up of gas!!!

(I know that's corny. but it works, i guess!!!!)

I wish I could get all that I have to get done in one day!

Posted by: Elspeth 24-May-2006, 06:06 AM
Granted! Your days are now 3 trillion, four hundred million, sixty-two thousand and six hours long.

I still wish I didn't have to go on vacation with my in-laws.....

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 26-May-2006, 03:34 PM
wish granted tyou dont need to with them. they just moved in with their 16 kids 12 dog and of course do not forget the pigs ohmy.gif blink.gif wacko.gif



I wish for new sewing machine

Posted by: marti64 26-May-2006, 06:22 PM
the genie of the lamp will give you a new sewing machine, but as you are fixing your kilt, it gets stuck in the machine, and begins to think for itself. the kilt that you end up with can fit ten of you!!!!!

I wish for new legs, or a new car, whichever comes first!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 27-May-2006, 04:52 PM
You looke dand your legs are now wheels to go anywhere poof OOspp thier flat. tongue.gif biggrin.gif

I wu=ish i coukld fly home?

Posted by: marti64 27-May-2006, 05:15 PM
My legs have sprouted wings so big that I can't get off the ground!!
(Am I supposed to be corrupting my own wish?)

I wish for faster finger so I can keep up with the Craazy Celt!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-May-2006, 08:07 AM
busy fingers get in to troble Watch the kilt!!! tongue.gif tongue.gif



wish for warm hands nono.gif oops.gif

Posted by: Elspeth 28-May-2006, 12:29 PM
*poof* You're in the Gobe Desert. You got warm hands, warm heart, heat stroke.....

I wish for some energy.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-May-2006, 12:47 PM
the great drink geinne pours red bull upon you energy bust formyou wings spoutand off you go never reaching the ground again! bye1.gif

I wish have a good week

Posted by: marti64 29-May-2006, 02:02 PM
You can have a good week, if It doesn't rain on your parade!!!!

I wish for a chance to see the world!

Posted by: Elspeth 30-May-2006, 05:54 AM
The genie just handed you a chap, plastic snow globe of planet earth

I wish my books were published


Posted by: gypseyreyne 30-May-2006, 07:56 AM
Standing tall before you in a grey Armani suit the genie tells you that your books have been published in Navajo and are being shipped for distribution in Okinawa.



I wish someone would clean these bloody litter boxes!!!

Posted by: Elspeth 30-May-2006, 08:56 AM
Poof a gorgeous man arrives in a muscle shirt, pecks bulging, eyes kind and compassionate and says he is there to clean the litter box, do the housework, wash the dishes, buy the groceries and then POOF you wake up.

(BTW- he was filing the litterbox with shredded pages of a worst-seller published in Navajo and shipped to Okinawa)

I wish I didn't have a cold

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Jun-2006, 07:52 AM
the doctor gives you a mazic pill your cold is gone, you now have hooping couch and are on the endangerd speciec list.



I wish foe a better sing voice

Posted by: stoirmeil 02-Jun-2006, 10:19 AM
Shazzam! You now have a bewitching singing voice. Also long blonde hair and a thick fishy tail, and you've been posted to a sea stack off St Kilda with a hard quota of seven boats a week that you must lure to their doom on the rocks, before you can get paid.

I wish I could get that job singing on the rocks. biggrin.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Jun-2006, 11:03 AM
A flash of light you take me palce on the rocks, the qutoa goes up to ten because of your beatiful face and voice. I free! biggrin.gif

I wish I was wiser in chooeing what I wish for!





Posted by: Senara 02-Jun-2006, 11:47 AM
*wrinkles nose* you are now wiser and know how to better wish for things, but with that also comes the knowledge that wishing for something will not make it come true.

I wish my co-worker would quit acting like a 2 year old, get his anger issues under control, and start acting more professional.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Jun-2006, 12:03 PM
Clash of thunder he 's under control and now stras on Thursday night Spike T.V. Ultmate Fighter.

I wish to understand my kids better??

Posted by: Elspeth 02-Jun-2006, 01:24 PM
Boom!@

You're now their new best friend and have to go through growing up all over again.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Jun-2006, 01:26 PM
Oh NO!!


I wish you were with me

Posted by: Elspeth 02-Jun-2006, 01:53 PM
Un nuh! No way am I going through being a kid again. You're on your own.

I wish I were a fish or could publish as many books as Dr. Seuss. (that are in english and published in America)

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Jun-2006, 02:03 PM
swish your a fish publisher who's first hit is "Moby grape the carp" follwed by many others.

I wish for the power to help my fellow celts

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 08-Jun-2006, 02:29 PM
QUOTE (crazykiltedcelt @ 02-Jun-2006, 02:03 PM)
swish your a fish publisher who's first hit is "Moby grape the carp" follwed by many others.

I wish for the power to help my fellow celts

let me try this one again


swish you publish many books but they all semll fishy.


Iwish for the super power to make all my celt fruinds wishes come ture?

Posted by: sisterknight 27-Jun-2006, 12:02 PM
bonk go the magic shellaghe
now we are up to our collective arses in wishes and not a person in sight to bestow them on!!!! bangin.gif bangin.gif



i wish i could spend more time just doing what i do best!!!

Posted by: marti64 27-Jun-2006, 04:10 PM
You have all the time in thw world......but the day keeps repeating, and repeating, and repeating.....and you keep doing the same thing over, and over , and over..... bangin.gif bash.gif censored.gif jawdrop.gif oops.gif poster_oops.gif


I wish for more vacation time!!!!!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 30-Jun-2006, 08:34 AM
Poof wish granted YOUR FIRED!!! blow.gif

I wish for more a trip?

Posted by: WizardofOwls 30-Jun-2006, 01:55 PM
TA-DAA You get more trips - but since your home burned down while you were gone, looks like your going to have to do some more trips while home-hunting!

I wish this depression would just go away....

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 30-Jun-2006, 03:28 PM
with a quaking of the earth mole hills are now mountains.but you are granted the power to over come all.

I wish I knew what my dog was thinking lately?

Posted by: Dogshirt 30-Jun-2006, 05:15 PM
Your dog wants you to get up from the couch and take it to the Lake to enjoy the fine summer weather, and swim! They ONLY shake out on those they LOVE you know! wink.gif



I wish Architects would pull their heads out of their "Duffle Bags" and draw something that could ACTUALLY be built! disgust.gif


beer_mug.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 01-Jul-2006, 10:55 AM
Arf Arf biteing them in the censored.gif they get the piont but does it relly do any good biggrin.gif


I wish esay to assmble was that?

Posted by: stoirmeil 01-Jul-2006, 04:01 PM
Poof! It's easy to assemble, but too small and it dissolves in the first rain.

I wish I could find someone to go to the new Shayamalan movie with me (all my friends think he's too weird to live). sad.gif



Posted by: ontrose1969 03-Jul-2006, 03:13 PM
I wish I could have more than the five dogs I have now. Can you tell I love dogs? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 03-Jul-2006, 05:00 PM
SHAZAM!!!!!!! Now you have 33 dogs like I do and can't leave your place for more than 12 hours at a time! You can forget about EVER having a vacation again!! wink.gif


I wish it was hunting season again!


beer_mug.gif

Posted by: marti64 03-Jul-2006, 07:47 PM
As the calendar changes, it is hunting season again, but in the spirit of Tom Leherer, whose record I just listened to....

You hit 2 game wardens, 7 hunters, and a pure bred Gernsey Cow(and cows are out of season!!!!)

I wish for a stress free day!!!!!

Posted by: Dogshirt 03-Jul-2006, 07:53 PM
ZAP!!!!!!! You get your stress free day, but sleep through the whole thing.


I wish I had tomorrow off.


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Posted by: ontrose1969 03-Jul-2006, 08:39 PM
vacation or away from home for more than 8 hours? HA! Hasn't happened in years... but those kids of mine (dogs) are just a laugh a minute!!

ZAP!!! You have tomorrow off! Uh-oh!! I shouldn't have given you tomorrow off... <sigh> I just got a call from work and I have to work tomorrow. Thanks Dogshirt! biggrin.gif

Posted by: marti64 03-Jul-2006, 08:49 PM
Both of you MUST be granted STRESS FREE days, but the little wood elf underneath the tree in myfront yard has just informed me that that is not possible!!! The Holiday fairy will have to turn him into a frog!!!

I wish that it stays nice for the parade!!!!!

Posted by: ontrose1969 04-Jul-2006, 08:15 AM
ZAP!!! It is going to be nice for the parade. Well, at least here where I live it will be. biggrin.gif

I wish that more people in the world would be as fun as Marti is! smile.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 04-Jul-2006, 08:51 AM
there is only one marti!!!!!!i'd have to be put in a rubber room if there were more of her!!!!! tongue.gif




i wish i could spend more time with my son

Posted by: marti64 04-Jul-2006, 12:33 PM
You will be granted all the time in the world to spend with your son, if you can also share the rubber room with me!!!!!!

I wish that my husband gets to work days instead of nights soon!!

Posted by: sisterknight 05-Jul-2006, 09:56 AM
nod, nod, wink, wink say no more, say no more!!!!!

now he works all 7 days and you work 7 nights!!!!


i wish my husband could retire early from the "caserne" (can't think of the english word right now!!) wink.gif




Posted by: stoirmeil 06-Jul-2006, 01:20 PM
QUOTE (sisterknight @ 05-Jul-2006, 10:56 AM)
nod, nod, wink, wink say no more, say no more!!!!!

now he works all 7 days and you work 7 nights!!!!


i wish my husband could retire early from the "caserne" (can't think of the english word right now!!) wink.gif

Is it something like "barracks"? Like German "Kasernen"?

Well -- he retires early, but then decides to go on an expedition to save the penguins that are blocked by the broken glacier in Antarctica.

I wish penguins could fly when they really, really need to. sad.gif


Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-Jul-2006, 01:29 PM
It's a plane,It's a brid it's a fly eleapaht in your eye They learned from the flying Penguins.


I wish gas was cheaper and went farther?

Posted by: marti64 06-Jul-2006, 07:15 PM
Gas goes down to a cent a gallon, but the car manufactures begin to make only electric cars, and electricity prices skyrocket!!!!!!

Or the Sun goes away, and there is no more power!!!!

I wish I could retire today and just travel the world at my leisure, stopping at will to smell the roses!!!!

Posted by: stoirmeil 06-Jul-2006, 07:50 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!! The day before your last day at work, all the roses retire and when you walk out the door they are all clustered round waiting to smell YOU! And you can't go anywhere.

I wish I could just SEE that, though. clap.gif

Posted by: marti64 07-Jul-2006, 12:17 PM
The roses would not want to smell me........I guess they would curl up and retreat back into the earth, then!!!! Oh well, it was a thought!!!!

I wish that I had the ability to split myself in two, so one of me could be lazy, and the other could get done what needs to be done!

Posted by: haynes9 08-Jul-2006, 12:03 AM
Drum Roll. . . Your wish is granted. Now that their are two of you, people expect you to get twice as much done in the same amount of time. The lazy part of you is called into duty, kicking and screaming!

I wish we could get water and septic for our mobile home!

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 08-Jul-2006, 05:43 AM
The flood of the milenium gives you water ten feet deep all around your trailer with septic tanks floating into and grounding in your yard.

I wish my children lived within driving distance.

Posted by: marti64 08-Jul-2006, 06:20 PM
With a wave of my wand, and a tip of my hat>>>> They all move into YOUR HOUSE!!! and raid the refrigerator, and take over the Television, the computer, and your favorite recliner!!!!

I wish I had a new house!!!

Posted by: haynes9 08-Jul-2006, 08:36 PM
A wave of the wand and . . .New House! Along with it comes a payment twice as high as you are accustomed to, so you have to take a second job and are never in your new house enough to enjoy it.

I wish I could get all my vehicles in good running condition!

Posted by: marti64 09-Jul-2006, 09:34 AM
Your vehicle and my vehicle must be related, Mark!!!!!!! The trolls are living in our vehicles and refuse to have them run the way they are supposed to!!!!!!

I wish I had a wish to wish.....I am out of wishes this morning!!!!

Posted by: stoirmeil 10-Jul-2006, 07:36 AM
Shazzam! I give you the default wish when all else fails -- wish for the nearest person who genuinely needs something to get it today, no strings.

I wish summer would move faster toward fall.

Posted by: Dogshirt 10-Jul-2006, 04:33 PM
Shazam! Summer is gone and ye didna get one camping trip or picnic in before fall got here!


I wish the weather would be nice for the Highland Games this weekend!


beer_mug.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 11-Jul-2006, 07:11 AM
the weather is so nice that the caber tossers are all tossing the beer down by the keg and the bagpipes have melted with the heat!!!!



i wish the humidity would not be quite sooooo humid!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Jul-2006, 11:10 AM
clash of thunder the skys open up to 100 degeer weather and dry up your garden.


I wish I felt better

Posted by: sisterknight 11-Jul-2006, 12:10 PM
with a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the ### you feel right as rain and ready to jump into life feet first!!!




i wish everyone a really nice vacation period....

Posted by: stoirmeil 11-Jul-2006, 12:55 PM
Hah. Everyone now GETS a vacation, whether they want it or not, and it's nice, whether you want nice or not. blow.gif

I wish they sold really good tostadas in this neighborhood.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Jul-2006, 01:56 PM
Ole' you become a soth of the border owner and nowmake the best tostadas in the world

Ifeel better all readythanks S.K.

I wish that summer would last longer

Posted by: marti64 11-Jul-2006, 08:41 PM
If summer lasted all year, no one would get to ski!!!

I wish the humidity would go away....I agree with the Good Sister of the North Province!!!


Posted by: sisterknight 12-Jul-2006, 07:09 AM
marti....we've lost our humidity....whatever shall we do?????oh oh i know let's go swimming!!!!




i wish peach season were here

Posted by: haynes9 12-Jul-2006, 07:19 AM
Alakazam! Peaches everywhere, Sis! You start eating and eating until the peach juice runs down your face and all over. People mistake it for drool and think you are getting old like me laugh.gif ! But who cares! It's peaches!

I wish my for my wife and daughters to get a lot of rest on this trip and GET HOME SOON!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 07:49 AM
Snore the sleep gaint places them in crio sleeep and ships them home COD.

I wish my dog wuold lern to ues the doogie door and not my carpet?

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Jul-2006, 10:05 AM
wham!!!!now he can open the door and lets all the other nasty creatures in to keep him company!!!!



ok let's see what you can do about a wish that strawberry season was still here!!

tag boys your it!!
vik

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 10:12 AM
HOHOHO the jolly green gaint shines down on you and your computer is jamed steawberry jamed that is!!!


I wish my computer was faster working today?
take that one biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Jul-2006, 10:23 AM
(you having problems with yours too?)crunch,crunch,crunch the computer bug has entered and now you have no computer!!!!AAAAAAAAHH NOOOOO



i wish haynes and marti were here to join the fun!!


a shot off your bow buster..

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 10:55 AM
Human Resorece fairy just hired them and palced them in your cubile. enjoy the colsens.


I wish we all were winners?


volley down your portside

Posted by: stoirmeil 12-Jul-2006, 01:39 PM
kaBLAM!!!

We ARE all winners! We always WERE all winners! They don't have enough prizes, but by God we are WINNERS!!!

I wish there was a buster of a thunderstorm like this one overhead every day! (I love 'em smile.gif )

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 01:55 PM

kboommm you are cautgh in in a thunderstrom from hell and are zapped every twenty mintes.



I wish that my pay was higher and work days shorter

Posted by: haynes9 12-Jul-2006, 10:10 PM
ZZZZAAAAPPPPP! You get you wish, but now every deadbeat friend and relative you have starts hitting you up for money. Since you are a kind soul, you let them have it and have to take a second job to get caught up!

I wish I could make a trip to China to see my daughter and son in law when they move there!

Posted by: sisterknight 13-Jul-2006, 06:43 AM
aye laddie on the slow boat to china....you've just arrived to find they left months ago back to home in us!!!




i wish that mother nature could learn how to adjust her facets!!!

Posted by: stoirmeil 13-Jul-2006, 08:15 AM
blipblipblipblip huh.gif
Mother Nature is confused and she doesn't know whether you mean "facets" or "faucets," so now when you turn on the tap you get diamonds instead of water. Which might be nice, except you're VERY thirsty.

I wish I had a double that could stay up all night reading while I sleep. yawn.gif sleep1.gif

Posted by: marti64 13-Jul-2006, 04:43 PM
That was my wish a couple of wishes ago....i think the elves have captured our doubles, and are holding them hostage in the castle...they are following the house elves.....

I wish there were more rainbows in the sky...

Posted by: haynes9 13-Jul-2006, 06:54 PM
Your wish is granted! Of course, one must have rain to have rainbows, and you get enough that you get to enjoy the rainbows from the top of your roof!

I wish we could get Highlander Radio on Sirius or XM!

Posted by: marti64 14-Jul-2006, 08:10 PM
Maybe someday Mark!!1 Are the "Techno Gods" listening?

I wish I had a lake to swim in, and didn't have to get into my car and drive to one!!!!

Posted by: haynes9 15-Jul-2006, 07:26 AM
Once again, heavy rains do the trick for you! After a downpour, you walk out your front door and there's your lake!

I wish I could find a quick solution to kenneling my illustrious mutt, Bob, today!

Posted by: marti64 15-Jul-2006, 07:33 AM
I'd take him, Mark, but My big black cat would probably scare him...then again, maybe he would run and hide!!!

I wish my cats were not so silly!!!!

Posted by: haynes9 15-Jul-2006, 07:45 AM
Hey, my dog s really brave. . . that is, until he's approached rolleyes.gif !

All of a sudden your cats are no longer silly. Then, they become boring! What good is a cat unless it's silly!

I wish I could have a week of sleeping in with no responsibilities!

Posted by: marti64 15-Jul-2006, 07:49 AM
You could end up like Rip Van Winkle, and sleep for(How many years was it?) many years, and wake up in a whole different century!!

What if you DID sleep for a century? What do you think would be different?

Posted by: haynes9 15-Jul-2006, 07:56 AM
Wow! Interesting question! I would imagine the entire political landscape would be changed and the technological changes would make things different indeed! Perhaps travel to the moon would be a regular thing instead of an amazing event.

Don't know if I want to take that sleep after all laugh.gif !

I wish I could take my lovely bride to Ireland! She deserves it!

Posted by: marti64 15-Jul-2006, 08:05 AM
I don't know if I can corrupt that lovely wish!!!!!! Both of you deserve it!!!!

I wish I could be a fly on the wall wherever I wanted, and listen in on all the things that i can't listen to now!!

(then again, some things I probably wouldn't want to hear!!)

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