Oh wise one, why is it that no one ever knows who it was who took the next to last of anything, placing the almost empty package back in the refrigerator, to fool us hard working, midnight snacking persons into thinking there is some sort of treat there when we do our before bedtime reconnaissance?
Just curious
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Oh wise one, why is it that no one ever knows who it was who took the next to last of anything, placing the almost empty package back in the refrigerator, to fool us hard working, midnight snacking persons into thinking there is some sort of treat there when we do our before bedtime reconnaissance?
Just curious
Dear Just Curious
It is very hard to find underwear that will fit a refrigerator, but I understand your concerns. Eskimo midgets have been know to live in the refridgerators of Charles Manson, Tony Blair, Mike Tyson and Michael Eisner, just to name of few. I would start wrapping your food in foil and stuffing it into socks. That way you can carry it with you at all times. It may be messy and smell bad, but you will always have food.
I had someone recently tell me that duct-taping your children to a bed post is a bad form of punishment. This misguided soul went so far as to say it is "abuse". I've been doing this for years, with astonshingly good results (the only exception would be the lack of body hair on the younguns) and can't see the problem. What do you think?
Signed, Daddy-O
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As a child, I was buried up to my neck in the middle of a croquette field. Then old people would hit the wooden balls at my head. This had no effect on me what so ever. I think being duct taped to the bed is not only good for building character, but will save money on waxing down the road. As long as you are not hitting them, other people should mind their own bees wax!
Why does Donald Duck wear a jacket and no pants and does Michael Eisner like him better that way?
signed, wearing blinders
Dear Wearing Blinders
As some of you may know, I used to work at the Disney studios in Burbank. Michael Eisner requires ALL male employees under 27 to wear jackets and no pants while on the studio lot.. I at the time was 28. I did see Eisner and Duck eating lunch together in the cafeteria on many occasions.
¿Por que tengo problemas con las muchachas? Yo concozco muchas muchachas y cada vez nos salgamos para una cita, hay problemas. Al final de la cita las chicas siempre pide plata, como 20 dolares ó mas. ¿Por que? ¿Ellas no saben que yo gastó bastante dinero para las chicharones y las comidas y tambien el cuarto que alquiló por la hora?
Yo no entiendo que pasa.
Atentamente, Sr. Duro
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