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> Get Out Of Jail Free Card, what would you do?
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Posted: 14-Jul-2004, 06:26 PM
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Our plan: to invade the state of Maine


Doesn't sound like a bad idea I was there last month most of the year the weather is nice and most of their defences point to the North, they wouldn't expect anything from the South or West, if you need some one to man a BB gun (those things really sting, get shot once and you will go out of their way just to make sure it doesn't happen again, plus it can put an eye out those things are NOT toys) just give me a call.


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Posted: 14-Jul-2004, 06:37 PM
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I would suggest that my friend Peckery has lost it, but it is FAR too late for that! tongue.gif


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Posted: 15-Jul-2004, 04:55 AM
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Since the only consequence would be everyone knowing it was me, that definitely excludes some of my more sinister desires. That said, I guess I would like to spend a day as a woman, in particular, Anika Sorenstam. Not only would I get to know what it's like being a woman, and a cutie too, but I'd also know what it feels like to hit a golf ball straight. Oh if only!


If I did something no one would ever find out about, I suppose I would have Bill Gates lobotomized and put in some obscure mental hospitol, and at the same time have myself surgically altered to look exactly like him. Then I would stand in for him and blow all his money on impulse purchases such as boats, homes, land (maybe something in the way of Cuba or St. Thomas). I would buy the New York Times and turn it's editing over to the Fox News Channel and then pay off all the supreme court justices to find personal income tax to be unconstitutional. I would have Reagan, Gahndi, and Jerry Garcia added to Mount Rushmore. I would also buy a new law that here in America, every time the Federal Government has a day off with pay, so does the rest of the work force; double time if you do work, triple time for nights and weekends.

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Posted: 15-Jul-2004, 07:27 AM
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QUOTE (TheCarolinaScotsman @ 14-Jul-2004, 12:01 PM)
unsure.gif If you're absolutely sure that there will be no consequences, I might consider unsure.gif talking back to my wife. lookaround.gif

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Posted: 16-Jul-2004, 05:01 AM
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QUOTE (Shamalama @ 14-Jul-2004, 12:33 PM)
I would like to re-model my ex-wife's bathroom.

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The first thing would be to soak her supper with a strong laxative. Then, soon after, she runs to the lavatory.

- If she sits a giant bear trap springs into action.
- If that fails, the toilet paper has been coated in toxic waste.
- As she reaches for the toilet paper an angry rattlesnake strikes.
- If those fail, as she flushes the toilet an anvil drops on her head ...
- and a hand grenade hidden in the tank explodes ...
- and an assault rifle, filled with explosive hollow-point shells, opens fire.
- If all these fail, then as she reaches for the towel she activates the GPS transmitter attached to the towel holder, telling the 101st Tactical Air Wing where to drop the nukes.

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Not that I'm bitter, mind you.

Shamalama, do you already own a patent of the bathroom - model or may I possibly use it for personal plans?user posted image


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Posted: 16-Jul-2004, 07:39 AM
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QUOTE (gaberlunzie @ 16-Jul-2004, 07:01 AM)

Shamalama, do you already own a patent of the bathroom - model or may I possibly use it for personal plans?


Yes, it's patented, but I offer it free to others as a Public Service. Use it well, dear Sister Gaberlunzie.




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Posted: 16-Jul-2004, 10:10 AM
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user posted imageOh thank you, dear
Brother Shamalama....I will, for sure, I will!user posted image
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Posted: 18-Jul-2004, 10:31 PM
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Hey, Peck, what would YOU do????


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Posted: 27-Jul-2004, 01:03 PM
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Hmm ... what would I do?

Start off by arranging someone's demise (I don`t think I could do it myself) .. then I'd hack someones pc to bits, while I made the owner beg for forgiveness for all the bad things he's done .. Then me and Prince would steal away for a night of unbridled passion in a silken tent filled with cushions and blindfolds. Then back home to spend the rest of my life in harmony with my partner.

/me sings ...."oh its such a perfect day"


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