Really Bad Advice

You might consider taking the car to Cuba. I understand they’re very good at auto repairer.

I have a friend who constantly professes his love for me. It’s beginning to make me question his sexual preference. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”, a line lifted from the Seinfeld show. (don’t you just love Larry David)

Anyway, the problem is he sells, “Soul Insurance” for a living, and I would rather he sold for Prudential, at least then his flock might actually see a dividend. (although I have my doubts about that too)

What should I do? What should I do?

Alright i won't flush away my advice to you this time.Promise.

Here it goes. Just don't buy it (the insurance)what's its good for anyway?

As for your friend's profession of love towards you...well you can always give him a nice kiss on the cheek!!!

I'm sure it'll do the trick just fine.

Ain't love a grand thing?

P.S. I put back my Really Bad Advice

Good morning My Lady of Avalon. Thanks for restoring your really bad advice, I needed it, and I might be wrong (which of course never happens) but, could it be that you have forgotten to add the problem on your last post? It’s not important, it’s only what keeps the game going.

(looking forward to problem solving)

Alright here is my problem.. see I tend to forget a lot of things when I had a bad week and tired... like asking for a really bad advice in what should I do to not forget to post my problems???

What about yours John....

Helloooo is it only my echo that answers back to me?But I need a really bad advice here in what should I do about my memory loss!!!Anyone???

I didn’t forget. I just didn’t remember.
I can only tell you how I deal with my memory loss. And that is to keep a list of things to remember.

The only problem is. I put the list away for safe keeping, and I have forgotten where I put it. Any ideas where to look?

I know that I try very much to "not remembering" to pay my bills and they end up in a box on my bureau... so maybe you could try "to remember" to look there.

Any piece of paper can land in there easily with all that c..p...never know!!!

Let's see if I can get this back on track a little, shall I?

I've got a big craft show coming up next weekend and I'm short on stock for my booth. Time's at a premium to begin with, what should I do to shake some loose so I can get these done?

Maybe you should buy a couple of cases of Kraft’s, Macaroni and cheese, to sell at your booth.

After my daughters silence during her teenage years, all of a sudden she has been calling me a lot, and now I’m stammering. Please, put words into my mouth.

I'll take pity on you.

Maybe you should just not talk at all . But then your daughter wouldn't probably want to talk to you anymore,so better stammer.

I have a skunk that simply adopted my front porch and don't want the hurt the little thing. What should I do, any idea anyone?

Put your dvd player out there and play old Warner Brothers Pepe le Pew cartoons all night. The skunk will be so insulted it will leave.

I have a new officemate who is a territorial hysteric and has stuck a huge ugly movie poster from Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiveable" up on the wall. What can I do?

You could use it for a bulliten board. Use lots of pins to hold up the notes you put on it! I'm sure that is why she brought it, right?

I can't get everything done that needs to be done in a day. Any bad advice on how to free up some time?

There's only one advice that comes to my mind 'tis that you could try to separate your day and doing what needs to be done in two days instead of one.How's that! eh

I hate it when the garbage are overflowing and the husband keeps trowing things in it without changing it? What should I do?

Make it a contest. See how long it goes till he can't stand it anymore and changes it himself. Just clear a path in the kitchen when it starts taking over. Tell the neighbors what you're doing, they'll think it's funny!

I've gotta tell someone that we'd rather see a board of directors' position go dormant than give it to her. How should I phrase that?

How about an oldie, but a goody, such as… “You know you’re the kind of person that gives this business, a bad name!”

Tomorrow, I’ll be driving to a big anti war protest in Washington D.C. Two friends will be riding with me. (one of whom is hard of hearing) So, I guess we’ll be screaming at each other for the entire trip, just like the last time. Besides cotton in my ears, anybody got any ideas?