What's Yer Favorite Saying, everyone

Antonio;

When I am really peed off at someone and tempers flare I revert to "F@*&^ you and the Horse you rode in on"



Camac.

Heard it many times

This one really bothers me, it's my favorite to hate - " Come on your not that Stupid ".

Now am I stupid? or did someone just say, that your stupid to some degree?. If you say don't call me stupid, they will always say I didn't call you
stupid. Hmmmmmm

It is what it is...

What up Yo?? Finding I am saying this more often , though not one of my fave's (brainwashed by my fellow co-workers).

Are they that daft or just lazy???

Yella!!! Yella!!! (Hurry, hurry in Lebanese)

my fav saying is Holy pooh face.

this one a friend of mine always used - No matter where you go, there you are!.

Every day a holiday, every day a feast!

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!

^ That one is close to my favorite "Aging is mandatory, but maturing is optional!"

Directed at my husband quite often: "The hole in the backyard is getting bigger" (my personal threat to him...they'll never find the body haha)

"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

Here's one for you.

Well, you can't fix stupid!!

These are so entertaining! At present, my favorite sayings are "If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" and "He's busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest!" (as told to me by a one-legged man )

There sure are a lot of ways to express annoyance!

Whenever I'm making plans to do anything I say "God willin' & the creek don't rise"

"well, bless his/her/their heart" ..... use as a condolence or insulting someones less than brilliant actions/words.

Also love "Good Lord willin' an' the creek don't rise." for making plans........

and lastly "MY momma didn't raise no fool."

I would post some of my favorite sayings, but this is a G-rated message board