Hi Folks, Nice to meet you all, what's the craic? I'm a songwriter from Co Donegal, Ireland. Here's a little song I wrote after reading my girlfriend's copy of '50 Shades of Grey!'. It's about a man who's wife won't stop reading the book.....entitled '50 Shades of Grey (Have Taken Her Away)'. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmtoGXB4JmE...eature=youtu.be
Here's the lyrics - hope you enjoy
Best wishes Chris Ward Co Donegal Ireland
Well I am just a simple man and I lead a simple life But lately I've been wondering what's happened to my wife She used to keep me company - we used to do OK But now it seems she's left me for a man called Christian Grey She's upstairs in the bedroom, I'm down here on my own I hear the heavy breathing and a loud ecstatic moan You'd swear she had a man up there but every time I look She's underneath the covers with that bloody book.
Fifty Shades of Grey have taken her away Each and every day - reading Fifty Shades of Grey
She went down to her mother's, I went through all the drawers. I found that bloody book and read it till my eyes were sore And even though the story was too silly to be real I followed the shenanigans of Anastasia Steele For those who have not read it perhaps I should explain This book comes with a message - 'there's pleasure in the pain' So tie me to the bedpost, get out your whips and chains And let's all have a party - reading E.L. James
Fifty Shades of Grey have taken her away Each and every day - reading Fifty Shades of Grey
I went onto the internet and I was quite surprised At all the different places selling kinky merchandise So I got out my credit card there was no time to waste I ordered everything I could, delivery with haste I bought restraints and handcuffs and all kind of bondage gear Some paddles and some nipple clamps, I think you get the idea And when it was delivered I wrapped it all in red Tied it with a ribbon and left it on the bed
Fifty Shades of Grey have taken her away Each and every day - reading Fifty Shades of Grey
She came back from her mother's, she went upstairs to change Then she came back down again looking very strange She came right out and asked me - 'was that really you'? And when I told her 'Yes' she said - 'my God I never knew That you like pina colada and walking in the rain Standing by the ocean, knocking back champagne!' Now upstairs in the bedroom we're at it every night And I may not be Christian Grey but I think we're doing alright
Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades of Grey Fifty Shades, Fifty Shades, Fifty Shades of Grey
It helps to keep life interesting I think you will agree But who is doing what to whom remains a mystery.....
Fifty Shades of Grey - another game to play Fifty Shades of Grey -what more can I say?
(Laters Babe)
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