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Posted: 30-Jun-2007, 10:15 AM
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The good news is that all the tax was paid up front so you're clear.

The bad news is that the taxes took 50% of the prize and the rest will be paid in smalll installments over your lifetime.


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Posted: 30-Jun-2007, 04:13 PM
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The good news is, the first installment was enough to by a pair of socks.

The bad news is, when you get them home their two different sizes.


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Laws that forbid the carrying of firearms, disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assulted, and better for the assailants. They serve rather to encourge, than to prevent homicides. For an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

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Posted: 30-Jun-2007, 04:55 PM
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The good news is that the other size fits your brother.
The bad news is you now have no clothes except a sock.
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Posted: 30-Jun-2007, 08:59 PM
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The good news is that it is a giant magic sock with three wishes

The bad new is that it has a really cranky genie


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Posted: 30-Jun-2007, 10:17 PM
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The good news is that the genie has taken a liking to you!

The bad news is that you can't think of what to wish for!


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The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)
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Posted: 02-Jul-2007, 10:33 PM
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The good news is that you can save them for later when you do think of something to wish for

the bad news is your spouse finds the genie and uses up all your wishes
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Posted: 03-Jul-2007, 07:37 AM
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The good news is that her wishes involved making great improvements to the house!

The bad news is that this has now created more projects for you than before.
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Posted: 05-Jul-2007, 12:40 PM
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The good news is that the genie took care of most of it.
The bad news is that genies are really bad at home improvement.
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Posted: 06-Jul-2007, 12:13 AM
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The good news is I can do home improvements myself !
The bad news is it costs way too much for parts to do home improvements !
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Posted: 06-Jul-2007, 04:53 AM
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The good news is that you find an ad for a discount home improvement company.

The bad news is that the owner is . . .HELGA fear.gif
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Posted: 06-Jul-2007, 08:18 AM
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The good news is Helga is out of the country on a business trip for the next month.

Bad news is the home improvements will take two months to complete.
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Posted: 13-Jul-2007, 12:51 PM
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The good news is that they get the job done early.
The bad news is that Helga still got home before the job was done.
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Posted: 17-Jul-2007, 04:01 AM
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The good news is that she doesn't know it's your home!

The bad news is that she decides to throw a party there since the work that was done by her company was so good!
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Posted: 21-Jul-2007, 01:05 AM
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The good news is you leave on a business trip so she still doesn't know it's your house.

The bad news is Helga plans on being there when the owner gets back. To have pictures taken for Home and Garden Magazine.
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Posted: 22-Jul-2007, 10:30 PM
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The good news is that Home and Gardens takes the photos without your being there.

The bad news is that Helga decides to hide in the house and wait to surprise the owner when he returns.
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