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Posted: 14-May-2009, 08:24 AM
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Posted: 20-May-2009, 02:45 PM
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QUOTE (flora @ 01-May-2009, 01:21 PM)
Why do they encode letters on contac lens to allow you to know if they are turned correctly if you can't see without the contacts?

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LOL... I use the letters in a braile like fashion...feeling for R and L


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Posted: 21-May-2009, 08:15 AM
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Posted: 21-May-2009, 12:28 PM
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QUOTE (Leelee @ 21-May-2009, 03:15 PM)
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Wheee! I'm sure that you've never seen a bathroom on a not managed rest area nearby an Austrian expressway... The filth there begins to grow to an independent intelligent life-form and if you don't run away from there very hurry, it begins a profound dialog with you... wink.gif

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Posted: 22-May-2009, 09:58 AM
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Wheee! I'm sure that you've never seen a bathroom on a not managed rest area nearby an Austrian expressway... The filth there begins to grow to an independent intelligent life-form and if you don't run away from there very hurry, it begins a profound dialog with you...


Ingo: EWWWWW!!!! Oh yeah!!!! I've come across some pretty disgusting stops in my travels. There were a few my Hubby wouldn't even attempt!!!!

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it? unsure.gif
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Posted: 22-May-2009, 08:00 PM
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EEEEEWWWWW! Why is the damn cat in the house to begin with? That is just WRONG on SO many levels!
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Posted: 23-May-2009, 09:03 AM
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Posted: 04-Jun-2009, 08:58 AM
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Food for thoughts!!!

Why, Why, Why!

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid ass?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's YOU!


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Posted: 05-Jun-2009, 10:20 AM
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's YOU!"
DAMN!

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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Posted: 05-Jun-2009, 04:58 PM
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I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is),
then what exactly, is a fog horn made out of?


If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?


Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?


If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to
to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?


How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't
grow in it?


Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?


Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?


What do little birdies see when they get knocked
unconscious?


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Posted: 10-Jun-2009, 11:12 AM
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We have cold fronts and warm fronts coming through all the time. What happened to the backs?


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