… And Then We Have This Cretin …

Travis Frey is a 33-year-old man from Iowa. He is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife. He is also facing separate child pornography charges.

The Smoking Gun tells is that Mr. Frey drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document - a “Contract of Wifely Expectations” - that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey offered “Good Behavior Days,” or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to “get out of doing the things” he requested daily.

Prepare to be repulsed:

* You will shave every third day, which includes underarms, chest, legs, and pubic area …
* You will wear only thigh-highs and garters, and only thong panties …
* When we are at home, and alone as a family, you will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed, and then sleep naked, unless instructed otherwise …
* During “My Time” you will be subservient , and totally obedient …
* You are do do everything that is requested or expected of you, if you do not you are considered noncompliant …
* There are certain circumstances when you are to perform any and all requests immediately …
* I will select your sleepwear for you, and you will find it under your pillow. If there is none then you are expected to be naked …
* Fellatio must last at least five minutes and may include climax …
* On or before my birthday you will select and purchase a sex toy for yourself …
* You are to pose for 20 photos per quarter on demand …

Frey’s wife never signed it. She turned it over to the police. Good for her!

i wonder what his new husband in prison will make him sign as a contract....

That is just heinous and ridiculous!
But to tell you the truth, I have heard, from my wife, some of the things other husbands have expected from their wives (women talk to each other, remember?). Some of the items on the list are very, very similar to what I have heard...

The "list" of "demands" proposed by this "creature" is utterly ridiculous!!!!

If my husband had given me a list like this, I would have been OUT THE DOOR, AND FAST!!!!!!!

MARTI

Hey what's good for the goose......



Husbandly Expectations....lemme see...

*You will shave your beard and mustache off every day
*You will scrub your pubic area daily and do your own laundry including the removal of the streaks you deposit in your tighty-whities...
*You will wear only suits, or clothing approved by me and will be expected to wear them properly.
*Your friends will not come over for poker night, nor will you be meeting the boys for "just one drink" after work is done.
*You are responsible for all the household chores since I'm busy hauling your kids off to soccer practice/ballet lessons/and Tae Kwon Do classes.
*You will turn over your entire paycheck to me every week so that I can verify that all expenses for the month will be paid completely and on time.
*I will select which room you are allowed to sleep in. If you find the blanket and your pillow on the floor you can either sleep there or on the couch. If you find it in the garage consider camping in the backyard.
*Foreplay must last 2 hours and if you're still randy after that I'll decide wether or not it continues.
*On or before my birthday you will buy me diamonds no less than a half carat in weight.
*You are to pose for family photographs at every reunion/wedding/funeral/graduation party, etc. with no complaints and a smile on your face and no beer in your hands.



hrmmm...it's a start...what ya think ladies?

The sad part is, eight out of those ten are expected of a husband these days anyway. Needless to say, my wife can keep dreaming............. on almost half of them.

*You will shave your beard and mustache off every day

Sorry! Ain't gonna happen!!

Hmm . . .

"We will treat each other in all things like human beings who love and respect each other at least as well as we do ourselves; that stated, we further agree to negotiate any further necessary partnership details as and when they arise."

Of course, it's a little short on prurient fantasy, but that's a detail that could be negotiated as it arises as well.