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Posted: 22-Jul-2004, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE (greenldydragon @ 19-Jul-2004, 01:57 PM)
Do you even know what a pecker, in my language, is?
A marching band drummer.

that is just TOO weird!!


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Posted: 22-Jul-2004, 05:26 PM
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QUOTE (greenldydragon @ 19-Jul-2004, 01:57 PM)
Do you even know what a pecker, in my language, is?
A marching band drummer.

What language? What do they call a..... a..........Never mind. king.gif
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Dear Peckery-

What is the generally accepted procedure for getting rid of lint from your belly button?

Confuzed


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Posted: 22-Jul-2004, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE (MDF3530 @ 22-Jul-2004, 05:34 PM)
Dear Peckery-

What is the generally accepted procedure for getting rid of lint from your belly button?

Confuzed

Dear Fuzzy,

I don't have a bellybutton. But if you spread peanutbutter on your navel, a dog will handle it for you.

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Dear Peckery:



WHERE ARE YOU?????? crybaby.gif
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Peckery was last seen boarding the good ship HMS Moderator that's manifest stated points unknown as the destination.


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QUOTE (Annabelle @ 02-Aug-2004, 08:15 PM)
No he wasnt! He's in the spin cycle!

Is he allowed to drip dry? unsure.gif


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Some socks have gotten lost in the dryer.......you know how socks hate to ask for directions. unsure.gif


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I really regret bringing this information to all of Peckery's beloved readers but I found this article in the Podunk Indiana Gazette and Mullet Wrapper:


Aug 4, 8:24 AM (ET)

Peckery Found Dead

By R.A. KNESSMAN

Podunk Indiana: World famous Sock Monkey and Bon Vivant, Peckery, was found dead in his home today by Podunk Police.

The Podunk Police Chief, Mervin Leeroy, would only say that the murder was under investigation and a suspect was in custody.

This reporter has obtained exclusive information from confidential sources close to the investigation that described the murder scene as "Horrific". It was reported there was stuffing strewn throughout the house and the victim's legs and arms where each found in individual rooms. His tail had been tied into a neat bow and hung on the front door. The most gruesome scene was found in the kitchen where the victims severed head was found in the microwave oven with what appeared to be an exploded banana in his mouth. Also the words Slarb, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto, and Alpha Centauri where scrawled on many of the interior walls of the house in pink crayon. A deranged escaped mental patient from Florida, who had threatened to "get Peckery" in his much beloved advice column, is currently in police custody. So far the only comments obtained by the police from the suspect is "There's no place like home, There's no place like home...." as he continually clicks his heels together.

This reporter will continue to follow this case and update my readers as the case unfolds.


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Dear Dr. Peckery:king.gif


Isn't it nice to know, the party still lives on, on Peckery Island?


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QUOTE (MacEoghainn @ 04-Aug-2004, 08:35 PM)
I really regret bringing this information to all of Peckery's beloved readers but I found this article in the Podunk Indiana Gazette and Mullet Wrapper:


Aug 4, 8:24 AM (ET)

Peckery Found Dead

By R.A. KNESSMAN

Podunk Indiana: World famous Sock Monkey and Bon Vivant, Peckery, was found dead in his home today by Podunk Police.

The Podunk Police Chief, Mervin Leeroy, would only say that the murder was under investigation and a suspect was in custody.

This reporter has obtained exclusive information from confidential sources close to the investigation that described the murder scene as "Horrific". It was reported there was stuffing strewn throughout the house and the victim's legs and arms where each found in individual rooms. His tail had been tied into a neat bow and hung on the front door. The most gruesome scene was found in the kitchen where the victims severed head was found in the microwave oven with what appeared to be an exploded banana in his mouth. Also the words Slarb, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto, and Alpha Centauri where scrawled on many of the interior walls of the house in pink crayon. A deranged escaped mental patient from Florida, who had threatened to "get Peckery" in his much beloved advice column, is currently in police custody. So far the only comments obtained by the police from the suspect is "There's no place like home, There's no place like home...." as he continually clicks his heels together.

This reporter will continue to follow this case and update my readers as the case unfolds.

now....
.we HAVE to have a wake for the dear monkey::r.i.p. ....any ideas ??? beer.gif cheers.gif

somebody want to host it and the open bar? Yes, we have no bananas!!!!

pizza.gif can we have pizza??? just no melted cheese in Peckery's memory.


there is no such thing as sock monkey zombies, are there?unsure.gif
a ghost can't haunt a forum, can it? unsure.gif
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I seen more info in the "Mysterious Demise" thread. I heared from an old shipmate the puir old Peckery aint been the same since he got sent through a fluff cycle a whilst back. But we are going to pursue the bloody beggars that done him in all the way to the bier of Tusitala if necessary. But I ain't swimmin in the creek with the natives this time. got a heck of a case of Aggie Grey's Revenge


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Oh yes, Aggie Grey's Revenge. So it did come from that blasted water after all.



It is self limiting though because after a few days you just simply die.


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