Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig can.....
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"Irishness is not primary a question of birth or blood or language; it is the condition on being involved in the Irish situation, and usually of being mauled by it."-Conor Cruise O'Brien
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I suspect that many women read this and are sad, since many men act like pigs in other ways yet can not perform as a pig would in that arena. But then men are at least a bit cleaner than the average pig, one would hope.
These are quite funny, it would be interesting to know just how much truth there is. If nothing else, they are great for a laugh! It reminds me of the fun facts on Snapple lids (my latest one says the average man will spend 5 months of his life shaving!)
I question the fact that only humans & dolphins have sex for pleasure. Did anyone ask one of those lions? Well I guess they wouldn't have time to talk if they were having sex 50 times a day.
I knew the tongue was the strongest muscle in the body. A back tooth was loose and it wouldn't come out, so I went to the dentist. While the dentist was getting ready my tongue played with it and when he came in the tooth fell out.
It's a shame I still had to pay the dentist. What a waste of money!!
A perfect pour of Guinness takes 119.5 seconds to complete from an angle of 45 degrees with a pause and the serving temperature should be 42.8 degrees F.
10 million glasses are poured a day, that's 850 million liters a year with 40% of the worldwide sales coming from Africa.
In 1759 Arthur Guinness signed a 9000 year lease for his brewery at St. James Gate in Dublin City.
The production of Guinness consumes a full 7% of the Irish barley crop.
St. Patrick's Day is March 17th and on September 24th we celebrate Arthur's Day, and well we should... On a side note, Sept. 19th is National Talk Like a Pirate Day...Aaarrrggh, gimme a pint...
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The Scots are the men that made GOD mad, for their battles are happy and their songs are sad...UNK
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, as long as there's whiskey in it...UNK
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough...M. Twain
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