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> > > Tennessee
> > >
> > > The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so
> > > he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
> > > called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
> > > University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you
> > > $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary
> > > thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
> > >
> > > ****************************************************************
> > > *****
> > > Alabama:
> > > A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
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> > > for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
> > > staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?"
> > > the others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple
> > > of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied."You left
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> > > Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "
> > > A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
> > > steal Henry!"
> > >
> > > ****************************************************************
> > > *****
> > > Louisiana:
> > > A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the
> > > world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied
> > > he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana
> > > 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
> > >
> > > ****************************************************************
> > >
> > > Mississippi:
> > > The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said
> > > to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
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> > > parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man
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> > > answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
> > >
> > > ****************************************************************
> > >
> > > Georgia:
> > > A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper
> > > asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
> > >
> > > ****************************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > North Carolina
> > > A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
> > > the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
> > > car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A
> > > passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
> > > turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem
> > > was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But
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> > > what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down
> > > they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I
> > > never did understand it neither."
> > > ********************************************************
> > > And My favorite:
> > >
> > >
> > > You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
> > >
> > > anyone retiring and moving North
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A Short Tour Of The South
