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haynes9	Posted: 06-Oct-2007, 09:18 AM
Celtic Guardian Group: Super Moderator Posts: 11,254 Joined: 05-Jun-2005 Zodiac: Elder Realm: Ganado, Navajo Nation, Arizona	In case you ever get these two environments confused, this should clear things up a bit. In JAIL you spend the majority of your time in a 10�10 cell. At your JOB you get a 6�6 cubicle. In JAIL you get three free meals per day. At your JOB, you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In JAIL you get time off for good behavior. At your JOB you get more your work for good behavior. In JAIL the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At your JOB you have to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself. In JAIL you get to watch TV and play games. At your JOB, you'll get fired for doing that. In JAIL they allow you to see your friends and family. At your JOB, you're not even supposed to speak to them. In JAIL you spend most of your time inside bars wanting to get out. At your JOB, you spend most of your time wanting to be in bars. In JAIL you have to deal with a sadistic, irritated, grumpy and impatient warden. At your JOB, he's called your boss. There is something seriously wrong with this picture. now get back to your JOB! You're not getting paid to read jokes! -------------------- Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV) The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)

Gwynhwyvar	Posted: 06-Oct-2007, 08:28 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 2,185 Joined: 15-Jul-2007 Zodiac: Vine Realm: Smyrna, Georgia	I absolutely love it! I'm going to pass this along. -------------------- "He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, "He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust."" Psalm 91:1-2 "Be what you would seem to be--or, if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." from "Alice in Wonderland"

gaberlunzie	Posted: 07-Oct-2007, 05:12 AM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 6,958 Joined: 31-Aug-2003 Zodiac: Vine	How so true, Mark! I'll pass it along to my boss on Monday ... -------------------- "Now here's my secret", said the fox, "it is very simple. It is only with ones heart that one can see clearly. What is essential is invisible to the eye." ("The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupery) "The soul would have no rainbow, if the eye had no tears." (Native American Proverb)

Rindy	Posted: 07-Oct-2007, 09:41 AM
Braveheart Member Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 128 Joined: 27-Jan-2004 Zodiac: Birch	Thanks for posting that haynes! I agree this is so true.... Slainte

Robert Phoenix	Posted: 07-Oct-2007, 03:03 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Celtic Nation Posts: 2,318 Joined: 19-May-2006 Zodiac: Ivy Realm: Ironwood, MI	Now I know why my youngest is always in trouble. -------------------- Unavoidably Detained by the World "Irishness is not primary a question of birth or blood or language; it is the condition on being involved in the Irish situation, and usually of being mauled by it."-Conor Cruise O'Brien Pour mouth to mouth

Aaediwen	Posted: 07-Oct-2007, 03:30 PM
Celtic Guardian Group: Super Moderator Posts: 3,069 Joined: 09-Oct-2003 Zodiac: Holly Realm: Kentucky	This rather optomistic view of corporate life has been floating around the Internet for years. I'm in one more akin to supermax. I've got more like a 3x3 space, and at least most prisoners are allowed to take the chains off when they're in their cell. I'd get fired for that. -------------------- Poet and seeker of knowledge

Druid_of_Ark	Posted: 08-Dec-2007, 10:13 AM
Chieftain of the Clan Cathcart-USA Group: Order of the Knights Posts: 4,841 Joined: 07-Dec-2007 Zodiac: Alder Realm: Perryville, Arkansas	But on the positive note in jail you do not get paid, on the job you get paid,weakly very weakly. -------------------- Blessed Be, Sir. Raibeart Paris, OGU

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