I liked this one. "The Nudist "
There once was a fellow named Judas who went to a campground for nudists. He walked right on in, just wearing a grin. Turns out it was only for Buddhists.
Here is the link where I found it.
Limericks
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"May those who love us, love us. And those who hate us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping." -Celtic Proverbs
Grateful am I to have a sword in which to defend myself at all times, blessed am I for the days I need not use it.
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