My jonnys have been talking behind my back?
Buggers.Sorry Sham, I'll read this, I promise.
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| Posted by: Shamalama 05-Nov-2004, 02:33 PM |
| It's the first thing put on each day, and it just might give insight into the wearer's personality. But, they're ... unmentionables. Take a deep breath, and prepare to learn what your underwear says about you. Ladies - High-cut briefs: Many people mock high-cut briefs, more commonly known as "granny panties." Still, most women have a pair or two stashed at the back of the top dresser drawer. Women who wear granny panties care about comfort and function over style, which is indicative of the wearer's practical nature, according to Handbag.com. The fashion Web site says those wearing high-cut panties tend to be perfectionists, except when it comes to style. Ave Moynahan, a communications sophomore, who works at Fascinations Sensual Shoppe and Superstore, agreed that women wearing high-cut briefs aren't dressing to impress, at least not underneath. - Boy shorts vs. Thongs: Women seeking to avoid the faux pas of a panty line have two options: thongs or boy shorts (well, some opt for no underwear, but we'll get to that later). Handbag.com says the boy shorts or thong wearer is "a confident go-getter who likes a challenge." These women are looking for sexy, pretty underwear that makes them feel like princesses, even when they are in jeans and a T-shirt. Moynahan says there are differences in mannerisms between thong-wearers and girls who choose boy shorts. "The girls who wear boy shorts seem to be really sweet," she says. She added that these girls want to be cute and feminine, without bearing it all. She says thong-wearers like to show off their curves. These women tend to be outgoing and open to new things. - The need to match: The need to have matching bra and panty sets denotes an anal tendency. Fashion comes first for these ladies, and they are very confident. These women see nothing wrong in pampering themselves and might be classified as spoiled or high-maintenance, says Handbag.com. Gents - Boxers: Boxers are a default setting for most modern men. That doesn't stop these undies from telling secrets. Boxers are about comfort, first and foremost. Boxer boys are generally laidback and not too flashy. Moynahan says boxers show that a guy is light-hearted. - Briefs: Tightie-whities, or briefs in other color variations, have a very specific connotation. Adult men wearing briefs tend to be inhibited and like the restricted nature of this kind of underwear, according to TheSite.org. Monica Martinez, a sales associate at Victoria's Secret, says briefs remind her of a little boy jumping down the stairs in his Superman underoos. She admitted it has taken some time to adjust to her boyfriend's underwear of choice, but after getting past the little-brother connection, she finds him sexy again. Moynahan says she's not quick to judge a man in briefs because she believes some men take comfort in wearing something fitting. - Boxer-briefs: Some men prefer to wear the boxer-briefs to get the best of both worlds. "[Those who wear boxer-briefs] are usually the ones that are good at committing in relationships," Moynahan says. This makes sense if you consider they have compromised on underwear styles. - Thong: "I have learned that men who wear thongs do it because it gets them off," Moynahan said. She explained that these men tend to be extremely outgoing and exhibitionists. Male thong-wearers were voted "Class Clown" their senior year of high school. No underwear There are two views on "going commando." For guys, there is a sense that someone forgot to do laundry and going "sans underwear" was the only option, says TheSite.org. It can also be a sign that the non-wearer is down-to-earth and believes in a natural way of life. For the ladies, a typical double standard applies. Moynahan pointed out that often, women going without underwear are doing so to taunt the men around them. It's also possible that these are Earth-conscious women who don't want to constrict their nether parts. Your underwear doesn't dictate who you are; it's just another way of expressing yourself. Putting on a thong isn't going to make you outgoing, but if you're already wearing one, you probably are. --- Shamalama says, "Boxers for me, boy shorts for her." |
| Posted by: oldraven 05-Nov-2004, 03:40 PM |
| What Your Underwear Says About You My jonnys have been talking behind my back? Buggers.Sorry Sham, I'll read this, I promise. |
| Posted by: dragonboy3611 08-Nov-2004, 03:47 PM |
| Ummm...thanks for the...info? |
| Posted by: Annabelle 08-Nov-2004, 10:38 PM |
| Shama, did you e-mail that article to Michael (Mr. Hanes commercials) he would find it interesting A |
| Posted by: maisky 09-Nov-2004, 12:07 PM |
JaneyMae sent me this story. It's a but risque, so if you are offended by it, don't read it.  > The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to > place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack > ofunderwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" > her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping > money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his > pocket and says," For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy > yourself some underwear." > > Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her > skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed > Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I > can't afford any on the money you give me" He reaches into his pocket > and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20 Go and buy yourself > some underwear!" > > Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt > overher head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder > of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, > "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The > Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o > Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." |
| Posted by: stevenpd 09-Nov-2004, 02:31 PM |
| maisky, I may be diametricaly opposed to your politics, but this is funny in a bawdy way! ROFLMAO!  [QUOTE=maisky,09-Nov-2004, 11:07 AM]JaneyMae sent me this story. It's a but risque, so if you are offended by it, don't read it. QUOTE] |
| Posted by: gtrplr 09-Nov-2004, 03:54 PM |
Maisky, you of all people. Sterotyping people of Scottish descent. Shame on you.  (BTW, I had to stop laughing before I could post this.  ) |
| Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 09-Nov-2004, 10:00 PM |
What's the joke?  |
| Posted by: dragonboy3611 11-Nov-2004, 08:10 AM |
| LOL I LOVED THAT JOKE!!!! |