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This may just be a conspiracy theory but I have heard that some very influencial folk very high up in the Canadian government & military are concerned with sovrienty issues regarding the US; and are in the process of developing top secret "Moosles" or Moose capable or obtaining speeds of up to 500mph that can hit moving targets possibly capable of ranges as far as the Mason/Dixon line where the warm weather tends to adversely affects their performance.
I'm not sure but this may be some photos of the prototype "Moosles" in actions.
The development of these Moose of Mass Destruction or as we in the business like to call them "MMD's" may tip the balance of peace in an already unstable hemisphere. I have it from good sources that Colin Powell is planning to protest the action of the Rogue Canadians at the UN sometime within the next 2 weeks. Aparrently America Intelligence Resources have satellite photographs that clearly show large tracts of land dedicated to the production of Moose on a large scale, well hidden by forrests these "Secret" areas are called by their code name "Wilderness", he is also planning to bring in a sample of "Moose Residue" (enough perhaps make everyone in New York squint their nose and look around for the one who "delt it") in a bottle, this sample is of course US government produced and approved.
In order to ensure the safety of Americans every where Rumsfeld says we may have to preemptively strike Canada if the UN sanctions don't work.
In other news Norway says their Moose development programs are only for Energy purposes and the United States is the Great Satan and then declared jihad.
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"when a person is prepared to die for a cause, and indeed to glory in such a death, it impossible to supress him or the cause it represents." Jawaharlal Nehru
"Only the suppressed word is dangerous." Ludwig Borne
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That was WONDERFUL Mr. dog, sir!!! So, let me get this straight. We are going to invade Norway before or after we invade Scotland? Obviously Canada is first.
In a related development, D. Rummy has announced that the new military draft will include both men and women, and will start with 5th graders.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan
This may just be a conspiracy theory but I have heard that some very influencial folk very high up in the Canadian government & military are concerned with sovrienty issues regarding the US; and are in the process of developing top secret "Moosles" or Moose capable or obtaining speeds of up to 500mph that can hit moving targets possibly capable of ranges as far as the Mason/Dixon line where the warm weather tends to adversely affects their performance.
I'm not sure but this may be some photos of the prototype "Moosles" in actions.
The development of these Moose of Mass Destruction or as we in the business like to call them "MMD's" may tip the balance of peace in an already unstable hemisphere. I have it from good sources that Colin Powell is planning to protest the action of the Rogue Canadians at the UN sometime within the next 2 weeks. Aparrently America Intelligence Resources have satellite photographs that clearly show large tracts of land dedicated to the production of Moose on a large scale, well hidden by forrests these "Secret" areas are called by their code name "Wilderness", he is also planning to bring in a sample of "Moose Residue" (enough perhaps make everyone in New York squint their nose and look around for the one who "delt it") in a bottle, this sample is of course US government produced and approved.
In order to ensure the safety of Americans every where Rumsfeld says we may have to preemptively strike Canada if the UN sanctions don't work.
In other news Norway says their Moose development programs are only for Energy purposes and the United States is the Great Satan and then declared jihad.
Just shows how ruthless are neighbors to the north are. They even use their own people as guinea pigs for their tests. Such horror!!