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| Posted by: haynes9 20-Nov-2006, 11:25 AM |
| Thanks to Dr. Bob Griffin from www.grif.net [Here are some fast-thinking, clever answers. All purported to be true, but you can't believe the Internet . . ] SMART ANSWER #4 It was mealtime during a flight on a major airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." SMART ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." |
| Posted by: Lady of the Loch 20-Nov-2006, 11:45 AM |
| rofl...those were funny and I can imagine people saying some of that stuff hahahaha |
| Posted by: Ceciliastar1 20-Nov-2006, 05:23 PM |
| That's so funny! I love it when people answer questions like that! haha! My favorite is the bridge one! |
| Posted by: Aaediwen 20-Nov-2006, 06:00 PM |
| What's bad is that I've been hearing or saying stuff like this on a regular basis all month. |
| Posted by: sisterknight 21-Nov-2006, 07:48 AM |
| smarty pants!!! |