6, 9 and 13 are my favs hahahahahahahahaha
Redneck Man's pick up lines
>>
>> (1) Did you fart?
>> cuz you blew me away.
>>
>> (2) Are yer parents retarded?
>> cuz ya sure are special.
>>
>> (3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
>> I can't hold it in.
>>
>> (4) Do you have a library card?
>> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>>
>> (5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>> cuz I can see myself in em.
>>
>> (6) If you in I were Squirrels,
>> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
>>
>> (7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
>> light
>> switch away.
>>
>> (8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>> Woman - "WHAT?"
>> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>>
>> (9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>>
>> (10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
>> I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>>
>> (11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>>
>> (12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
>>
>>
>> and.... the best for last!
>>
>> (13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
>> every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
