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Posted: 13-Dec-2004, 12:42 PM
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LONDON (Reuters) - The British aristocracy has long been an exclusive club but now anyone can become a Lord or Lady -- for as little as 30 pounds ($58).
A raft of British Web sites are offering one square foot of the Glencairn Estate in northeast Scotland and, with it, access to the prestigious-sounding title of Lord/Laird and Lady of Glencairn.

Buyagift.co.uk is offering the "fun" title as the "ideal gift for anyone who aspires to greatness" for 29.99 pounds, which includes a deed of ownership, a map of the Glencairn estate and a card which proves their title.

Lastminute.co.uk and thanksdarling.com are also offering shoppers the chance to lord it up as a Glencairn, which is believed to be nothing more than a small plot of croft land with the title invented for it.

One incensed aristocrat is fighting back at what he sees is a scam and is warning potential shoppers that buying the title of Lord, Viscountess, Baron or Earl is meaningless.

The Earl of Bradford, whose own title dates from the 1800s, set up www.faketitles.com, after someone fraudulently passed himself off as Lord Newport, which is his son's title.

"I will put it very simply: You cannot purchase a genuine British title," he warns on the site.


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Posted: 13-Dec-2004, 12:54 PM
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Darn, I wanted to become a Lady. Haha! How funny is that? fake titles...wow.


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Posted: 13-Dec-2004, 02:13 PM
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You mean I can't get a title? unsure.gif Oh well, never thought I would see this happen! Fake titles....what will they think of next? Fake kingships? unsure.gif king.gif


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Posted: 13-Dec-2004, 02:34 PM
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gtrplr, Wielder of the Six-String Claymore, Lord of the Bathroom, Duke of Myfrontyard, would never stoop to using fake titles.


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Posted: 13-Dec-2004, 02:45 PM
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Oh Lord Adam of the Great sir whale dainians!

..........well I better start thinking of a better title than that! How bout Lord Moochie!? tongue.gif


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Posted: 14-Dec-2004, 02:29 AM
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I dont know about being a lord or baron but i would like to be a gaelic knight. i could pull it off too unless i had to speak. whoohoo cant hide the southern in me. guess i could say i was from south ireland or that i was mute(well not say i guess sign it. rolleyes.gif )


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Posted: 14-Dec-2004, 04:44 AM
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Lord Robert, and all I had to do was stay married to my lovely wife for 25 years. Well maybe it was the trip to Medieval Times. biggrin.gif


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Posted: 14-Dec-2004, 06:57 AM
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QUOTE (maisky @ 13-Dec-2004, 01:42 PM)
LONDON (Reuters) - The British aristocracy has long been an exclusive club but now anyone can become a Lord or Lady -- for as little as 30 pounds ($58).

I will gladly send anyone who applies, a signed document conferring title on said applicant for the minimal fee of $25.00 US. Accepting only certified funds. Send applications to:

Royal S.C.A.M. (Send Carolina All Money)
PO Drawer ALL MINE
Ignoble, NC 00000

COMMENTS OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS

Earl--"Gooolllyyy, I'm really a Earl."

Duke--"Arf Arf Arf"




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Posted: 14-Dec-2004, 08:16 AM
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Yeeeeeeehaw!!!! Sign me up, Carolina!


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Posted: 14-Dec-2004, 10:25 AM
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Hehe, and I have a bridge in Northern Idaho for any one who needs one... Wow, what a deal!!! I already have a castle in Germany, why would I want some land in Scotland??


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Posted: 14-Dec-2004, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE (TheCarolinaScotsman @ 14-Dec-2004, 07:57 AM)
QUOTE (maisky @ 13-Dec-2004, 01:42 PM)
LONDON (Reuters) - The British aristocracy has long been an exclusive club but now anyone can become a Lord or Lady -- for as little as 30 pounds ($58).

I will gladly send anyone who applies, a signed document conferring title on said applicant for the minimal fee of $25.00 US. Accepting only certified funds. Send applications to:

Royal S.C.A.M. (Send Carolina All Money)
PO Drawer ALL MINE
Ignoble, NC 00000

COMMENTS OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS

Earl--"Gooolllyyy, I'm really a Earl."

Duke--"Arf Arf Arf"

O'siyo CarolinaScotsman,
~~ Whew lol.gif too much!! Is this 'scam' anything like the one that allotted one to 'adopt a whale' or 'buy a star/have a star named after you'...me? did I fall prey to the whale adoption? lookaround.gif whistling.gif
~~Sty-U red_bandana.gif


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Posted: 15-Dec-2004, 01:51 PM
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Sounds about right. After all, you can become an ordained minister for free on the internet and print your certificate.

http://www.ulc.org/


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Posted: 15-Dec-2004, 03:35 PM
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Damn! A lordship is exactly the perfect gift that I would have wanted for Christmas.


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