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| Posted by: maisky 19-Apr-2005, 05:50 AM |
| > > How to Shower Like a Woman > > > > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to > > lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see > > husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly > > physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, > > etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long > > loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber > > and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make >> sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner > > enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes > > until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body > > wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off > > shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. > > Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of > > a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body > > for zits; tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and > > towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed > > areas. > > > > > > > > How to Shower Like a Man > > > > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a > > pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake > > wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in > > the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in > > the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your > > hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it > > sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and > > surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving hairs stuck on the soap. Wash > > your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. > > Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was > > hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. > > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to > > bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake > > wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. > > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, > > there is something so very wrong with you. > > |
| Posted by: Lil 19-Apr-2005, 12:02 PM |
| LMAO!!!!! Good to see you again, Maisky!!!!! Lil |
| Posted by: dundee 19-Apr-2005, 12:50 PM |
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| Posted by: stevenpd 19-Apr-2005, 01:07 PM |
ROFLMAO! Welcome back! Please stick around! |