May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson If you judge people you have no time to love them. ~Mother Teresa
Heres alittle something I put together. It's the very begginings of the 500 so page post...and were we go...it's amazing!
The kinkajou of the Denver Chamber of Commerce pasted paper to the bulletin board covering up The want add for "Kucinich for President" volunteers . But spam was needed Then, out of nowhere ninjas appeared with their clan warrior friends and Their fearsome, bloodthirsty weapons climbing equipment and swords their Umbrellas and Lace And a partridge in A pear tree. The Ninja's danced the macerana as they smashed grapes long into the night falling against each other in drunken stupors while stuffin their faces with The band played on the table as Sun ...worshippers worked on their... plan to conquer the Seventh Day Adventists and Surfers in the southern seas, but then Tam'oshanta decided to buy the goat for the open hunting season, thinking that his brother Angus would trade it in for a '69 Dodge Challenger However, the goat ate Tam'oshanta (the head ninja)'s Bagpipes, causing the wind to hiss through the bag, making a loud Phut. before exploding, causing the goat to haul The twisted remains of the bagpipes far far into the middle of the ninjas' dance party. The ninjas tripped on the ruins. "Oi! My While at the same twenty women named, Helen flailed their arms wildly desperately searching for their name tag that they lost at the rave. Angus walked in and Presented his mystical blade steel folded over 200 blankets out back of the horse's rump. What happend to the Ninja's, squealed the pig when it saw the boy pull out his sword. The sword was not as long as he had remembered it. Maybe a sword gremlin ate the tip. Gremlins love to do that when swordsmen don't pay attention.
(This is Just to Page 7...It's amazing were it goes!)