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Briana1970 Posted on: 27-Jun-2009, 01:35 PM

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Night in Day
by Joseph Stroud


The night never wants to end, to give itself over
to light. So it traps itself in things: obsidian, crows.
Even on summer solstice, the day of light's great
triumph, where fields of sunflowers guzzle in the sun--
we break open the watermelon and spit out
black seeds, bits of night glistening on the grass.
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Briana1970 Posted on: 25-Jun-2009, 08:58 AM

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Comebacks for Pickup Lines


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I've used some of these before thumbs_up.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif You should see the look on their face laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Briana1970 Posted on: 25-Jun-2009, 08:53 AM

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oops.gif That would be seven points..... laugh.gif
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Briana1970 Posted on: 25-Jun-2009, 08:52 AM

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How to ask a Man to do Something:

Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes.

6. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

7. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
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Briana1970 Posted on: 21-Jun-2009, 07:31 PM

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To all the Dads out there, have a Happy Father's Day king.gif thumbs_up.gif
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Briana1970 Posted on: 14-Jun-2009, 10:27 AM

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Tally
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Briana1970 Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:45 AM

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Home - Paul Brandt
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Briana1970 Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:42 AM

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Lottery
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Briana1970 Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:39 AM

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Snores
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Briana1970 Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:38 AM

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Ice Coffee

Pot Pourri or Incense
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Briana1970 Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:36 AM

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Hand over
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Briana1970 Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:35 AM

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False

You are going boating this weekend.
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Briana1970 Posted on: 13-Jun-2009, 11:34 AM

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Perimeter
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Briana1970 Posted on: 10-May-2009, 11:14 PM

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Thank you all for your warm welcome.
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Briana1970 Posted on: 05-May-2009, 05:57 PM

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Hello, my name is Briana. I stumbled onto this site not too long ago and decided this could be a very interesting place to be. I also luv celtic music and have ventured into the medieval kingdom. I am not a "gamer" so this is new to me and I see there is a Forum to help me along.
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