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shuggieduggie 
Posted: 19-Aug-2007, 08:18 AM
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
Of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
And get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
Bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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Posted: 19-Aug-2007, 09:18 AM
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Posted: 19-Aug-2007, 03:44 PM
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Nice! I'm currently raising a four month old Cocker spaniel and am experiencing much of the this posting!
However, dogs have owners but cats have staff!!


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Posted: 20-Aug-2007, 09:44 AM
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.

You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

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Posted: 20-Aug-2007, 01:17 PM
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Posted: 20-Aug-2007, 06:13 PM
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QUOTE (shuggieduggie @ 19-Aug-2007, 09:18 AM)

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous



Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras


In other words dogs loves you unconditionally. love.gif


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Posted: 21-Aug-2007, 01:07 PM
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As with all dogs let them know that you are the Pack Leader. cool.gif
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Posted: 21-Aug-2007, 03:13 PM
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Wonderful post, Shuggieduggie, thank you for sharing.


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Posted: 21-Aug-2007, 09:50 PM
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A dog will also eat things we wouldn't step in and THEN want to kiss you!!!!!!! tongue.gif

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Posted: 21-Aug-2007, 09:59 PM
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What a wonderful thread shuggieduggie! I really enjoyed reading these.. I love dogs.... thumbs_up.gif

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Posted: 22-Aug-2007, 08:53 AM
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Very cool post! Reminds me of the difference between dogs and cats:

Dogs on Humans: "These beings! They feed me, brush me, pet me, indulge me - They must be gods!!"

Cats on Humans: "These beings! They feed me, brush me, pet me, indulge me - I must be a god!!"

Our dog and cats embody this, believe me! wink.gif


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Posted: 23-Aug-2007, 03:18 PM
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i really love posts like that, this is probably my all time favourite.

How to give a cat a pill?

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to
take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood
from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the damn cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie the little *******'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.


How To Give A Dog A Pill...

1) Wrap it in bacon
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Posted: 23-Aug-2007, 06:03 PM
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Posted: 23-Aug-2007, 10:21 PM
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Why in the world would ANYONE give a cat a pill??????????????


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Posted: 24-Aug-2007, 09:39 AM
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Will have to remember that if I ever need to give Spike a pill. LOL
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