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Posted by: VikingPrince 08-Jul-2010, 08:37 PM
Clan DARK,

If their is any honor amongst you, you would be best to keep your Lord Englishmix chained as a dog that he is. To allow him to roam free invites humiliation and dishonor to your clan.

The following is his plea for mercy upon learning that I am marching upon him. The genesis for this attack is his wanton lack of honor. Every time he opens his mouth, he firmly plants his foot into it. He does this often so I must assume that he likes the taste.

VikingPrince

My dear Lord Englishmix,

Were you fair and wise when you attacked our Lady Rebeccann, not once but three times?

27-Jun-2010 10:34pm
We were attacked by an army from the kingdom 1:8:3. Your forces have managed to erect fortifications. The enemy forces were led by "Duke Howarth".

01-Jul-2010 10:34pm
We were attacked by an army from the kingdom 1:8:3. The enemy forces were led by "Duke Howarth".

06-Jul-2010 07:13am
We were attacked by an army from the kingdom 1:8:3. Your forces have managed to erect fortifications. The enemy forces were led by "Duke Migillimigally".

Where is your honor for those that did not attack and had a lower ranking score than yourself? Your whining is deafening. I have no time nor any inclination to grant those that beg for mercy to grant it when they have shown their true intentions through their actions.

Do not darken my doorstep again with your pitiful pleas for mercy when you cannot grant it yourself. I ask for no quarter and none is given. You laid the gauntlet down, I picked it up and I will spank you again as I did before.

VikingPrince

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From: englishmix (1:8:3)
Received: 08-Jul-2010 09:03pm
Subject: Hey there


If you are fair & wise, my lord, you would recall your marching troops, as I recently did.

Posted by: McRoach 10-Jul-2010, 04:38 PM
laugh.gif For real??!?!??!?!?

You a former MacIn actually have the nerve to question the honor of an attack on a lower ranked player?

Any player with an Argyle banner on their kingdom is a fair target for clan DARK as far as I am concerned.

As for lord englishmix's posts and taunts, unless he personally insults someone from MK in real life and not just for game play, deal with it.

Posted by: englishmix 10-Jul-2010, 09:09 PM
Dear esteemed VikingPrince of Orkney - or shall one say, Lord Piob's reflection, black Macbeth:

We kindly petition our most sincere concern that ye men had to put their dentures back in after your threefold assault against our kingdom in most recent memory...

We thank thee for your post, presenting us with the fine opportunity to explain in most diadactic manner how that the members of Defending Armies of Royal Kingdoms [DARK] is an alliance of free lads and lasses. That may be quite different from other clans, where ye may witness their members being shackelled like jackals by the throat or beat about like mules.

Now, Duke Migillimigally is among the finest of gentlemen with the lasses. It is true that Duke Howarth is a wee bit stiff, but we are working on him such that he may learn to joke about better as he carries out his duties.

Tis a shame you do not want our quarter - for it is your kingdoms worth. Ye ought to try building a farm or two, like most reasonable folk. Well, you will have to settle for a nickel then.

The humble Laird Englishmix of Kilkerran
Scotland's most verbous sematicious practionier

Posted by: englishmix 11-Jul-2010, 04:03 PM
I see your men kept their teeth in on this latest attack.

Posted by: piobmhorpiper 12-Jul-2010, 05:42 PM
Clan DARK, there are no shackles or muzzles on any of my clansmen and our clan business is just that, our business. You can whine and moan all you want but the only attacks sent against you is when you threaten my crown. Lord Englishmix likes to taunt and then pout and we take him for what he is. Even after the reset not much has changed, those that know what they are doing are on top and those that don't are whining from below.

King Piobmhorpiper
Argyle Clan Chieftain

Posted by: englishmix 12-Jul-2010, 06:20 PM
Arrr... grrrr....

Looks like you have slipped from your throne a little. Rank #2. That Carolinedude of your clan is like a drunken sailor, one moment at Rank #17 and next at Rank # 1, and so on. No offense, of course, to good single malt whiskey.

Posted by: olorin 14-Jul-2010, 12:36 AM
Aye, he make take on the appearance of a drunken sailor, but rest assured there was method to that madness wink.gif

Posted by: olorin 14-Jul-2010, 01:06 AM
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those that know what they are doing are on top and those that don't are whining from below.


Appears the good piper is trying to stir up the shite again. The smell does not bother me sir; as you said, we are to far below you to smell it. fartnew.gif

Perhaps you should trying blowing some of that smoke out of yer arse instead of yer pipes eh? thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: englishmix 14-Jul-2010, 06:08 PM
The Carolina king doesn't have any workers which he could employ and unemploy in mass to affect his score. And resources don't count to score, right? One can't disassemble guard towers or give away troops to a clansman. So how can one effect the wide swings in score (staying an honest player) - unless he's getting wooped and immediately has massive resources to rebuild.

Are you getting wooped again and again, King Carolina?

Posted by: olorin 15-Jul-2010, 03:36 AM
You are correct my friend, they cannot move troops in the manner that you speak of, but there are other ways to achieve this if you think a bit harder gunsmilie.gif

Posted by: englishmix 15-Jul-2010, 05:25 AM
thinking, thinking, .... dang this is hard wink.gif ... thinking, thinking...

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