Ask The Peckery

Dear Kassia

You should bakini wax the older son and send him down to work the boulevard down north of Disneyland. That way your husband can drop him off aand pick him up on his way to work.
The younger one you should just slap around and say things like "I brought you into this world and I can sure as hell take you out." Children respond well to this kind off love.

Peckery

PS Has my Godson returned home on leave yet??? Say Hi! his Uncle Greg

My Lord,

Thank you for your kind words. I am just a fun loving Peckery that is often misunderstood. I don't remember giving out any GOOD advice though. Where did I slip up??? Drive down to Indy next week. We have a local show for a change. You can stay at Casa Peckery if you are not allergic to dogs or cats!!! So what's it like with a key to the MODS washroom.

Dear Kasia

Almost forgot. Monkey hair brushes??? Baby seal is much better.

My Lord,

Thank you for your kind words. I am just a fun loving Peckery that is often misunderstood. I don't remember giving out any GOOD advice though. Where did I slip up??? Drive down to Indy next week. We have a local show for a change. You can stay at Casa Peckery if you are not allergic to dogs or cats!!! So what's it like with a key to the MODS washroom.

Thanks for the kind offer, but I wax wonderous broke, being unemployed for the next week or 2. This just comes with the territory as a contract engineer. Otherwise, I would LOVE to come hear you folks play again.

Key to the Mods restroom? My position is entirely honorary, requiring me to use the bushes out back like everybody else.

Dear Kassia

You should bakini wax the older son and send him down to work the boulevard down north of Disneyland. That way your husband can drop him off aand pick him up on his way to work.
The younger one you should just slap around and say things like "I brought you into this world and I can sure as hell take you out." Children respond well to this kind off love.

Peckery

PS Has my Godson returned home on leave yet??? Say Hi! his Uncle Greg

Yes he has landed, looking very dapper in one of the shirts that you got for him. I was just going to compliment him on his taste, when he disclosed where he had gotten them

all brothers in an uproar. I think that they are all 5 years old again ,, except all at the same time.
any suggestions from the great one??
Kassia

Dear Kassia

You should bakini wax the older son and send him down to work the boulevard down north of Disneyland. That way your husband can drop him off aand pick him up on his way to work.
The younger one you should just slap around and say things like "I brought you into this world and I can sure as hell take you out." Children respond well to this kind off love.

Peckery

PS Has my Godson returned home on leave yet??? Say Hi! his Uncle Greg

Yes he has landed, looking very dapper in one of the shirts that you got for him. I was just going to compliment him on his taste, when he disclosed where he had gotten them

all brothers in an uproar. I think that they are all 5 years old again ,, except all at the same time.
any suggestions from the great one??
Kassia

Dear Kassia

Tell the twitbirds to be nice to their older brother. He is going to Korea to protect the world from Kim Jong Puffyhair, after all. Bought him some nice clothes when he visited. Hard finding stylish clothes in XXXL on a military salary.

Dear Peckery:


I was checking out this hotel on Mackinac Island, Mich. and it bills itself to have the worlds largest veranda. Can you tell me how many gallons of paint are need to paint this place?


http://www.grandhotel.com/default.html


Thanks, A.S.E. (or sometimes referred to as A.S.S.)

Dear Peckery,

Do you have a heart?

Curious

Dear ASE

I need the following information to answer your question.

Are we painting entire exterior and interior?
Number of rooms?
Same as existing color?
Spray or brush and roller?
Number of coats? (Prime plus two or three top coats)
Level of sheen?
Rain fall average (for exterior)
Yearly temp range?

Thanks

Peckery

Dear Curious

I used to have a heart. Now I'm just in it for the money and the chicks.

Are we painting entire exterior and interior? Just the exterior.

Number of rooms? 385 guest rooms with no two decorated the same.

Same as existing color? Yes!

Spray or brush and roller? Only an idiot not looking to make a profit would use a brush and roller.

Number of coats? (Prime plus two or three top coats) Primer plus two coats.

Level of sheen? Satin and Semi-gloss for trim.

Rain fall average (for exterior)
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year
mm 27.4 49.4 51.1 50.5 147.1 66.5 67.4 64.9 159.3 109.0 72.3 64.9 930.6
inches 1.1 1.9 2.0 2.0 5.8 2.6 2.7 2.6 6.3 4.3 2.8 2.6 36.6

Yearly temp range?
CLIMATE
Average Temperatures
Summer High 75 Low 48
Winter High 26 Low 9

This post has been edited by A Shrule Egan on 03-Jul-2004, 09:11 PM

Dear ASE

When I said sprayer or brush or roller, maybe I should of said restoration quality (brush and roller) or maintenance paint job via sprayer.
The roller and brush job would bid higher reflecting the man hours and amount of paint needed. Spraying only needs one half of the paint of a restoration paint job, but only lasts a third as long.
To spray exterior would take 325 gal of primer @ 200 sf coverage and 325 gal finish coat@ 400sf gallon (two coats) 30 gallons of semi gloss for trim for a total of 680.
This is assuming you want a regular latex base and not an elostomeric. If you want elastomeric finish, multiply finish coat gallons needed by eight.

Peckery

GEEE Peckery REALLY IS an expert on stuff. What exactly is in that sock puppet head to make him so smart?

nothing too special; but the Wizard gave him a Diploma just before the Winged Monkeys dropped him on his head.....

(The Wizard pops in) Hmm? Diploma? When did I... OH! Wrong Wizard! Sorry! (The Wizard pops back out again! )