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| Celtic Radio Community > The Jester's Court > Man Steals And Wrecks Five Cars In Under An Hour |
| Posted by: Shamalama 01-Jun-2004, 07:28 AM |
| Man allegedly steals, wrecks five cars Published: May 31, 2004 By Ernestine Bousquet Perhaps the only thing that stopped a Bend man from stealing his sixth car in a little more than an hour Sunday morning was that there were no keys in the ignition. According to police, Matthew Paul Forster, 25, managed to steal and wreck five cars Sunday between downtown Bend and an area near Tumalo. He allegedly started off the spree by stealing and crashing a patrol car from the Bend Police Department, according to the Deschutes County Sheriff's Office. The charges he may face are: ? Five counts of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle; ? One count of attempted unauthorized use of a vehicle; ? Two counts of first-degree theft; ? One count of possession of a weapon by a felon; ? One count of resisting arrest; ? Five counts of driving under the influence of intoxicants; ? Three counts of reckless driving; ? Three counts of hit and run property damage; ? Five counts of second-degree criminal mischief; ? Two counts of interfering with a police animal; ? And six counts of unlawful entry into a vehicle. Full story at: http://www.bendbulletin.com/news/story.cfm?story_no=13601 |
| Posted by: Eamon 01-Jun-2004, 08:39 AM |
| See? If you keep working at it, you will eventually find something you enjoy doing. Find out what you like to do, and by damn, go out and do it! I hope this moron isn't planning to work as a valet parker! Eamon |
| Posted by: Aragorn 01-Jun-2004, 11:05 AM |
| This should be under something like: "What were they thinking!?!?!" I mean what kind of idiot would do this? was it for fun? I guess he really enjoyed what he was doing. |
| Posted by: faolin 01-Jun-2004, 06:06 PM |
Hehehehe  Some one has been playing far to much grand theft auto, and is beginning to lose their grip on reality... |
| Posted by: Eamon 01-Jun-2004, 06:16 PM | ||
Yeah, when the cops finally arrested him, he probably asked them what his high score was! Eamon |
| Posted by: Aaediwen 01-Jun-2004, 07:18 PM |
| did he try and beat the tar out of them first? |
| Posted by: MDF3530 01-Jun-2004, 07:28 PM | ||
I also heard he sounds just like Ray Liotta . |
| Posted by: Annabelle 01-Jun-2004, 08:44 PM |
| Actually he comes from Allatooka, Alabama and was last years Demolition Derby winner! Got a problem with his talents? |
| Posted by: peckery 04-Jun-2004, 04:57 PM |
I hope he didn't get hurt, poor fellow!  |