The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
SSSHHHAARRRRKKKKK!
Watch out for that trUUUUCK!
The ice is safe.
It's so tame I can put my head in its mouth.
Hey, man, gimme a match. I can't see but I think my gas tank's empty.
Hell's Angels ? Then why are you all dressed like one of the Village People ?
Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
Dad, why the apple on my head ?
Anyone knows some more?
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"Now here's my secret", said the fox, "it is very simple. It is only with ones heart that one can see clearly. What is essential is invisible to the eye."
("The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
"The soul would have no rainbow, if the eye had no tears." (Native American Proverb)
I am reminded of a joke my uncle told me way back during the beatnik era.
A man was driving down the road when he saw a fellow hitch hiking. By his clothes and facial hair it was obvious he was a beatnik. The man stopped and picked him up. As they were driving done the road they came to an intersection and stopped. The driver looked to his left and asked the beatnik if anything was coming from the other direction. The beatnik said, "Nothing but a big dog, man." As the man stared across the intersection, his car was crushed by a bus. When he woke up in the hospital, he was in the same room as the beatnik. "I thought you said there was nothing but a big dog!" "Yeah man, a Greyhound."
"Irishness is not primary a question of birth or blood or language; it is the condition on being involved in the Irish situation, and usually of being mauled by it."-Conor Cruise O'Brien