¿Por que tengo problemas con las muchachas? Yo concozco muchas muchachas y cada vez nos salgamos para una cita, hay problemas. Al final de la cita las chicas siempre pide plata, como 20 dolares ó mas. ¿Por que? ¿Ellas no saben que yo gastó bastante dinero para las chicharones y las comidas y tambien el cuarto que alquiló por la hora?
Have discovered that Peckery spelled backward is really yrekceP. Also heard that your stuffing is merely in-grown belly button lint. Will either of these two shocking revelations impede your run for dog catcher?
Dan Would Rather but Goerge Will
By the way, does the belly button lint thing make you an expert on navel warfare? Then why did you call B-4? It was a complete miss.
Have discovered that Peckery spelled backward is really yrekceP. Also heard that your stuffing is merely in-grown belly button lint. Will either of these two shocking revelations impede your run for dog catcher?
Dan Would Rather but Goerge Will
By the way, does the belly button lint thing make you an expert on navel warfare? Then why did you call B-4? It was a complete miss.
Dear Scotty
Really? NO. NO. Yes. You might get my battleship, but I'll sink your whole navy!
1. Boxers or tightie whities? 2. Where are my car keys? 3. What color is the sky in your world?
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Mike F.
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
I'm a 5'6" 38, 24, 38 sockmonkey who's looking for single white male sockmonkey who is athletic, very hairy and grows his own banana's. Can you give me your brother's name and phone number?
When is may favorite musical group featuring Arminta and the World's Greatest Drummer going to do a gig in Chicago so I can come mooch another beer......er.....come hear them perform?
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan
A Holiday Inn, IHOP, Motel 6, Shoelace museum, Waffle House, Dunkin Donut or 2, Bubba's house of bondage, Joe Green shrine, terry Bradshaw Think Tank, and a few gas stations with the Subway attached with the week old cuts of meat.
1. Boxers or tightie whities? 2. Where are my car keys? 3. What color is the sky in your world?
Dear Mike
I prefer the eastern martial arts over boxing. I studied Jeet Kune Do for ten years. If whitie is uptight, the best advice I can give is relax. Your car keys are in the last place you left them. Go look! The sky has no color. What you are see are refracted wave lenghts. Blue is the shortest and is visible before any other color. That is why the sky is blue. So in answer to your question, I would have to say orange.
Only the Adult Movie industry has expressed intrest in my story at this point. At one time however, Chuck Norris did express intrest in a banana. World's greatest drummer would have to go to Buddy Rich. Hon. mention, Neil of Rush, Moonie, Gonzo, MDF3530, TSARG, and Animal of the Electric Mayhem.
I'm a 5'6" 38, 24, 38 sockmonkey who's looking for single white male sockmonkey who is athletic, very hairy and grows his own banana's. Can you give me your brother's name and phone number?
forever in your debt!
Sockannashoes
Charles, Prince of Whales. He's in the phone book.
Peckery
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