Sing For Your Beer, One line at a time only

[Eimhir]

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake

[Vixie]

Wasn't it the truth I told you, lots of fun at Finnegan's wake!

[Eimhir]

One morning Tim got rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake

[Eimhir]

Fell from a ladder and he broke his skull, and they carried him home his corpse to wake

[Eimhir]

I'm going to finish this song up, and we can move on to a new one!

Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, and laid him out upon the bed
A bottle of whiskey at his feet and a barrel of porter at his head

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

His friends assembled at the wake, and Mrs Finnegan called for lunch
First she brought in tay and cake, then pipes, tobacco and whiskey punch
Biddy O'Brien began to cry, "Such a nice clean corpse, did you ever see,
Tim avourneen, why did you die?", "Will ye hould your gob?" said Paddy McGee

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job, "Biddy" says she "you're wrong, I'm sure"
Biddy gave her a belt in the gob and left her sprawling on the floor
Then the war did soon engage, t'was woman to woman and man to man
Shillelagh law was all the rage and a row and a ruction soon began

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

Mickey Maloney ducked his head when a bucket of whiskey flew at him
It missed, and falling on the bed, the liquor scattered over Tim
Bedad he revives, see how he rises, Timothy rising from the bed
Saying "Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?"

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

[rosiedosie90]

"As I came home on a Monday night as drunk as drunk could be...."

[jmparrish]

"I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be..."

[togo]

Well I called me wife and I said to her
Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door

[gaberlunzie]

♫ Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see ...♫

[togo]

"That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before...."

[gaberlunzie]

♫ And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be...♫

[TheDandelionPiper]

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see.
That's a lovely blanket that my mother sent to me.