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Posted by: Macfive 07-Jun-2006, 08:07 PM
test

Posted by: stevenpd 07-Jun-2006, 09:44 PM
Bueller . . . .




Bueller . . .



Ferris Bueller?

Posted by: Dogshirt 07-Jun-2006, 10:07 PM
He's sick. wink.gif


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Posted by: stevenpd 07-Jun-2006, 10:09 PM
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Posted by: Shadows 08-Jun-2006, 03:29 PM
TEST!?! No one told me there was going to be a test...

Dogshirt ate my book....

I did not study...

Can I take a makeup?

LOL!

Posted by: dundee 08-Jun-2006, 03:43 PM
did i pass?

Posted by: marti64 08-Jun-2006, 05:08 PM
test? On what???? What did I miss??? Was I sleeping in class again?
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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 08-Jun-2006, 05:19 PM
True
No false
No True
No, I'll go with False
unless it's "C"

Posted by: Aaediwen 08-Jun-2006, 05:40 PM
it's 'C' ! The answer is always 'C'!

Posted by: stevenpd 08-Jun-2006, 06:15 PM
How can the answer be "C" for a true/false test? Man, I'm tired . . . .

Posted by: Aaediwen 08-Jun-2006, 06:31 PM
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 08-Jun-2006, 07:15 PM)
How can the answer be "C" for a true/false test?  Man, I'm tired . . . .

using Boolian logic smile.gif

False can also be represented as zero 'C' is represented as 67. Since C then is not zero, it is not false. So the answer of C on a True/False test would be manifest as True.

Also, if you want to take it outside of the programming concepts, then False is the absence of something. If that something is not defined, then it would be the absence of any value. Since 'C' then is a value, it would be true. Again, on a true/false test, C is represented as True.

Posted by: marti64 08-Jun-2006, 06:40 PM
When in doubt, pick c....it is always the right one.....then there is always maybe??!!! all of the above?!!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Aaediwen 08-Jun-2006, 06:48 PM
It's definately not none of the above, since that would be false on all counts, and according to the logic above, false would not equal C. Therefore none of the above would not be C. However, maybe, and certainly all of the above, could be valid answers. Except that they are not exactly C. Since they are not equal to C, they would be incorrect.

Posted by: Dogshirt 08-Jun-2006, 06:51 PM
Wait a minute!v There aren't little bottles involved are there? NO WAY!!!!!


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Posted by: marti64 08-Jun-2006, 07:01 PM
Ok, I'm lost!!!! I gotta go back to sleep!!! Aaediwen, I flunked Logic Class....you completely lost me!!!!!

I will stick with MAYBE!!!!

Marti blink.gif wacko.gif bored.gif eek.gif jawdrop.gif stupid.gif

Posted by: Aaediwen 08-Jun-2006, 07:06 PM
Ok, we know Marti is not Vulcan! smile.gif

However, I'm a little lost on the little bottles. I will admit that I try to stay sober when programming, so at least no 12 oz bottles. Until after the logic is done.

Posted by: Dogshirt 08-Jun-2006, 07:10 PM
Urinalisis??? ohmy.gif


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Posted by: marti64 08-Jun-2006, 07:34 PM
I need another!!!!!!!!!!! beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif

marti

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 08-Jun-2006, 07:54 PM
See, the answer is "c" as in, "C, the answer is 1847AD." Or was it Napolean, I forget now.

Posted by: stevenpd 08-Jun-2006, 10:32 PM
QUOTE (Aaediwen @ 08-Jun-2006, 05:48 PM)
It's definately not none of the above, since that would be false on all counts, and according to the logic above, false would not equal C. Therefore none of the above would not be C. However, maybe, and certainly all of the above, could be valid answers. Except that they are not exactly C. Since they are not equal to C, they would be incorrect.

Now we're getting somewhere! But I do think it would be shorter if we had made that left turn back there. According to this map the time is 23:30 UT. Of course, that would be totally dependent upon whether Aristotle or Socrates believed in the Blue Gin Genie.

Does that answer the question with sufficient clarity or do I have to drink some more?

Posted by: Dogshirt 08-Jun-2006, 10:36 PM
Let's drink, there's no blood in my alcohol system!hic


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Posted by: stevenpd 08-Jun-2006, 10:46 PM
note.gif note.gif England is prima and proper,
Scotland's depraved . . ."

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Posted by: dundee 09-Jun-2006, 08:40 AM
Aaediwen you need to heatsink your brain i think you are overheating....

i still need to know ....


DID I PASS!!!!!

Posted by: Madadh 09-Jun-2006, 09:38 AM
The last time I went for a Urinalysis test I told them that I had been studying for several days.











My wife is pissed because I have been filling all of her vases. evil.gif fart.gif

Posted by: Senara 09-Jun-2006, 10:21 AM
I never did well with multiple choice or t/f tests...my best scores came on the essay exams. I think my teachers loved the creative way to the conclusions I came up with.

Posted by: j Padraig moore 09-Jun-2006, 10:53 AM
Has anyone ever had one of the those dreams where you show for a test and you are naked?














Don't look at me, I may be naked!! eek.gif

Posted by: Aaediwen 09-Jun-2006, 05:32 PM
Granted I did not administer this perticular test, but my best guess would be that anyone who posted has passed. Since the value of any of those posts would be True in a boolian expression. Which it has been shown that since C == True, then anything that == True, also == C. Since the answer is always C, anyone who answers True or C has passed wink.gif

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 09-Jun-2006, 06:47 PM
QUOTE (Aaediwen @ 09-Jun-2006, 07:32 PM)
Granted I did not administer this perticular test, but my best guess would be that anyone who posted has passed. Since the value of any of those posts would be True in a boolian expression. Which it has been shown that since C == True, then anything that == True, also == C. Since the answer is always C, anyone who answers True or C has passed wink.gif

Si.

Posted by: marti64 09-Jun-2006, 07:03 PM
i need another beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 09-Jun-2006, 07:11 PM
I see! wink.gif


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Posted by: marti64 11-Jun-2006, 08:50 PM
Did anyone figure out what the test was for in the first place? rolleyes.gif unsure.gif dots.gif eek.gif

Posted by: Dreamer1 11-Jun-2006, 09:04 PM
42

(but I think the mice forgot.... rolleyes.gif whistling.gif biggrin.gif )

Posted by: Robert the Bruce 12-Jun-2006, 04:01 AM
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Posted by: ontrose1969 12-Jun-2006, 06:40 AM
I hate tests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My answer is the same as Carolina's though....

Si!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 05-Jul-2006, 10:00 AM
tests!!!!tell me i'm dreaming....quick pinch me!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 05-Jul-2006, 10:20 AM
Cna I choose D all the above or maybe E none lf the aboveOh heck I give up!! unsure.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Senara 05-Jul-2006, 10:41 AM
{evil laugh}

and you thought the test was going to be that easy......


You have one hour to answer the following essay question: Why do most American's give back their vacation time (not take vacation time off) and why is it that other first world country businesses allow their employees more time off than American companies?

This is a closed book, open note test. You have one hour to complete it. Completeness of answer and grammar/spelling will account for your grade.




Oh how I loved those kinds of tests....heh

Posted by: sisterknight 05-Jul-2006, 10:56 AM
easy answer........because americans don't know how to really relax......i mean how can you truely???canadians/montrealers can relax at a drop of a hat especially if wine is involved (une petite cinq á sept!hehehe), beer for the country set and mixed drinks/champagne for the hoy-fa-loy!!! so did i pass?

Posted by: Rindy 05-Jul-2006, 11:04 AM
lol I LOVE tests.....I love to be challenged.......

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Posted by: Senara 05-Jul-2006, 11:30 AM
QUOTE (sisterknight @ 05-Jul-2006, 11:56 AM)
easy answer........because americans don't know how to really relax......i mean how can you truely???canadians/montrealers can relax at a drop of a hat especially if wine is involved (une petite cinq á sept!hehehe), beer for the country set and mixed drinks/champagne for the hoy-fa-loy!!! so did i pass?

D-
Not enough detail in the reasons behind doing so. No examples of why it's not possible, and too many elipses indicating improper grammar. Better luck next time.

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at least that's how my college profs would have graded it. My high school teachers wouldn't have even accepted that as an answer and just flunked me without reading.

Posted by: sisterknight 05-Jul-2006, 11:38 AM
elipses????? hey everything is spelled correctly........my franglais must count for something. was the answer incorrect?do americans know how to relax?i mean wars, your president, 9/11,etc must give you some pauses in the thought process. you teachers are all the same, urg!!!mine used to tell me to stop at 100 words!

Posted by: Senara 05-Jul-2006, 11:49 AM
don't worry too much...it's not like the test really matters anyway. Besides if you're that hung up on a grade you could always do the extra credit work to bring it up.

Posted by: sisterknight 05-Jul-2006, 11:50 AM
ooooo i'm slavering already!!!nothing like summer school tongue.gif hehehe

Posted by: stoirmeil 05-Jul-2006, 12:05 PM
What was that old test for a systems analyst? There were many parts, but two of them had to do with assembling an AK47 which is completely in pieces (a tiger will be let into the room in 90 seconds), and remove your own appendix using a razor blade, cotton balls, salad tongs and a bottle of peroxide (do not close wound until the work has been inspected). The extra credit essay had something to do with restructuring the UN to retain the decisional balance while removing all future potential of veto or abstention lockups.

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 05-Jul-2006, 01:48 PM
Psssst! Somebody just told me---this is a drug test! unsure.gif Can I borrow some pee? Pay you back later. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 06-Jul-2006, 06:58 AM
pay me back!??ewwww, me thinks not!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-Jul-2006, 01:07 PM
drugs? drugs someone say drugs I only pass it along don't even inhale. It was the popeyseed roll rally! Hope it's anopen book test

Posted by: stoirmeil 06-Jul-2006, 01:30 PM
You WISH it was a drug test. Actually, they're after a swab of your DNA . . . there's a wee bairnie wha's heerd he's got a dad somewheers aboot . . . naughty.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-Jul-2006, 02:36 PM
so that's what the blue ribbon was for. biggrin.gif unsure.gif did I pass the test yet?

Posted by: stoirmeil 06-Jul-2006, 02:38 PM
QUOTE (crazykiltedcelt @ 06-Jul-2006, 03:36 PM)
so that's what the blue ribbon was for.  biggrin.gif  unsure.gif  did I pass the test yet?

"Eh, laddie, Ah dinnae ken whaur ye've been or wha' ye've dane, but ye've tuk Fairst Prize!"

You passed. The bairnie holds his pint as weel as ye do yersel'.. smile.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 06-Jul-2006, 02:41 PM
but I was niot ready of r this test can I get a do over?

Posted by: Dogshirt 06-Jul-2006, 03:42 PM
I'd like my drugs tested! I work too hard to spend my money on oregano! wink.gif


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Posted by: marti64 06-Jul-2006, 07:35 PM
Ok, where did this thread go? EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW?!?!?!?!?!?!??

Posted by: stoirmeil 06-Jul-2006, 07:46 PM
QUOTE (marti64 @ 06-Jul-2006, 08:35 PM)
Ok, where did this thread go? EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW?!?!?!?!?!?!??

Havers, lassie, when ye've been put tae the TEST, ye maun stay the course, as they michty and powerfu' heids o' state gan blatherin' on aboot.

Posted by: marti64 07-Jul-2006, 08:55 PM
I can't pass the test.....my pencil broke!!!!
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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 08-Jul-2006, 05:14 AM
It was supposed to be a test of will, but Will stayed home today.

Posted by: Dogshirt 08-Jul-2006, 07:09 AM
I was told I could FIRE at Will!


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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 08-Jul-2006, 05:05 PM
QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 08-Jul-2006, 09:09 AM)
I was told I could FIRE at Will!


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Ahhh, a test of marksmanship.

Posted by: marti64 08-Jul-2006, 06:30 PM
Can I use darts? Or should I use Bowling balls? My aim is no good with either!!!!

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 08-Jul-2006, 06:41 PM
They say that if you can hit the middle of the pond with a set of bagpipes that you have perfect pitch.

Posted by: marti64 08-Jul-2006, 06:45 PM
I don't have a set of bagpipes, and my pitch leaves something to be desired!!!! How am I going to hit the middle of the pond, if I can't hit the middle of the board?(or the headpin for that matter!!)

Posted by: Rindy 08-Jul-2006, 06:50 PM
Who would of thought a thread named test would be so popular & fun.....

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Posted by: marti64 08-Jul-2006, 06:53 PM
Hey Rindy!!! I agree!!! What started out with one word has gotten us thinking!!!!!!! Test what, that's what I want to know!!!!

Marti

Posted by: haynes9 08-Jul-2006, 08:05 PM
See, this is what I get for being offline for a month. I haven't had time or warning to study for the test. Marti, Gabby, Rindy, Dog, anybody, have you got an answer sheet that I can borrow?

Posted by: Rindy 08-Jul-2006, 10:26 PM
Why sure there Haynes might not be passing but here you go..
lol

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Posted by: haynes9 08-Jul-2006, 11:39 PM
Thanks Rindy! I promise to study diligently and make everyone proud! By the way, what's a passing grade?

Posted by: Dogshirt 09-Jul-2006, 12:32 AM
Early on we decided it must be C, so C it is! biggrin.gif


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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 09-Jul-2006, 08:48 AM
QUOTE (haynes9 @ 09-Jul-2006, 01:39 AM)
By the way, what's a passing grade?

With the old car I drive, that would be down hill.

Posted by: Shadows 09-Jul-2006, 08:59 AM
Grade?!? I thought this was one of those new tests where grades don't count!!!

***Shadows thinks*** damn now I really need to study, but for what?
I guess it is all relative .....


Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 09-Jul-2006, 09:40 AM
QUOTE (Shadows @ 09-Jul-2006, 10:59 AM)
I guess it is all relative .....

Relatives! Talk about a test of endurance. Or a test of patience. Or sanity.

Posted by: marti64 09-Jul-2006, 09:57 AM
I flunked the test on relatives!!!!! Mine are all crazy!!!!!

Give me an F!!!!! rolleyes.gif censored.gif giljotiini.gif argue.gif

Posted by: Rindy 09-Jul-2006, 12:23 PM
You folks are great...makes my day...not sure who the teacher is here-it isn't myself for darn sure....I agree with Dogshirt, C grade- Bill you nut- everyone knows its a STEEP grade...hehehehe that matters...... Shadows I need to stufy too...marti lol

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Posted by: stevenpd 09-Jul-2006, 05:19 PM
It's all relative!

But I don't don't know anything about the theory of relativity, at least, not enough to pass any test!

Posted by: Dogshirt 09-Jul-2006, 06:15 PM
This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System! Had there been an actual Emergency the sound you just heard would have been followed by "Holy Crap!" nuke.gif


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Posted by: sisterknight 10-Jul-2006, 09:24 AM
the HOLY CRAP would then be followed by WHERE'D I LEAVE MY WHISKEY!!!!!!

Posted by: stoirmeil 10-Jul-2006, 11:28 AM
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 09-Jul-2006, 06:19 PM)
It's all relative!

But I don't don't know anything about the theory of relativity, at least, not enough to pass any test!

Relatively speaking, family is enough to make anyone testy at times.

Posted by: Shadows 10-Jul-2006, 03:35 PM
Then cleaning the crap out of your shorts!!!

Posted by: Shadows 10-Jul-2006, 03:38 PM
QUOTE (stoirmeil @ 10-Jul-2006, 01:28 PM)
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 09-Jul-2006, 06:19 PM)
It's all relative!

But I don't don't know anything about the theory of relativity, at least, not enough to pass any test!

Relatively speaking, family is enough to make anyone testy at times.

Testy!?!?!

I flunked Health class, is this a sex ed test?

Posted by: Senara 10-Jul-2006, 03:51 PM
QUOTE (Shadows @ 10-Jul-2006, 04:38 PM)
I flunked Health class, is this a sex ed test?

Luckilly for you it was only a spelling test...

to be testy is to be irritated/frustrated/short tempered...what you thought it was was testes...but I'll let you have the satisfaction of reading the definiton yourself...
wink.gif call it extra-credit.

Posted by: stevenpd 10-Jul-2006, 03:53 PM
I've got two!

Posted by: Senara 10-Jul-2006, 03:56 PM
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 10-Jul-2006, 04:53 PM)
I've got two!

really??? I'm surrounded by at least a dozen pair if not more in a day and I'll tell ya...they ain't good for nuttin'

Posted by: Dogshirt 10-Jul-2006, 03:59 PM
I'll second that! All those who........ NAH, even I won't go there! angel_not.gif


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Posted by: Shadows 10-Jul-2006, 03:59 PM
2 ? ! You mean 3 ain't normal????

Posted by: Dogshirt 10-Jul-2006, 04:00 PM
Have two that is! wink.gif


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Posted by: Shadows 10-Jul-2006, 04:03 PM
I have 3!!!!

A testy wife!
Testy kids!
and a testy car!

Posted by: Shadows 10-Jul-2006, 04:06 PM
QUOTE (Senara @ 10-Jul-2006, 05:51 PM)
...what you thought it was was testes...

I thought that was multiple tests in one day! wink.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 10-Jul-2006, 04:55 PM
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 10-Jul-2006, 04:53 PM)
I've got two!

Were you looking for extra credit on that basis, or only extra time to complete the essay? blink.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 10-Jul-2006, 05:25 PM
Since there are multiple tests, I was looking for some additional time . .

Posted by: Dogshirt 10-Jul-2006, 06:53 PM
Shouldn't we TEST what comes out of the still? tongue.gif


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Posted by: stevenpd 10-Jul-2006, 06:59 PM
Absolutely!

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Posted by: sisterknight 11-Jul-2006, 07:07 AM
are we talking white lighting???got the recipe here somewhere...just give me a sec, ok?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 11-Jul-2006, 08:53 AM
Thunder road by Jhonny Cash, testy FBI and Steep gragded mountain roads
did I pass this scetion of the test.

Posted by: sisterknight 11-Jul-2006, 11:56 AM
sex ed?????oh my god!!!who's the teacher dribble.gif lol.gif

Posted by: Senara 11-Jul-2006, 12:18 PM
Sean Connery ohmy.gif, Brad Pitt drool.gif , Johnny Depp naughty.gif , and Viggo Mortensen w00t2.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 11-Jul-2006, 12:34 PM
Well, three out of four is pretty good.

Oh -- was THAT a test? sad.gif

Posted by: Senara 11-Jul-2006, 12:55 PM
Was playing the curve...thinking who most would sign up for a class with....personally I would have added the bad boy Colin Farrell and Sting
and left Connery and Pitt on the sidelines.

next test. How many pints does it take to drink Farrell under the table...heh. (a more adult version of the Tootsie Pop test)

Posted by: stoirmeil 11-Jul-2006, 01:02 PM
QUOTE (Senara @ 11-Jul-2006, 01:55 PM)
Was playing the curve...thinking who most would sign up for a class with....personally I would have added the bad boy Colin Farrell and Sting
and left Connery and Pitt on the sidelines.

next test. How many pints does it take to drink Farrell under the table...heh. (a more adult version of the Tootsie Pop test)

Leave Connery with me and keep the rest of them.

Let's see, with Farrell? Bring me a pitcher. This could take a while. angel_not.gif

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 11-Jul-2006, 04:19 PM
Update: The test is for the student teacher who's taking over this class.

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Jul-2006, 06:53 AM
pity for the teacher....so grade will they be taeching???

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 07:32 AM
Elemenery my dear so we all can pass.

Posted by: Shadows 12-Jul-2006, 08:36 AM
I would hope we all passed elementry....

Posted by: Senara 12-Jul-2006, 09:30 AM
QUOTE
I would hope we all passed elementry....


I don't know about that....I have to wonder sometimes about some....
besides I wish I was still there...recess every day....counting and doing multiplication tables....no bills, fun....excitement...

Posted by: stoirmeil 12-Jul-2006, 10:19 AM
. . . lukewarm milk and stale graham crackers . . .puke.gif
buckets of broken crayons . . . sad.gif
blunt scissors and skinned knees . . .shocking.gif
death by dodge ball . . . fear.gif

Nah. This too shall pass, and so will we.

Posted by: sisterknight 12-Jul-2006, 10:31 AM
ditto my dears.......the things nightmares are made of and scar you for life!!!!watching some kid pick his nose......
you had milk and graham crackers????lucky
stinky floors and stinky boys!!!!ewwwwww biggrin.gif

Posted by: ballydun 12-Jul-2006, 10:52 AM
This has to be one of the most creative, fun and hilarious threads yet!!
I think you all pass the test just on the basis of creativity!

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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 11:16 AM
We made it throuh on to juinor high and a new advancter

new Math unsure.gif

real art work : artist.gif

don't forget metal shop robot.gif

on scond thouht let forget thoes years puke.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 12-Jul-2006, 11:34 AM
Never did memorize the table of elements. I gave up after hydrogen.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 11:47 AM
tables? are we back in wood shop again count your fingers hammer.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 12-Jul-2006, 01:25 PM
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ?? . . .

10, 9, 8, 7, 6 plus 5 equals 11, ?? . . .

I think I count 10?? Is that right, did I pass??

Posted by: stoirmeil 12-Jul-2006, 01:31 PM
I think you can still count the ones you smushed under the hammer for at least half credit.

I wish I had wood shop. sad.gif In seventh grade we made a blouse in Home Ec. Took all year.

Did you ever hear of a seventh grade girl who wears the same size blouse in June that she wore in September? dry.gif

The class planner flunked that one.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 12-Jul-2006, 01:42 PM
you lose wight? ohhhhh i get it know wub.gif trust me you don't miss much in wood shop ethier bag.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 13-Jul-2006, 07:02 AM
those terrible dasheki things.........run away and hide, run away!!!!! ph34r.gif



then there was the accidental fire in the home ec.lab......ooopppss i mean just a little over cooking of the muffins... fireman2.gif



then there was the time when my girlfriend....oh never mind... idiot.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 13-Jul-2006, 05:09 PM
I'm off to TEST my resistance to Scotch this weekend at the Portland Highland Games in Oregon. I've been studying HARD all week. Wish me luck. I hope to post pictures when I get back. tongue.gif


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Posted by: stevenpd 13-Jul-2006, 05:59 PM
Good luck! Just set the camera on auto then all you have to worry about is aiming it in the right direction!

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Posted by: ballydun 14-Jul-2006, 01:11 PM
The infamous Scotch Resistance Test...That would be a great test even if you fail you pass(out anyway)! rip.gif
Pictures would be great!!

Posted by: Rindy 14-Jul-2006, 02:37 PM
Look forward to pictures and have fun Dogshirt!!!

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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 17-Jul-2006, 08:27 AM
Resistanance is fuetile !!! robot.gif Isn't Passing out pass for this testWarf pass the blood wine beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 17-Jul-2006, 08:47 AM
QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 13-Jul-2006, 07:09 PM)
I'm off to TEST my resistance to Scotch this weekend at the Portland Highland Games in Oregon. I've been studying HARD all week. Wish me luck. I hope to post pictures when I get back. tongue.gif


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Unfortunately, I had to work this past week end. sad.gif The only copies of the test left were the beer test. beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif Well, better start studying! thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 17-Jul-2006, 01:16 PM
blood level testing is begining now report the prinicalps office.

Posted by: stevenpd 17-Jul-2006, 01:35 PM
You have a warrant?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 17-Jul-2006, 02:29 PM
warreant, warrant we don't need no sinking warrant get in line or you all fail the test

Posted by: marti64 17-Jul-2006, 03:40 PM
I was good!!!!(HIC>>>HIC)pass me more beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 17-Jul-2006, 03:52 PM
show me your hands young lady! angel_not.gif go to your room!

Posted by: stoirmeil 17-Jul-2006, 05:07 PM
ohmy.gif
Don't send her to her room! She's got half a case of it under the bed. wine.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 18-Jul-2006, 06:45 AM
Am I beining testing ? does grammar and spelling count

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 18-Jul-2006, 03:42 PM
QUOTE (crazykiltedcelt @ 18-Jul-2006, 06:45 AM)
Am I beining testing ? does grammar and spelling count

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Posted by: Dogshirt 18-Jul-2006, 04:59 PM
It happens as we get older! Remember telling yourself that you wouldn't say "That" to your kid? Well, experiance takes over and we tell them "That" because by now we know better. Can't be helped, comes with life's lessons.
BUT, we don't have to grow up just because we get older! So keep ACTING young and you will STILL get in trouble with SOMEONE! Usually my wife! wink.gif


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Posted by: Dogshirt 18-Jul-2006, 05:01 PM
This by the way is a TEST of maturity. Can we still get in as much trouble as when we were kids! I can. tongue.gif


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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 19-Jul-2006, 05:01 AM
QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 18-Jul-2006, 06:59 PM)
So keep ACTING young and you will STILL get in trouble with SOMEONE! Usually my wife! wink.gif



I called your wife and told her that you had mentioned she was the person to get in trouble with and when could I pick her up? I didn't know ladies knew those words. unsure.gif

Posted by: marti64 19-Jul-2006, 09:36 PM
If this is still(HIC>>HIC>>)a test of maturity, I FLUNKED!!

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I will take mine, and join the dust bunnies under my(HIC>>HIC>>)
bed.....here kitty!!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 20-Jul-2006, 10:18 AM
If maturity is measured by the amount of troble I get in than I must have a Masters Degree by now! wink.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 20-Jul-2006, 09:00 PM
QUOTE
I called your wife and told her that you had mentioned she was the person to get in trouble with and when could I pick her up? I didn't know ladies knew those words. 


The wife says if you cll collect like that again she has a few more she didn't use last time. wink.gif


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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 21-Jul-2006, 10:04 AM
Oh Boy glad I didn't take that last test!! tongue.gif

Posted by: marti64 21-Jul-2006, 08:01 PM
Does anyone want to take my first aide test for me next Friday?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 22-Jul-2006, 06:16 AM
Sorry I know kool-aid really well if that helps. just rember ABC and you'll do well

Posted by: marti64 22-Jul-2006, 09:38 AM
Can I take a different test?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 22-Jul-2006, 10:47 AM
we must face the test as they come, sorry. sad.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 22-Jul-2006, 11:04 AM
How about a blood test?


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Posted by: stevenpd 22-Jul-2006, 11:31 AM
hey, my pencil just broke! Can I go get another one?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 22-Jul-2006, 12:12 PM
#2 only on this test here use mine just guessing any ways

Posted by: stevenpd 22-Jul-2006, 12:28 PM
But it doesn't have an eraser. Thanks anyway, I just slip out and get another.

Teacher! I have to go to the bathroom!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 22-Jul-2006, 12:35 PM
what the ansewer to number three? droped your cheat sheet

Posted by: marti64 22-Jul-2006, 04:07 PM
Where are the answer sheets?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 22-Jul-2006, 04:39 PM
who cares I got mine tongue.gif

Posted by: marti64 23-Jul-2006, 07:08 PM
But I lost mine!!! Can I have another? And I broke my pencil!!!

Posted by: Dogshirt 23-Jul-2006, 07:28 PM
It's an EYE test, you don't need a pencil. Now cover your right eye and read the bottom line. tongue.gif


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Posted by: marti64 23-Jul-2006, 07:48 PM
T E S......Ok, i need new glasses!!!!!!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 24-Jul-2006, 08:31 AM
glasses glasses you don't need no sinking glasses just spell test TSET can i say deslszia cant spell it. or say it ! biggrin.gif sad.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 24-Jul-2006, 05:33 PM
Spelling is over rated any way! That's why we have Spell Check!
I can't spell antidisestablishmentarianism! Wait! I just did! Well, spelling is STILL over rated! tongue.gif


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Posted by: stevenpd 24-Jul-2006, 06:05 PM
Has this turned into a spelling bee? I still can't spell a lick

Posted by: stevenpd 24-Jul-2006, 06:06 PM
I just go out for a new pencil and now look what's happened . . .

Posted by: Perkeo 24-Jul-2006, 07:47 PM
A TEST!!!!! I don't feel very good can I go see the nurse?

Posted by: Dogshirt 24-Jul-2006, 09:37 PM
Do you have a note?


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Posted by: Perkeo 24-Jul-2006, 09:59 PM
of course I do....let me see........ummm....just a second.......ah here it is:
http://www.universalhallpass.com/entry.html

Posted by: Dogshirt 24-Jul-2006, 10:03 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm! Very well, but you will have to make up this test. sly.gif


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Posted by: Perkeo 24-Jul-2006, 10:07 PM
I could be sick for a very long time....how much does it count toward my grade?

Posted by: Dogshirt 24-Jul-2006, 10:17 PM
It COULD count for a LOT of your grade. wink.gif


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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 25-Jul-2006, 06:30 AM
Taking a page from good ole Miss Brown (12th grade English), your grade counts for 40% of your grade and your attitude counts for 60% of your grade. And yes, I determine your attitude, so get with it and grovel!

Posted by: haynes9 25-Jul-2006, 07:53 AM
Someone talked about making up a test. Now listen, I don't want to take a test in the first place and I'm dead sure not going to make one up.

Wait a minute. . . if I make up the test, I'll already know all the answers!

Let ME make up the test! I would be happy to do it! By the way, what's the subject?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 25-Jul-2006, 12:56 PM
Just because we wear kilts does mean we need makeup too!! I will not stand for a makeup test unleast it is on stage during Drama class. AT last poor Yorick!

Posted by: Dogshirt 25-Jul-2006, 05:45 PM
There is no need for you to get testy! In fact, as moderator of this test, that is MY job. Now open your test books, pick up your pencils and begin. You will have 1 hour to complete the test. Now THAT is getting testy! wink.gif


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Posted by: marti64 25-Jul-2006, 06:19 PM
Name....mat.....wait, where is my eraser...steven, can i borrow yours?

Posted by: Dogshirt 25-Jul-2006, 07:35 PM
No talking! nono.gif


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Posted by: Macfive 25-Jul-2006, 08:12 PM
Hey, who started this Test thread anyways? 162 messages of tests???? tongue.gif

Posted by: Rindy 25-Jul-2006, 08:24 PM
Macfive laugh.gif I try and try to come up with a thread that will do well who would of thought...lol

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Posted by: Macfive 25-Jul-2006, 08:40 PM
Hey lets do the Celtic Radio Testing Train....cha cha cha


Posted by: Dogshirt 25-Jul-2006, 08:48 PM
Is that like a Samba? Is this a dance test?


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Posted by: haynes9 26-Jul-2006, 01:08 AM
Dancing test? Man, I come from a long line of uncoordinated Haynes! Having said that, I will study hard. Dog, can you teach me some fancy Native American Dance Steps for extra credit?

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 26-Jul-2006, 04:54 AM
Dance Test?!?! You do know the reason Highlanders invented the sword dance was to have our weapons ready when they started making fun of our dancing.

Posted by: stevenpd 26-Jul-2006, 12:50 PM
QUOTE (marti64 @ 25-Jul-2006, 05:19 PM)
Name....mat.....wait, where is my eraser...steven, can i borrow yours?

Sure! here you go.

Posted by: stevenpd 26-Jul-2006, 12:55 PM
A dance test!?!?!?!?!!!

Dopes anyone have an extrat right foot. I seem to have two left ones . .

Posted by: Rindy 26-Jul-2006, 03:03 PM
Giddy Up Giddy Up Lets Go ---- oh no sorry thats a different dance...suppose I flunked...

Your all crazy!!!! hahahhahha Love it!!!!! thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 26-Jul-2006, 03:25 PM
shall I do a Highland Fling and show you my affation!! Nd onea and atwo

Posted by: Shadows 26-Jul-2006, 03:31 PM
Dance test???? How did we get to that????

I am still studying for the drug test......

Dogshirt how do you spell mushroom or peyote????

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 26-Jul-2006, 03:50 PM
danceing and drugs don't they go together I thout ni saw them with other last night at the malt shop.

Posted by: stevenpd 26-Jul-2006, 04:35 PM
I saw them too, they've be going together for awhile now.

Posted by: Shadows 26-Jul-2006, 05:07 PM
I was not talking about the blonde cheerleader and Pete Oddy!

Posted by: stevenpd 26-Jul-2006, 05:34 PM
How did we get to talking about blondes? I thought this was a dance test!

How do you know when a blonde has been using a word processor?


There's whiteout on the monitor.

Posted by: Dogshirt 26-Jul-2006, 05:40 PM
WOWWWWWWWWW! Look at the colors man! And the trails! Wha' huh, spell man? Like, I'm havin' a hard enough time just MAINTAIN" man, and you want we to spell? What a buzz kill man! wacko.gif


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Posted by: Shadows 26-Jul-2006, 05:44 PM
Hear the colors and see the sounds... uh somthin like that!

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Posted by: stevenpd 26-Jul-2006, 05:49 PM
Just think, one atom could be the universe for someone else . . .

And our universe could be nothing more than an atom in someone else's fingernail . . .

Just think of the possibilities!

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Posted by: marti64 26-Jul-2006, 08:20 PM
Wait....i'm confused!!!!! Dance, to mushrooms, to ATOMS???

What happened to the original test, or did I flunk that too?

Posted by: Dogshirt 26-Jul-2006, 08:47 PM
Perhaps we're testing your ability to keep up. wink.gif


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Posted by: haynes9 27-Jul-2006, 12:02 AM
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 26-Jul-2006, 05:49 PM)
Just think, one atom could be the universe for someone else . . .

And our universe could be nothing more than an atom in someone else's fingernail . . .

Just think of the possibilities!

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So, if I clean my fingernails, have I destroyed someone's universe? Should I not clean my fingernails or would I then flunk the personal hygiene test? And what about someone who colors there nails? Wow, this is getting way too complicated for me.

Just give me the test!

Posted by: stevenpd 27-Jul-2006, 10:36 AM
So far you can only split atoms, not detroy them.

Posted by: Shadows 27-Jul-2006, 03:05 PM
this is the test!!!!!

Posted by: Dogshirt 27-Jul-2006, 03:36 PM
PSSSSST! I have copies of the test if anyone wants to buy one! wink.gif


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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 27-Jul-2006, 03:40 PM
Hey I got 50 simonals will that do ! is there sataftion garattee. withthat

Posted by: Rindy 27-Jul-2006, 03:42 PM
WOW MAN!

All I can say is

WOW MAN oh and "Daves Not Here" lol

Posted by: Shadows 27-Jul-2006, 03:44 PM
Dave Who??????

Dave?

Shadows thinks to himself...this is the longest damned test I have ever taken! When is recess, when do we get to go home?

Posted by: Shadows 27-Jul-2006, 03:53 PM
OH! I get it now!

This is a test of mind over it don't matter......

Posted by: Dogshirt 27-Jul-2006, 04:05 PM
Ok! Time's up. Put your pencils down, turn your test over and pass them to the front of the class. After a SHORT recess (Looking at Shadows disgust.gif) we come back and test your reflexes. wink.gif


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Posted by: marti64 27-Jul-2006, 07:25 PM
do we have to stand up beer_mug.gif or sit down for this one? beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 27-Jul-2006, 09:13 PM
You can stand for the first 2, but you'd better sit down for the other 3! tongue.gif


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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-Jul-2006, 06:44 AM
stand up sit down suond s like Phy Ed do we have shower togethger

Posted by: stevenpd 28-Jul-2006, 10:02 AM
But I haven't finished my heavy lifting yet!

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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-Jul-2006, 10:22 AM
yeah thoes 16oz curls are hard after a few beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 28-Jul-2006, 11:32 AM
Aye, but I have to keep trying . .

I'm feeling the burn . . .

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-Jul-2006, 12:12 PM
me too burned... out that is don't know if i can be tstyed much more

Posted by: Shadows 28-Jul-2006, 04:15 PM
I just got an advanced copy of the revised test!

Here are the questions:



1.) Who?

2.) Why?

3.) Where ?

4.) When?

5.) What?

6.) How come?

7.) Maybe????

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-Jul-2006, 04:21 PM
the andswers are never ,you ,me, there, war,1880 who cares. Not nessarly in the right order> send payment to me

Posted by: stevenpd 28-Jul-2006, 04:42 PM
And I'm still working out with the heavy lifting . . .

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 28-Jul-2006, 05:03 PM
I'm a lite wight can't keep up do I fail part?

Posted by: Shadows 28-Jul-2006, 05:17 PM
I am still trying to figure out how to use this darned makeup... someone said there was going to be a makeup test! I don't look good in lipstick and rouge!!!!!

Posted by: marti64 28-Jul-2006, 08:38 PM
Blush, eyeshadow and eyeliner then? I will loan you mine!! clown2.gif eek.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 29-Jul-2006, 06:14 AM
follow your insucrtion I look ed like thsi clown2.gif is that riht?

Posted by: Senara 30-Jul-2006, 06:08 AM
QUOTE (Shadows @ 28-Jul-2006, 06:17 PM)
I am still trying to figure out how to use this darned makeup... someone said there was going to be a makeup test! I don't look good in lipstick and rouge!!!!!

make-up test??? I thought it was a make-out test. Drat...and I probably missed it too...not that I would need to study for it...but still wish I knew how I graded on it.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 30-Jul-2006, 06:59 AM
peck 5 points

frenching 5 pionts

heckie 25 points

frist base 50 points
thats 110 percent of the grade.

extra homework asignments encorgaged

Posted by: marti64 30-Jul-2006, 01:04 PM
I'm in the wrong room!!!!! Can I go to the bathroom? And what did I do with my eraser?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 30-Jul-2006, 05:06 PM
did we got the wrong books?Paly what???? Hey this is not mine really!!! someone must put there. censored.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 31-Jul-2006, 09:03 PM
QUOTE (marti64 @ 30-Jul-2006, 02:04 PM)
I'm in the wrong room!!!!! Can I go to the bathroom? And what did I do with my eraser?

Now just retrace your steps. You had your eraser with you the LAST time you went to the bathroom. dontgetit.gif

Posted by: marti64 01-Aug-2006, 07:57 PM
maybe I censored.gif censored.gif it......I need another beer.gif beer.gif!!!!!!!
What was I looking for again?

Posted by: Perkeo 01-Aug-2006, 08:00 PM
*comes into the room chewing on an eraser.*

What's every one looking for?

Posted by: marti64 01-Aug-2006, 08:10 PM
Hey......that's mine!!!!!! I'm telling!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Perkeo 01-Aug-2006, 08:14 PM
What this old thing? You can have it back. I'm done with it.

*tosses the mostly chewed up slobery eraser to marti*

Posted by: Dogshirt 01-Aug-2006, 08:47 PM
lightbulb.gif SWIM TEST! Everyone into the pool!


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Posted by: Perkeo 01-Aug-2006, 08:54 PM
CANNON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wine.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 01-Aug-2006, 08:55 PM
CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!


a perfect 10! punk.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 01-Aug-2006, 09:38 PM
Back stroke lol.gif


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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Aug-2006, 06:49 AM
crawling timly into the sallow end sit hugging ther rail. I really hate swining tests.

Posted by: stevenpd 02-Aug-2006, 11:05 AM
Breast stroke . .

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Aug-2006, 11:53 AM
what kind of stoke i thouht that was a no no in school.

Posted by: Shadows 02-Aug-2006, 03:10 PM
I think we need more chlorine in the gene pool before I dive in.....

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Aug-2006, 03:16 PM
chemisey test now i'am confessed? did isign up for sicence

Posted by: stevenpd 02-Aug-2006, 04:17 PM
or if you prefer, a 200-meter medley consisting of freestyle, back, breast, and butterfly stokes at 50-meters each.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 02-Aug-2006, 04:22 PM
can i just dogpaddle from one side to other side one time.pleeaassse!! smile.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 02-Aug-2006, 06:10 PM
OK, just watch out for the cannonballers!

Posted by: Dogshirt 02-Aug-2006, 06:35 PM
Submarine! tongue.gif


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Posted by: stevenpd 02-Aug-2006, 07:12 PM
Marco!

Posted by: Dogshirt 02-Aug-2006, 07:23 PM
Polo!


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Posted by: marti64 02-Aug-2006, 08:23 PM
I don't have to dive, do I? I am with Crazy....Doggy Paddle...or modified breast stroke...I'm a beginner, and will stay that way....didn't learn to swim until I was 14 years old!@!!!!!

I'll stay in the shallow end, thank you!!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 03-Aug-2006, 06:13 AM
Slpahing water on marti64 the water fight begins angel_not.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 03-Aug-2006, 09:18 AM
Accelerated testing technique for reluctant swimmers:
Pin a $20 bill to her bathing suit and throw her in the deep end. fear.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 03-Aug-2006, 09:48 AM
make it 50 and i'll go for it, sorrymarti fi we hurry we can spit it 25 each and get out of this sincking pool!!! thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 03-Aug-2006, 10:45 AM
Marco!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 03-Aug-2006, 10:58 AM
POLO

Posted by: stoirmeil 03-Aug-2006, 11:11 AM
Marco water polo!

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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 03-Aug-2006, 11:13 AM
try it once but my horse drowned. tongue.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 03-Aug-2006, 12:21 PM
Out of the water!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 03-Aug-2006, 12:40 PM
but cocah I'am just getting use to it at last. blowing up horse game contuines

Posted by: stevenpd 03-Aug-2006, 01:00 PM
Giant squid!

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 03-Aug-2006, 01:34 PM
get the tampora & deep frier out

Posted by: stevenpd 03-Aug-2006, 02:08 PM
Calamari! Excellent idea!

I'll bring the marinara and cockatail sauces.

Sushi anyone?

Posted by: marti64 03-Aug-2006, 02:51 PM
Help!!!!!! (as Marti hits the bottom of the pool, and tries to tread water!!) crybaby.gif eek.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 03-Aug-2006, 03:27 PM
celt to the rescue throw stevenpd into the pool save her !! save her!! runs around carzy fear.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 03-Aug-2006, 03:37 PM
Hey, what a minute! I just have to get this shiny armor off first!

Posted by: marti64 03-Aug-2006, 06:10 PM
I'll take the knight in shining armour....throw me a life jacket!!!!

Posted by: Dogshirt 03-Aug-2006, 06:20 PM
I thought this was a "Sink or swim" test!


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Posted by: stoirmeil 03-Aug-2006, 06:28 PM
It is! stevenpd just aced the "sink" part.

Posted by: stevenpd 03-Aug-2006, 09:54 PM
Blub, blub, blub . . . .

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 04-Aug-2006, 10:07 AM
ok back to class and clear you desk tops and get a #2 penlic out.

Posted by: stevenpd 04-Aug-2006, 10:32 AM
*gGets armor off, swims to marti64 and rescues her*

And with that, it's time for a Guinness! The test can wait.

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 04-Aug-2006, 10:47 AM
stevepd report to detention NOW!! and you have to makewup the test.

Posted by: stevenpd 04-Aug-2006, 11:47 AM
When I get finished with my Guinness, besides, I don't wear make-up.

Posted by: Dogshirt 04-Aug-2006, 11:57 AM
AH! It's test of wills! biggrin.gif


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Posted by: stevenpd 04-Aug-2006, 03:26 PM
But my name is stevenpd . . .

Posted by: marti64 04-Aug-2006, 04:17 PM
My Knight in shining armour...i need a beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif beer_mug.gif

Isn't it time for recess now?

Posted by: Shadows 04-Aug-2006, 04:59 PM
I got slambed for asking for a recess...

And who is will?

Posted by: stevenpd 04-Aug-2006, 05:43 PM
note.gif Schools out for summer . . .note.gif

note.gif Schools out forever . . . note.gif

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Posted by: marti64 05-Aug-2006, 09:32 PM
Pass the mug!!! I'm thirsty!!! What is the next test?
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Posted by: Macfive 05-Aug-2006, 09:43 PM
biggrin.gif Testing 1, 2, 3 testing.......

Can anyone hear me??? testing testing testing

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Posted by: marti64 05-Aug-2006, 09:49 PM
What are we testing now? How did we get here? Why do we keep posting in thsi thread? Oh...I'm in the wrong room....sorry!!

marti

Posted by: haynes9 05-Aug-2006, 09:49 PM
A hearing test? The question has always been, if you post in the forest but no one is there to see you post, did you really post at all?

A quiz involving an essay concerning said concept will be given soon. Get your pencils out. . .

Posted by: marti64 05-Aug-2006, 09:51 PM
What did you say? Herring test? I'm hungry!!!!1

Posted by: JaneyMae 06-Aug-2006, 10:25 AM
Herring tests could be quite interesting as the little beasties are quite testy!

Posted by: stevenpd 06-Aug-2006, 11:34 AM
I'll go for some red herring myself . . .

A round for the house!

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Posted by: Rindy 06-Aug-2006, 11:34 AM
Hang on Macfive, let me turn Highlander Radio down so I can hear you...lol laugh.gif

Slainte

Posted by: Dogshirt 06-Aug-2006, 12:08 PM
I like my herring pickled in sour cream eat.gif tongue.gif


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Posted by: marti64 06-Aug-2006, 04:09 PM
Herring????? ok, really...I don't like herring........How about Scallops?
What is the next test?

Posted by: stevenpd 06-Aug-2006, 04:51 PM
My grandmother made the best pickled herring . . . .

The memories, the smorgasbörd . . .

Pickled herring, swedish meatballs, lutefisk, krumkraker . . .

Posted by: Dogshirt 06-Aug-2006, 05:00 PM
Ja, sure, ya betcha! wink.gif


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Posted by: maggiemahone1 06-Aug-2006, 06:45 PM
testing, testing, Are we still testing or what? what are we testing for? does anyone have a clue, maybe mac5 does, did someone say something about their dear sweet grandmother and herring. I luv dear sweet grandmothers but the herring, I'll pass...

maggiemahone1


Posted by: stoirmeil 07-Aug-2006, 02:36 PM
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 06-Aug-2006, 05:51 PM)
My grandmother made the best pickled herring . . . .

The memories, the smorgasbörd . . .

Pickled herring, swedish meatballs, lutefisk, krumkraker . . .

LUTEFISK??!! puke.gif

That's a test I'll never pass no.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 07-Aug-2006, 03:39 PM
Oh ye of weak stomachs . . .

You don't know what you're missing!

Posted by: stoirmeil 07-Aug-2006, 03:48 PM
QUOTE (stevenpd @ 07-Aug-2006, 04:39 PM)
Oh ye of weak stomachs . . .

You don't know what you're missing!

I do, though. Only tried it once, but I'm telling you it makes haggis taste like haagen-dasz.

Posted by: marti64 07-Aug-2006, 03:51 PM
Is Lunch over now? Let's do recess!!!!! Last one over the Jungle Gym is a rotten egg!!!

ONE, TWO THREE.....GO!!!!!! toot.gif toot.gif toot.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 07-Aug-2006, 04:55 PM
QUOTE (marti64 @ 07-Aug-2006, 04:51 PM)
Is Lunch over now?  Let's do recess!!!!! Last one over the Jungle Gym is a rotten egg!!!

Gah, no, that's not a rotten egg, it's lutefisk. puke.gif No more, please! cry.gif

Posted by: stevenpd 07-Aug-2006, 05:21 PM
Lutefisk for everybody!

Posted by: Dogshirt 07-Aug-2006, 06:52 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMM! Lutefisk! tongue.gif
Perhaps it's a test of intestinal fortitude. wink.gif


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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 08-Aug-2006, 07:51 AM
lutfish and don't forget the lusfe mashpoptoes and butter. AYE a full meal. satnding on top of the jungle gym"I'am King of the world" king.gif

Posted by: marti64 08-Aug-2006, 06:40 PM
Ok, I've had enough!!!!!! Next?????

Posted by: stevenpd 08-Aug-2006, 06:43 PM
Enough of what?

Next?

Macfive was lurking around a little earlier testing again!

In another topic no less!

Posted by: Dogshirt 08-Aug-2006, 08:20 PM
Not fair! This is the only OFFICIAL test thread. All others are imposters and must cease immediately! mad.gif


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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 09-Aug-2006, 05:44 AM
QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 08-Aug-2006, 10:20 PM)
Not fair! This is the only OFFICIAL test thread. All others are imposters and must cease immediately! mad.gif


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Is the thread silk or mercerized cotton? Have you tested the tensile strength? What is the thread count in the finished product?

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 09-Aug-2006, 07:01 AM
siting behid my sewing machine ready for this test. threads have be count,weighted and measurered. Found worthy of sewing. kilts will need to be done and modled on Firday. start your machine.

Posted by: stoirmeil 09-Aug-2006, 08:31 AM
"test thread" = "thread test"? huh.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 09-Aug-2006, 10:07 AM
yuong lady get sewing and stop playing with your machine.!! wink.gif

Posted by: Rindy 09-Aug-2006, 02:14 PM
LOL.... laugh.gif

Does it seem that we are busier than normal today to anyone....? This is just a test???

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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 09-Aug-2006, 02:44 PM
busy who's busy this a test alertious and enduertious blink.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 09-Aug-2006, 07:14 PM
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Does it seem that we are busier than normal today to anyone....? This is just a test???



It doesn't take much to wind us up and get us going! Are we THAT easily amused? I am. tongue.gif


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Posted by: marti64 09-Aug-2006, 08:25 PM
I flunked home economics.....can i just get my pencil back, and go the the little girl's room< PPPLLLLLEEEEEAAASSSEEE!!!!

Posted by: Dogshirt 09-Aug-2006, 09:11 PM
Do you have a hall pass? dry.gif


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Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 10-Aug-2006, 08:02 AM
is it the one with the three foot chain on it or the 2x4

Posted by: Dogshirt 10-Aug-2006, 05:43 PM
That would be the one with the 2x4. thumbs_up.gif


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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 10-Aug-2006, 06:46 PM
QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 10-Aug-2006, 07:43 PM)
That would be the one with the 2x4. thumbsup.gif


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Are we having another wood shop test?

Posted by: Dogshirt 10-Aug-2006, 08:08 PM
Don't go against the grain! wink.gif


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Posted by: Rindy 11-Aug-2006, 07:44 AM
very good with words....wood shop hmmmm guess I am only good with the polish....

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Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 11-Aug-2006, 07:51 AM
QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 10-Aug-2006, 10:08 PM)
Don't go against the grain! wink.gif


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QUOTE (Rindy @ 11-Aug-2006, 09:44 AM)
very good with words....wood shop  hmmmm  guess I am only good with the polish....

Slainte



Rindy said she's going to polish off the grain. Does that mean we can have the rye and the malt?

Posted by: Shadows 11-Aug-2006, 03:43 PM
rye and malt? Humm makes for some good envibing once steeped and distilled!

Oh I guess this just turned into a chemistry test again!

Or is it a sobrity test????

Posted by: marti64 11-Aug-2006, 06:32 PM
Sober..who's sober.....? Oh BTW....I passed my CPR test today!!
Does that count?

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