I was visited by a female today that was so ugly that I didn't even let her in the door. In fact, I watched her through the kitchen window from a space of ten feet so that she wouldn't be tempted to enter the house. She must have weighed AT LEAST 600 pounds, maybe more. She had a long, droopy nose, long eyelashes, big wet brown eyes and the strangest looking ears I think I've ever seen on a female.
She was SO ugly, I just had to shoot a couple of photograph to share.
Swanny
Moose are living proof that God really does have a sense of humor.
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"You can't run with the big dogs if you still pee like a puppy".
I use to live in Maine and use to work (way back when I was in school) at a local conveniance store and this was right on a major highway in the middle of Bath Maine and was working one evening and out popped a big female moose right in our parking lot. Had to call the cops on her before she ran off into traffic needless to say she kept the cops busy for awhile and boy were they as surprised as I was being the middle of the city.
Dear Lord, lest I continue in my complacent ways, help me to remember that someone died for me today. And if there be war, help me to remember to ask and to answer "am I worth dying for?" - Eleanor Roosevelt
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
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She'd look better smothered in gravy....ummmmmm!
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One can not profess to be of "GOD" and show intolerence and prejudice towards the beliefs of others.
Am fear nach gleidh na h–airm san t–sith, cha bhi iad aige ’n am a’ chogaidh. He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war.
"We're all in this together , in the parking lot between faith and fear" ... O.C.M.S.
“Beasts feed; man eats; only the man of intellect knows how to eat well.”
"Without food we are nothing, without history we are lost." - SHADOWS
Is iomadh duine laghach a mhill an Creideamh. Religion has spoiled many a good man.