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Posted by: Shamalama 14-Aug-2004, 05:40 PM
Michael Guilbault, 19, pleaded guilty in 1997 to robbing a Raleigh, N.C., convenience store.

According to the prosecutor, a delayed getaway helped police make the capture. Guilbault and his accomplice were to flee the store and meet their friends Heather Beckwith, 18, and Curtis Johnson, 19, at the nearby getaway car, but when the robbers arrived, they found the doors locked and the couple inside "in the act," as the prosecutor put it.

Guilbault and his colleague were forced to wait until the couple had finished before they could get in the car, but by that time witnesses had noticed the two men yelling and making a commotion and had summoned police.


Posted by: Avonlea22 14-Aug-2004, 05:45 PM
amazing!

There used to be a show on tv called something like The Worlds dumbest Criminals. I don't know if the stories were real or not, but the few times I watched it, there were some pretty funny and pathetic stories.

Posted by: erickbloodax 12-Nov-2004, 05:40 PM
Why do you think they call it dope?

Posted by: Rindy1202 12-Nov-2004, 06:39 PM
To: erickbloodax,

Boy if that picture wasn't the truth. Some of these people are either don't care attitude, or really that stupid or both! smile.gif

Posted by: maisky 12-Nov-2004, 08:02 PM
We all have to set our priorities. Sometimes getting OFF is more important than getting AWAY! tongue.gif

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 12-Nov-2004, 08:17 PM
We's proud o' our crimnels here in Nor Carliny. De knows whut cums furst. 1eye.gif idiot.gif

Posted by: Rindy1202 12-Nov-2004, 09:06 PM
You guys are way to funny!! laugh.gif

Posted by: dragonboy3611 14-Nov-2004, 01:17 PM
QUOTE (maisky @ 12-Nov-2004, 09:02 PM)
We all have to set our priorities. Sometimes getting OFF is more important than getting AWAY! tongue.gif

lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif
~Adam~ lol.gif

Posted by: Shamalama 09-Dec-2004, 08:15 PM
MINNEAPOLIS -- A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.

"The dog did what the dog is trained to do, and that is protect his handler," Reier said.

After the man was bit, he continued to attack officers and police used a stun gun before eventually restraining him, police said.

The dog was removed from street duty while the incident is being reviewed, and the suspect is in police custody, Reier said.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apfeature_story.asp?category=1120&slug=Naked%20Man%20K9%20Bite&dpfrom=th


Posted by: Rindy1202 09-Dec-2004, 09:29 PM
That is quite the story Shamalama, I know a police officer that has his dog run on one treadmill and he on the other. Not that it has anything to do with the funny story. I use to live in Minneapolis. Glad it was no one I might know. smile.gif

Posted by: dragonboy3611 10-Dec-2004, 09:40 AM
Oh wow....that dog should wash his mouth out! You have no idea where those things have been!

Posted by: Rindy1202 10-Dec-2004, 10:34 PM
QUOTE (dragonboy3611 @ 10-Dec-2004, 08:40 AM)
Oh wow....that dog should wash his mouth out! You have no idea where those things have been!

Dragonboy you are so funny!!!! smile.gif

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