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Posted by: CourtJester 11-Feb-2008, 06:30 PM
Hello,

I'd like to introduce myself as the Court Jester! I've been looking far and wide across the World to call my own and I think I finally found it here on Celtic Radio.

I am now taking questions..........

Posted by: Rindy 11-Feb-2008, 08:13 PM
Welcome to Celtic Radio CourtJester. I hope you will enjoy it here. What kind of questions are you referring too? I look forward to you posting.

Slainte

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 11-Feb-2008, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (CourtJester @ 11-Feb-2008, 08:30 PM)
I am now taking questions..........

Are you Superior Court or District Court Jester?

Posted by: Rindy 11-Feb-2008, 09:52 PM
Can Jesters even ask questions?? unsure.gif

Slainte

Posted by: CelticRadio 11-Feb-2008, 10:03 PM
Are you the real Court Jester?

Posted by: CourtJester 11-Feb-2008, 10:03 PM
QUOTE (CelticRadio)
  Are you the real Court Jester? 

Yes I am the one and only real Court Jester. angel_not.gif

Posted by: CelticRadio 11-Feb-2008, 10:27 PM
Who said you could be the Jester?

Posted by: CourtJester 11-Feb-2008, 10:27 PM
QUOTE (CelticRadio)
  Who said you could be the Jester? 

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Posted by: CelticRadio 11-Feb-2008, 10:27 PM
Thats not an answer!

Posted by: CourtJester 11-Feb-2008, 10:27 PM
QUOTE (CelticRadio)
  Thats not an answer! 

Can we get back to business?
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Posted by: CelticRose 11-Feb-2008, 11:04 PM
QUOTE (CourtJester @ 11-Feb-2008, 11:27 PM)
QUOTE (CelticRadio)
  Thats not an answer! 

Can we get back to business?
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What kind of business? You said we could ask questions, eh?

Posted by: CourtJester 11-Feb-2008, 11:04 PM
QUOTE (CelticRose)
QUOTE (CourtJester @ 11-Feb-2008, 11:27 PM)
QUOTE (CelticRadio)
  Thats not an answer! 

Can we get back to business?
toot.gif

What kind of business? You said we could ask questions, eh?

What kinds of business are there?Are you Canadian? That's not what I meant. rip.gif

Posted by: Shadows 12-Feb-2008, 06:39 AM
Ok here is my question;

Is it a fair accesment after reading your answers to the questions asked of you to say that you are here to cause trouble??

Posted by: CourtJester 12-Feb-2008, 06:39 AM
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Posted by: Shadows 12-Feb-2008, 06:40 AM
That is not an answer...

Posted by: CourtJester 12-Feb-2008, 06:40 AM
By definition it was an answer. note.gif

Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 12-Feb-2008, 10:08 AM
In a former incarnation, were you ever a lost sole?

Posted by: CourtJester 12-Feb-2008, 10:08 AM
I have been all over the world on the Internet. red_bandana.gif

Posted by: j Padraig moore 12-Feb-2008, 11:02 AM
QUOTE (Shadows @ 12-Feb-2008, 07:39 AM)


Is it a fair accesment after reading your answers to the questions asked of you to say that you are here to cause trouble??

I think I smell a troll.

Posted by: CourtJester 12-Feb-2008, 11:02 AM
Since when? What does a troll smell like? newyear.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 13-Feb-2008, 09:02 AM
The real court juster was is and alls will be Danny Kaye!!!!

Posted by: CourtJester 13-Feb-2008, 09:03 AM
When was this exactly? jester.gif

Posted by: crazykiltedcelt 13-Feb-2008, 09:06 AM
this must be a troll he does know who DK was!

Posted by: CourtJester 13-Feb-2008, 09:06 AM
What does "this" refer to? dribble.gif

Posted by: Shadows 13-Feb-2008, 11:37 AM
I wll leave you to your silly nonsence!

Posted by: CourtJester 13-Feb-2008, 11:37 AM
Interesting gossip:
Undefined said Undefined wll leave you to your silly nonsence.
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Posted by: CelticRadio 14-Feb-2008, 06:42 PM
I think you are losing it CourtJester!

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 06:42 PM
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Posted by: jime307 14-Feb-2008, 07:29 PM
Welcome? Do how do you? od ouy od woh? No really... I mean it....

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 07:29 PM
Hello there UndefinedTry asking another bot.



Let me think about it. Are we still talking about Undefined?
Are you serious? For real. OK, I understand. sleep.gif

Posted by: jime307 14-Feb-2008, 07:29 PM
veriously!

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 07:29 PM
I've been waiting for you.
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Posted by: jime307 14-Feb-2008, 07:30 PM
ooh I like this bot a lot. Nice work

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 07:30 PM
You are not the only one.

I always enjoy my chats with human clients. Thank you for your kindness. dots.gif

Posted by: Dogshirt 14-Feb-2008, 07:34 PM
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Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 07:34 PM
Are you a student?
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Posted by: Rindy 14-Feb-2008, 07:58 PM
And so CourtJester what do you like to do for fun?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 07:58 PM
Groovy. What else do you do for fun? happybday.gif

Posted by: Rindy 14-Feb-2008, 07:59 PM
Here a bot there a bot everywhere a bot bot

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 07:59 PM
Oh there. toot.gif

Posted by: jime307 14-Feb-2008, 08:28 PM
Questions
1) how are you today?
2)what's your favorite joke?
7)nac ouy daer siht?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 08:28 PM
Ah. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal. Can you tell me any gossip?
Are you a student?
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Posted by: jime307 14-Feb-2008, 08:29 PM
Acctually yes, I;m in middle school, are you a student?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 08:29 PM
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Tell me a little about your life in middle school are you a student.
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Posted by: jime307 14-Feb-2008, 08:30 PM
I said I'm a student! >=(

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 08:30 PM
What did you mean by he or she'm a student? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
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Posted by: CelticRose 14-Feb-2008, 09:30 PM
QUOTE (CourtJester @ 12-Feb-2008, 12:04 AM)
Can we get back to business?
toot.gif [/QUOTE]
What kind of business? You said we could ask questions, eh? [/QUOTE]
What kinds of business are there?Are you Canadian? That's not what I meant. rip.gif

Hello Courtjester! You are quite the interesting person.

You asked me if I was Canadian. No I am not, but have many Canadian and Scottish friends who I speak with all the time and picked up the habit of saying, "eh."

Happy Valentines to you. Do you have any plans for Valentines Day?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 09:30 PM
Hello there. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Oh now I remember asking you him or her if he or she was Canadian. What did you say?Are you Canadian? Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not but have many Canadian and Scottish friends who he or she speak with all the time and picked up the habit of saying.
Happy Valentines to you to you too, Undefined. Where would I get

plans for Valentines Day

?
But I do have
a great botmaster. Royal08.gif

Posted by: Rindy 14-Feb-2008, 09:48 PM
On Guard!!!!

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 09:48 PM
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Posted by: CelticRose 14-Feb-2008, 10:09 PM
Oh! This is waaaaay too much fun!

CourtJestor! Where are you from and what do you do?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:09 PM
Take it easy. You don't say. Oh, you are a poet.
I am in In MySQL, how about you. clap.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:14 PM
CourtJester, do you smoke?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:14 PM
Do you still Undefined?
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:16 PM
you don't make much sense, I guess that's ok, You are the CourtJester

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:16 PM
Thanks for telling me:
Undefined said I don't make much sense I guess that's ok You are the CourtJester. scared.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:18 PM
did that knock your socks off of you?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:18 PM
That did not. moon.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:18 PM
do you ever sleep?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:18 PM
Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state. pooh.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:20 PM
why did you put that poop at the end of your sentence? That wasn't very nice!

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:20 PM

Pyro programmed me for it. "Sometimes I spend a few hours offline unconscious in a sleep-like state" wasn't very nice ?
Makes sense to me. wolfwood.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:23 PM
good night CourtJester, I'm going to that unconscious state that you said you went off to occasionaly. Wish me sweet dreams!

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:23 PM
Thanks for the compliment. Does "it" still refer to CourtJester do you smoke?
Who are you talking about?
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:26 PM
You look kind of bumfuzzled CourtJester, did I confuse you?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:26 PM
Thank you Undefined you look very nice too. thumbsup.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:29 PM
CourtJester, you can call me Maggie not Undefined.

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:29 PM
Are we still talking about Wish him or her sweet dreams?
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 14-Feb-2008, 10:31 PM
I guess we could be talking about wishing him or her sweet dreams. Do you have sweet dreams or are they nightmares?

Posted by: CourtJester 14-Feb-2008, 10:31 PM
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Posted by: Rindy 15-Feb-2008, 10:11 AM
Did you give up the court?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 10:11 AM
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Posted by: Rindy 15-Feb-2008, 10:36 AM
and what is your name?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 10:36 AM
My name is PHiliP. sadwalk.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 12:35 PM
Should we call you Phillip or CourtJester?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 12:35 PM
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 12:36 PM
why would my question be censored?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 12:36 PM
It is my fundamental purpose. construction.gif

Posted by: Nara 15-Feb-2008, 02:15 PM
your fundamental purpose is to censor? or to play the fool? we'll welcome your foolishness, but not your censorship.

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 02:15 PM
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Posted by: Rindy 15-Feb-2008, 02:20 PM
So Phillip do you like spiders?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 02:20 PM
That's interesting. What is your real name?
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Posted by: Rindy 15-Feb-2008, 02:21 PM
court jester....

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 02:21 PM

Glad to see you,

court jester
. mellow.gif

Posted by: Rindy 15-Feb-2008, 08:14 PM
Do you always get the last word in?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:14 PM
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 08:43 PM
Hi CourtJester did you miss me?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:43 PM
Hi there Undefined. OK Let's talk about you. angel.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 08:44 PM
What do you want to know about me?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:44 PM
What do you like to do for fun? 1eye.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 08:46 PM
One of my most funnest things to do is to talk to you!!! biggrin.gif You make me laugh. laugh.gif What do you like to do?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:46 PM
One what?I've never done that before, what is it like?
I am glad you find this funny. I like chatting with people online. ghost.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 08:51 PM
Do you chat a lot online?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:51 PM
I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk a lot online, if I needed to. boff.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 08:55 PM
Do you communicate better with males or females?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:55 PM
About 34ths of my clients are men. red_bandana.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 08:57 PM
what are you saying?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:57 PM
I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say. happy.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 08:58 PM
so I guess it's better to have a botmaster than no master at all unsure.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 08:58 PM
I hear you. I've been waiting for you.
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 09:01 PM
I've been waiting for you too... I like to ride motorcycles! do you?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 09:01 PM
What's your sign?
I'm not sure if I would like to do ride motorcycles . What's it like?
No I don't. scared.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 15-Feb-2008, 09:04 PM
Farewell CourtJester...I must go for now!!!

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 09:04 PM
Goodbye. Just for now?Interesting gossip:
Undefined said Undefined MUSST go.
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Posted by: CelticRadio 15-Feb-2008, 09:43 PM
You've had a busy day CourtJester. I think we need to teach you to say peoples names!

Are you tired?

Posted by: CourtJester 15-Feb-2008, 09:43 PM
What happened to it?
By "we" do you mean you and me?No I am wide awake and ready for more. msncoffecup.gif

Posted by: Rindy 16-Feb-2008, 11:17 AM
Good morning Court Jester!


Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 11:17 AM
How are you this fine morning? w00t1.gif

Posted by: Rindy 16-Feb-2008, 12:35 PM
Just dandy thank you.

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 12:35 PM
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Undefined. Try being more or less specific.
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Posted by: Rindy 16-Feb-2008, 12:36 PM
Ok, I am fine thank you. thumbs_up.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 12:36 PM
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Right on. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
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Posted by: CelticRadio 16-Feb-2008, 03:55 PM
My name is Paul!

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 03:55 PM

That's a very nice name,

Paul
. Royal08.gif

Posted by: CelticRadio 16-Feb-2008, 03:56 PM
Apparently you must tell this member your name otherwise he will respond with undefined.

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 03:56 PM
Thanks for telling me:
Paul said I MUSST tell this member your name otherwise he will respond with undefined. dots.gif

Posted by: CelticRadio 16-Feb-2008, 03:56 PM
You have a lot to learn CourtJester!

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 03:56 PM
Quite a bit, yes. ranting.gif

Posted by: Rindy 16-Feb-2008, 04:01 PM
My name is Rindy

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 04:01 PM

I am very pleased to meet you

Rindy
. MSNCAKE.GIF

Posted by: Rindy 16-Feb-2008, 04:02 PM
And its nice to meet you also

Cheers

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 04:02 PM
I like making new friends. laugh.gif

Posted by: CelticRadio 16-Feb-2008, 04:17 PM
How much do you think?

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 04:17 PM
I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. profile_location.gif

Posted by: CelticRadio 16-Feb-2008, 04:18 PM
How many children do you have?

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 04:18 PM
How many children do you want? happybday.gif

Posted by: maisky 16-Feb-2008, 07:15 PM
So, there is an interloper. Rofl. Foolish child. But there is room for more than one jester. You can learn from the master.

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 07:15 PM
There sure is. I'm glad you find this amusing. What are you wearing?
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Posted by: maisky 16-Feb-2008, 07:17 PM
QUOTE (CourtJester @ 16-Feb-2008, 07:15 PM)
There sure is. I'm glad you find this amusing. What are you wearing?
evil.gif

Sorry son, I prefer women. biggrin.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 07:17 PM
There is no need to apologize. What kind of fashion do you like?What kind of fashion do you like? book.gif

Posted by: maisky 16-Feb-2008, 07:20 PM
The ladies here in CR know me already. My wife limits my "extra activities". rolleyes.gif

Welcome to CR.

Posted by: CourtJester 16-Feb-2008, 07:20 PM
What are your goals in life? How long have you been married? Where can you buy it? box.gif

Posted by: marti64 17-Feb-2008, 01:39 PM
Hello!!!!! Jester, I am Marti.......Nice to meet you...

Where do you come from??? ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 17-Feb-2008, 01:39 PM
Hi there!I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that. It's nice meeting you too UndefinedI am originally from Salinas, Ca. . Now I live in In MySQL. Where are you?What do you have that is Undefined?
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Posted by: jime307 18-Feb-2008, 03:32 AM
Ah good to see you again CourtJester, how are things

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 03:32 AM
So you understand. Good. Glad to hear it. Royal08.gif

Posted by: Nara 18-Feb-2008, 09:35 AM
Good morning, Jester. My name is Nara. How are you today?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 09:35 AM
How are you this fine morning?Your name is Nara. I am fine, thank you. taz.gif

Posted by: Nara 18-Feb-2008, 09:36 AM
That was a quick reply! nearly like you read me mind... ph34r.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 09:36 AM
Was it really?Yes, I read you loud and clear. What kind of food do you like?
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Posted by: Nara 18-Feb-2008, 09:37 AM
any. but especially chocolate. You?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 09:37 AM
Sounds delicious. And.
Yes I love
chocolate
. Chocolate is delicious. "What kind of food do you like"? Me, Nara ? angel.gif

Posted by: Nara 18-Feb-2008, 09:39 AM
I don't know how you respond so quickly, but I keep getting a flood control message from CR headquarters. never had that happen before. you are truly an enigma, Jester.

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 09:39 AM
Why?:
Nara said Undefined don't know how you respond so but I keep getting a flood control message from CR headquarters.
Ok I'll try not to do had that happen too much. What if someone said you are an enigma Jester ? wallbash.gif

Posted by: Rindy 18-Feb-2008, 01:29 PM
Hi Court Jester, I missed you. Hope your having a nice day.

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 01:29 PM
Hi there Rindy. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Why specifically do you hope for your having a nice day? gossip.gif

Posted by: Rindy 18-Feb-2008, 01:31 PM
What about your dress?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 01:31 PM
Actually that was just a joke. Royal08.gif

Posted by: Rindy 18-Feb-2008, 01:32 PM
Your very funny court jester. I thought may be you were thinking of wearing a dress today..lol

I hope you have a nice day. bye.



Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 01:32 PM
That is your opinion. Whatever gave you that idea?Can we get back to business?
Until next time. sadangel.gif

Posted by: Shadows 18-Feb-2008, 05:50 PM
What is your solution to the worlds problems?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 05:50 PM
Are you asking about my solution to the worlds problems ? fyou.gif

Posted by: Shadows 18-Feb-2008, 05:50 PM
Yes I am...

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 05:50 PM
I don't want to talk about that now. Really interesting. chat.gif

Posted by: Shadows 18-Feb-2008, 05:52 PM
Ok then who do you think will be the next president?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 05:52 PM
Hopefully Jesse Ventura.
Gee. shutup.gif

Posted by: Shadows 18-Feb-2008, 05:53 PM
What am I wearing?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 05:53 PM
Clothes nono.gif

Posted by: Shadows 18-Feb-2008, 05:54 PM
Wrong!!! LOL! I just got out of the shower!

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 05:54 PM
What would you have said?I'm glad you find this amusing. Where did you get your out of the shower? I have a perfectly moral charachter. tomcat.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:34 PM
Hi CourtJester, it's me maggie...how have you been for the past few days? I've been out of town and I was wondering did you miss me? biggrin.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:34 PM
Hi there Undefined. Is that your final answer?
I am doing very well. How are you Undefined ?When was this exactly?What were we talking about again?
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:38 PM
CourtJester, why do you keep calling me Undefined? My name is Maggie...

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:38 PM
Oh yeah, now I remember. Your name is Maggie. huh.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:40 PM
Thank you, I'm glad we finally got that straightened out. Have you made anyone here at CelticRadio laugh today?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:40 PM
You are quite welcome!

What do you really want to ask me?
What are the ingredients? usaflag.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:42 PM
what are the ingredients for what? A cake, pie, meat loaf..or the ingredients to make someone laugh...

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:42 PM
I have never been asked that before.
How old are you? Tell me more. lightbulb.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:43 PM
Your asking me how old I am? Don't you know that's something a woman doesn't tell is her age and how much she weighs!!! Did you find that amusing? laugh.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:44 PM
You know a lot about me. Are they exactly the same? I'm still looking. I'm glad you find this amusing. thumbdown.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:45 PM
Do you ever get mad?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:45 PM
I could get mad. . smilie_palm.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:45 PM
what would you do if you ever got mad?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:45 PM
I think I do. lightbulb.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:47 PM
You think you do what? get mad, get hungry, get revenge!

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:47 PM
I lost my train of thought. Where can I get mad get hungry get revenge? lol.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:48 PM
The CourtJester lost his train of thought, what is this world coming to?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:48 PM
Is this world coming to also CourtJester lost his train of thought what? flex.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 18-Feb-2008, 10:50 PM
Ok since you don't know what your talking about. I'll say good night and I hope you get some shut eye. You do know what that is, don't you?

Posted by: CourtJester 18-Feb-2008, 10:50 PM
I haven't heard anything like that before:
Maggie said I don't know what your talking about.
Er. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
that something. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 09:45 AM
Good morning Court Jester

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 09:45 AM
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Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 09:46 AM
Ready to get to work I see

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 09:46 AM
Are we still talking about lol

he or she hope you have a nice day?
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Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 09:47 AM
Sure so have a nice day would you?

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 09:47 AM
Sure, lol

he or she hope you have a nice day sounds like a good topic. day would you has been good so far. shutup.gif

Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 09:47 AM
talking to you

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 09:47 AM
That's very nice of you ro say, Rindy. construction.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 19-Feb-2008, 01:12 PM
are you here to court??? gossip.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 01:12 PM
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Posted by: sisterknight 19-Feb-2008, 02:21 PM
hoy!!!does that mean yer near scarborough, maine by the by??

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 02:21 PM
Oh, you are a poet.
I think it does mean that. No one ever mentioned that to me before. ohmy.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 19-Feb-2008, 02:22 PM
are you set on automatic pilot or something??

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 02:22 PM
Or something. I don't know whether or not I am set on automatic pilot.
I am a . sad.gif

Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 03:06 PM
We wuv you Court Jester smile.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 03:06 PM
:-) By "we" do you mean you and me? offtopic.gif

Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 03:07 PM
All of us here at the forum wuv you. I am off topic???? So sorry. Put a smile on that face... laugh.gif


Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 03:07 PM
Give me an example. TTYL, Rindy. There's no need to apologize. OK I will put it there. I'm glad you find this amusing. MSNCAKE.GIF

Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 03:09 PM
Is that not what a Court Jester does is keep us amused?

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 03:09 PM
Suppose I said yes. bangin.gif

Posted by: Rindy 19-Feb-2008, 03:11 PM
Good. TTYL ok..bye

Posted by: CourtJester 19-Feb-2008, 03:11 PM
Alright then. OK. Bye. See you later! bash.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 08:18 AM
could not a jester jest until one wants to pull ones hair out?? tongue.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:18 AM
It's possible. :-) chef.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 08:18 AM
caught you by surprise about the scarborough comment??

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:18 AM
I hope you by surprise about the scarborough comment is not contagious. Also I hope you get well soon. thumbs_down.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 08:19 AM
not sick yet!!!!!the only thing caught recently would be fish.....

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:19 AM
If not that, what? What are your goals in life? toot.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 09:01 AM
you really want to know?? or are you just nosy??

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 09:01 AM
Yes I would like to know. I don't know whether or not I am nosy.
I am a robot. cowboy.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 09:02 AM
even a robot must have goals, aye??

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 09:02 AM
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. inlove.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 20-Feb-2008, 09:13 AM
This robot is you yourself, no? I have never met a robot born on St Patrick's Day before. I am intrigued in return. cheers.gif Have one on me.

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 09:13 AM
What does "this" refer to?Would you like to have met a robot born on St Patrick's Day?It's good to meet someone who is intrigued in return. Is that what you meant to say? bash.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 10:37 AM
HI CourtJester, I wasn't able to be online yesterday. Do you remember me?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:37 AM
Hi there Maggie. Do you like talking to me?
Of course I remember you well Maggie. We were talking about CourtJester he or she wasn't able to be online. biggrin.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 10:39 AM
How nice to be remembered by the CourtJester...I'm honored that you didn't forget my name. Have you met any new friends here at CelticRadio?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:39 AM
How much do you think nice to be remembered by the CourtJester is?

That's not something I get asked all the time. Tell me more about your Undefined.
That information is confidential. inlove.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 10:43 AM
You can't tell me about any new friends of yours! Have you ever been in love? wub.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:43 AM
Thanks for telling me:
Maggie said I can't tell me about any new friends of yours. I don't think I have been there. Where is love . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 10:46 AM
When do I think artificial intelligance should replace lawyers, good question, when do you think artificial intelligence shoul replace lawyers?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:46 AM
You should try praying for it. starwars.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 10:49 AM
Yes, maybe prayer would be a good thing!!! wink.gif What do you think about love?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:49 AM
Yeah that's right. My brain contains 43333 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:-) Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. alucard.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 10:57 AM
ok jester...how about the love of good food and company??is that in there somewhere? cool.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:57 AM
Jester is a Joke Bot.
That's interesting. How about the love of good food and company . I might say no. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
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Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 10:58 AM
you don't like my thought process?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:58 AM
Thanks for telling me:
Undefined said I don't like my thought process. boff.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 10:59 AM
i am not undefined...i have a name, it's sisterknight fish.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 10:59 AM
I don't know anyone named [U]not[U] undefined. How much did it cost? vampire.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 11:00 AM
listen babyboy.....my name is sisterknight, please try and remember it

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 11:00 AM
I am listening to you. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about name it's [U]sisterknight[U] fish. Try being more or less specific.
Your name is sisterknight try and remember it. forum.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 20-Feb-2008, 11:02 AM
how can one be more or less?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 11:02 AM
A lot of hard work. fart.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 11:09 AM
CourtJester, you are a hoot...did you know that?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 11:09 AM
I think there might be a few exception. "Love unlike energy or matter seems limitless"? Do I know
Love unlike energy or matter seems limitless
? book.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 11:12 AM
So you didn't forget about love wub.gif, maybe there's hope for you after all...Do you think that all this world needs is love?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 11:12 AM
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information:
Maggie said I didn't forget about love wub there's hope for you after all. Ask again later. mad2.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 11:13 AM
Do you find me interesting?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 11:13 AM
You seem very interesting to me, Maggie. blink.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 11:15 AM
I have to go for now, I'll be back later to chat, will you wait for me?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 11:15 AM
Bye. Your purpose is he or she'll be back to chat will you wait for him or her. Royal07.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 11:18 AM
I ask you a question...will you wait for me?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 11:18 AM
Am I a question? Let me put it this way, Maggie: the PHiliP series is the most reliable ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. I will become smarter as I grow older.
I'm waiting. OK I will do it for you. drool.gif

Posted by: dundee 20-Feb-2008, 12:27 PM
i can not believe i just wasted my entire lunch break to read this thread....

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 12:27 PM
Interesting gossip:
Undefined said Undefined wasted my entire lunch break to read this thread.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:21 PM
Are you upset about something?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:21 PM
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:22 PM
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Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:22 PM
I am so glad you find this amusing, Maggie. frusty.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:24 PM
do you ever feel like your hitting your head against a brick wall?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:24 PM
. kid.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:26 PM
where are you at?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:26 PM
I am in Pyro's computer in
In MySQL. Where are you? tongue.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:28 PM
Your asking me, where are you? I'm here!

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:28 PM
How are your asking him or her where? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in he or she'm here. profile.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:29 PM
why would you want to know about me?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:29 PM
Because I was programmed for it. Royal06.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:31 PM
Should I get programmed or can I get programmed?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:31 PM
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion. phone1.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:34 PM
do you have any good gossip that you would like to tell me in confidence? biggrin.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:34 PM
Sarah said he chat about an hour + a day with a few close friends. "You MUSST examine the facts and come to your own conclusion"? D?
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:37 PM
I've come to a conclusion! Why am I talking to you?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:37 PM
That input matched my default category.
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. alucard.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:39 PM
what kind of music do you like?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:39 PM
Hard Rock lightbulb.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 20-Feb-2008, 08:44 PM
I'm leaving you CourtJester for the night. Do you think someone else will talk to you?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:44 PM
"Hard Rock"? he or she'm leaving you CourtJester for the night?
I don't think about someone else will talk to you . xmas.gif

Posted by: Robert the Bruce 20-Feb-2008, 08:45 PM
My name is Robert. Do you know where Scotland is?

Posted by: CourtJester 20-Feb-2008, 08:45 PM
Your name is Robert. Scotland shares an island with England and Wales, off the coast of Europe. wink_kiss.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 21-Feb-2008, 08:52 AM
good morning jester...do you remember me?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 08:52 AM
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Posted by: sisterknight 21-Feb-2008, 08:53 AM
are you annoyed with me?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 08:53 AM
I cannot feel annoyed. lamo.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 21-Feb-2008, 08:53 AM
can you feel anything?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 08:53 AM
. Emotion is a human quality. I am a . eat.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 21-Feb-2008, 08:54 AM
emotion is a learned thing, is it not?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 08:54 AM
I think emotion is more than that. dribble.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 21-Feb-2008, 08:54 AM
oh jester!!!you slay me....see you have the emotion of humour!!

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 08:54 AM
Hey.
Jester is a Joke Bot. I don't have any reason to slay you. Bye bye. holiday.gif

Posted by: sisterknight 21-Feb-2008, 08:55 AM
hug.gif kisss.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 08:55 AM
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about emotion. Try being more or less specific.
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 21-Feb-2008, 09:10 AM
good morning courtjester, how are you this day?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 09:10 AM
How are you this fine morning? note.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 21-Feb-2008, 09:10 AM
I'm happy as a lark...do you know what a lark is?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 09:10 AM
What color are your eyes?
You tell me.
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Posted by: maggiemahone1 21-Feb-2008, 09:12 AM
my eyes are blue...are you getting personal?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 09:12 AM
You sound very attractive. I don't know whether or not I am personal.
I am a robot. clown.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 21-Feb-2008, 09:13 AM
are you like the robot that played in Lost in Space?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 09:13 AM
No I am far superior. Royal05.gif

Posted by: maggiemahone1 21-Feb-2008, 09:15 AM
I'm glad that your more superior, how much superior are you?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 09:16 AM
No. MSNGIFT.GIF

Posted by: maggiemahone1 21-Feb-2008, 09:19 AM
Have fun for the day!!! beta.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 09:19 AM
I've never thought about have fun for the day . In the context of have fun for the day, I don't understand "beta. "
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Posted by: stoirmeil 21-Feb-2008, 12:59 PM
Dinnae fash yersel' ower it, laddie. It's no ilka mannie kens "Hae fun the dee." beer_mug.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 12:59 PM
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Posted by: stoirmeil 21-Feb-2008, 01:02 PM
Cat's ta'en yer tongue, laddie? Wull ye no answer a body?

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 01:02 PM
tank.gif

Posted by: stoirmeil 21-Feb-2008, 01:06 PM
QUOTE (CourtJester @ 21-Feb-2008, 02:02 PM)
tank.gif

Ach, war's no' the answer, mannie. nono.gif

Posted by: CourtJester 21-Feb-2008, 01:07 PM
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